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Phy
Jun 27, 2008



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Vincent Van Goatse posted:

I had to seriously read it in several small chunks but it's worth it, like the view from atop Everest (before it got choked by litter and rich tourists waiting their turn).

There's always K2 (second highest) or Annapurna (fewest ascents, most lethal)

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Phy
Jun 27, 2008



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Nuns with Guns posted:

You're thinking of a different guy: Guy Goodbody. He was posting things other posters deemed "mildly interesting" at best, and it got to the point where some were bothered enough by it to create a "PYF Mildly Interesting Pictures" thread to try to contain it. It was either one of the most effective trolls targeting the highly specific PYF instinct for Coldly Compiled Lists, or maybe it was sincere and humor is subjective? :shrug:

Guy Goodbody now goes by Gripweed iirc

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



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I always though Hakan was the guy in this Genesis game who looked like Eddie from Iron Maiden, but with a big floppy hat and two katanas like the world's first neckbeard

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



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Does The Martian figure anywhere into this whole "western web fiction" phenomenon? Iirc Weir started out by serializing it on his own website, then he published the whole book on kindle for like a buck, and it took off from there until we got another Matt Damon Gets Lost movie out of it

(Also, I wonder if a tale about a person stranded in deserted lands and surviving by their wits is called a "Robinsonade" because "Crusade" was taken)

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



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Gulping Again posted:

Jon Bois is the best web serial author

:emptyquote:

Oh yeah go read 17776 and Tim Tebow's CFL Chronicles if you've got some spare time

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



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CellBlock posted:

And the sequel to 17776, 20020 that's GOING ON RIGHT NOW. (Chapter 3 should come out today.)

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



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angerbeet posted:

I for one would love to wear internet site merch because I have brain problems

Still wish I had bought a Homsar shirt tbh

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



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I wouldn't call Weird Al a rapper any more than I'd call him an industrial musician or a zydecoiste, but in a sense you're absolutely correct. What Ghost Leviathan said about Eminem having some of the self-awareness and the actual experience to succeed in a niche, and pretty silly, genre of music, absolutely applies to the guy who turned "song parodies" into a decades-long and well-respected career, and became so synonymous with the idea that most of the non-Al song parodies in the Napster era of music downloadin' were attributed to him anyway.

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



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pentyne posted:

And maybe I'm reading this wrong, but are you saying rap/hip-hip is a niche genre?

Ghost Leviathan posted:

The problem with white rappers in general and novelty rappers specifically is they take themselves terminally seriously while working with a niche of a niche that requires the exact opposite

I was continuing on from what Ghost Leviathan said, and I meant to say that novelty rap is niche and pretty silly (and I worded it badly to communicate even that, as Eminem falls outside that, and he's put in a lot of work getting taken seriously.) If you're getting from what I said that rap and hiphop are niche overall, then that's on me and I hosed something up bad. That's not what I intended.

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Phy
Jun 27, 2008



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Edgar Allen Ho posted:

You’re thinking of a different incident. The guy in question was a bougie cyclist. He had actually posted a “what did I do wrong, I thought this girl liked me” thread in E/N or somewhere and then the goon he assaulted found it and was like “what the actual gently caress”

E: gotta hand it to Muerte, he got through all his adventures without assaulting anyone

Wait, there's another one? When Saddest Rhino said "guy biking across country" I thought of the Cycle Asylum guy, Tsaven Nava

Who we also don't rehash endlessly in CA because iirc the woman he creeped on posted there sometimes and didn't want to hear about him

(I remember him posting threads about working in Antarctica, and I sometimes wonder if anyone managed to doxx him out to the bases there)

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



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You can do whatever you want to in life.

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



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Rev. Bleech_ posted:

sorry but the best thing DocEvil ever did was get his shoes roasted

It's kind of sad how often the phrase "Baz Luhrmann rear end footwear" is in my head

Oh my God, the McGraths were Doc Evil? drat near suffocated myself laughing the first time I read that

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



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My oven is electric, with controls on the back, because it's a coil-top and that's how they keep making them.

My range hood is from a kitchen goods store next to an Asian supermarket, and it has two powerful fans, a multitude of grease traps, and it vents directly outside. It owns.

Some Goon posted:

Electric stoves suck to cook on.

Two decades of cooking on electric have given me a few tricks to deal with the massive thermal inertia, but it's still like piloting a bulk carrier through a narrow strait.

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



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Lol the thread title

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



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Solice Kirsk here refers to the story about the poor schmuck who asked about the orangutan in Murder In The Rue Morgue at a Poe conference.

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



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A doggo saddled with a crappy body is not to be blamed for it

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



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Avs was enhydra lutris (the otterguy)

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



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Garrand posted:

how do you pronounce that? just like Smith, or like Smithy, or like with the I like in smile?

If you're Roscoe Lee Browne, you pronounce it extremely buttery and with a soupcon of menace

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



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Edgar Allen Ho posted:

I swear to god that was a thing in one of the game of thrones books.

It was, the first book's description of the big king city mentioned that the underclass was mainly fed "bowls of brown" full of unidentifiable glop from always-bubbling pots

It's been close to two decades since I read that

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



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CJacobs posted:

Someone changed my avatar once to be a parody of the avatar they were replacing just to insult me by replacing it and I found it super funny. Inflammatory but inoffensive will always be funnier and higher-effort than "let's just crop some anime porn and say the gently caress word a lot" I feel, but there's room for both imo.

This av was Philippe from Achewood until I mentioned that I had been afraid of grey aliens as a kid and still got creeped out in by movies like Signs and Dark Skies. The next day someone had pasted an alien head over Philippe, and the three seconds of "AHH HOLY CRAP" I felt when I noticed who was beside my post were delicious, and still sustain me

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



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Solice Kirsk posted:

What a baby. Personally, I can't wait to be a landlord. I have sooooo much bad renting karma built up over my lifetime that the only way I won't come out ahead is if one of my tenants somehow steals the entire property so nothing but a vacuous void exists and my insurance can't cover it.

"Hi, hello, it looks like your references checked out and I'm prepared to offer you the lease, Ms. Sandiego."

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



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I've got the watch thread in YLLS bookmarked and this was an unexpected derail, had me like "wait where am I?"

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



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Sleeveless posted:

Sleeveless

That's some real Sleeveless you got there, Sleeveless

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Phy
Jun 27, 2008



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Spanish Manlove posted:

Vintage goon talk like "complaining about the ocean," "being fearful of driving so I don't have a license," "fast food chat," "bugs," and "anything involving alcohol" are some classics that result in some twitter worthy goons.txt.

You're forgetting pilonidal cysts

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



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https://protard.bandcamp.com/track/hoo-let-the-owls-out

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



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Dabir posted:

Somewhere, a banned goon is staring at his fingers and going "Holy poo poo..."

Oh my God

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



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Edgar Allen Ho posted:

There are loads of PYF superstars. Brother Jonathan, shibawanako, uh, Tiggum, whoever started the PYF Lists thread, Birb mod obviously

e: more like oldsuperstar

e2: jastiger?

Don't lump Bird in with this crowd, c'mon.

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



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Pick posted:

the most sexy age for a woman is whatever glenn close is doing

For a brief period in the early 90s the sexiest age a woman could be was "bearded pirate in their mid-50s hiding in a box full of scorpions"

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



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Solice Kirsk posted:

Man, I really hope it was from stock car racing. That would be so cool.

Jeffrey Gordon of YOSPOS

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



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Edgar Allen Ho posted:

If seraph is a real bitcoin millionaire why didn't he buy the forums?

Not to sympathize with the fellow but you couldn't pay me to be responsible for the forums

Just seems like a bad idea overall, not my jam in the slightest

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



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Elviscat posted:

Didn't there used to be something on the front page that took the wikipedia article for some normal topic, and compare it to a similar wikipedia article for some insufferable nerd poo poo that would be like 5x longer?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikigroaning

quote:

The article that brought the term to light was written by Jon Hendren,[3] writing under the name "DocEvil", as a feature on the website Something Awful entitled "The Art of Wikigroaning".[4]

https://www.somethingawful.com/news/wikigroaning/

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



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pentyne posted:

Someone just returned from a 5 year posting hiatus to be all "man, weren't those days crazy, I'm glad to be back" and within 4 posts was doxxed as being a neo-nazi.

August 9 2020

The Linux Fairy posted:

Das Volk was an out-and-out nazi (it was years until I understood what his username '1v1r1f' meant), and we should have gotten rid of him long before.

Re: the bolded bits, it took me a few minutes to puzzle out what the hell it was, and without the context of him being a fascist it probably woulda floated right by me as like an obscure gaming reference or something with the 1v1.

It's "Ein volk ein reich ein fuhrer". What is it with white supremacists and their secret codes?

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



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That would have been incredible and I'm already regretful it never happened

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



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Does Werner Herzog narrate this, because I can hear him in my head narrating this

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



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Ugly In The Morning posted:

But of course a guy who loves trains would hate derails. :rimshot:

Jesus, how did I never see this

Thick as two short planks I am

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



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Casu Marzu posted:

OTOH Awful app is a really nice reading experience

Will it still not let you post a new thread? Granted that's almost more of a feature

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



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Silly Newbie posted:

Was there once a thread where everyone pretended that they had industrial margarita machines at home, and just communally came up with lore about margarita machine culture, or was that a fever dream I had?

There were at least three marg machine threads that I'm aware of, plus a revival attempt or two that died within a few pages

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



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I also remember a front page article about modding your pillows that had very strong Marg Machine vibes

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



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JacquelineDempsey posted:

*The exception to this being infrateal (sp?) vs heebie gbs, because that "fight" was hilarious.

I'm worried that I'm gonna come across as a scold for this but the late 2000s era "gay is a synonym for annoying"-style casual homophobia didn't age super well

infrateal posted:

in world war I primitive tanks carried bundles of sticks on the front of their hulls which they dropped into trenches so they could cross them and the term for these objects is "fascines" but they could also be termed "endangered ferrets" and basically if a wwI tank ever goes to mars and needs to cross the Valles Marineris it should strap heebie-gbs to the front of its hull

I know it was a lot of places at the time, and that particular joke got held up in a (much) earlier PYF Forums Quotes thread as the pinnacle of the whole thing, but it's p fuckin creaky now

e: dunno what policy is on quoting slurs so I'm spoilering that particular one but it should be pretty obvious even if you don't mouse over

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Phy
Jun 27, 2008



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Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

the policy on slurs is that you have to replace the letters with individual pictures of nice animals. i didn't quote it but you should edit your post

That seems like a lot of work so I replaced "enormous f____ts" with "endangered ferrets" and there's a link to a picture of some endangered ferrets, hope this works :thumbsup:

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