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the holy poopacy
May 16, 2009

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RFC2324 posted:

Lefty accelerationists piss me off, they so obviously care about nothing but talking big. One I know irl refuses to go to the protests because "I'm too violent for the peaceful protests" but claimed not to want to go to jail when the riots were suggested. That would be reasonable if he didn't get angry at me for not pushing for a solution that involves stripping everyone of all protection and then magically communism

2016: we should let trump win instead of clinton, that way people will get pissed enough to agitate for real progress in 2020

2020: ok. ok. just hear me out here.

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the holy poopacy
May 16, 2009

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Pragmatica posted:

Tony Montana was an F1 thread regular and legend

:rip: to laughing at him, his bragging, insane coke-fueled posting

Was he the guy who would crash "Ask me about my [interesting blue collar career] job!" threads in A/T and yell at them to get a degree?

the holy poopacy
May 16, 2009

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bad: saying that wanting to gently caress 15 year olds should not be lumped in with those gross pedophiles
good...?: saying that wanting to gently caress 15 year olds should not be lumped in with those gross pedophiles but for :decorum: sake it's best not to encourage discussion

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May 16, 2009

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Gone Fashing posted:

it is honestly kind of pointless to have threads rated 1-5 when I assume most people just vote 1 or 5. seems like thumbs up or down would serve the same purpose

eh, it's nice to get a quick numerical average of the 1s and 5s.

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May 16, 2009

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Solice Kirsk posted:

You guys are over thinking it. You rinse the chicken to make it less slimy feeling if it's sat around in the fridge for awhile. No one thinks running it under the faucet for a second makes it taste better or anything. That's what a brine is for.

another good way to make it less slimy feeling is to apply intense heat for an extended period until it reaches a temperature of over 165 F / 75 C throughout.

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May 16, 2009

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fun hater posted:

that's stupid. they should just get a metal plug like a bathtub. with this idea im going to be a millionaire. see ya suckers!!!

they bring both a cork plug and a metal plug and switch them out as needed in order to adjust their density to help them rise/sink as needed

the holy poopacy
May 16, 2009

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it's pronounced "Jeffrey of Your Operating System Is a Piece Operating System."

the holy poopacy
May 16, 2009

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Colloidal silver takes too long to protect you from orbital Jewish plague lasers. Drink this new "quick silver" formulation and soon your troubles will be over!

the holy poopacy
May 16, 2009

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Blue Footed Booby posted:

I filtered the leper's colony to permas and used the highlight all feature to count the number of permas Seraph has eaten. Counting two that had question marks and the original, the total is 118. That's enough money to buy two Xbox Series X and still have enough left over for the award-winning Zaratan dildo--brought to you by Bad Dragon--in medium size and firmness, including shipping. It's enough to buy 182 Ka-Bar tactical sporks.

How many Zaratans with tactical spork bayonets could you buy though?

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May 16, 2009

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Captain Hygiene posted:

I will never understand how folks jump at any chance to discuss their porn interests in a community setting

that reminds me of my favorite porn, Anal Sluts Discussing Porn Preferences in the Grocery Store Vol 3

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May 16, 2009

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pentyne posted:

So after recently remember I have archives I've been checking out some way back when times on the forums. Obviously the language and attitudes were.....different but wtf was going on in 2006 in PYF?



The only non "post pics" or OkCupid thread was about what people bought, their facebook or myspace profiles. And holy poo poo that facebook thread is (apparently) real names and their colleges, drat online infosec was not a thing in the early 00s.

Here's the thread that created 4chan btw. Fun game, before you click it try and guess how many perma'd users are on the first page.
Pedophilia Images = Ban

Fewer permas than I would have expected, but it's hilarious that multiple people posted WELL FINE I GUESS I JUST WON'T POST ANY PORN, ARE YOU HAPPY WITH YOURSELVES NOW *mic drop*

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May 16, 2009

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Marcade posted:

Pick and Choose...goddammit why did I only now "get" that.

I misread the alt as Cheese, this makes a lot more sense now

the holy poopacy
May 16, 2009

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The Saddest Rhino posted:

I used to pronounce Gandalf like gender

thank you for your pioneering work in graphics formats

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May 16, 2009

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Skwirl posted:

If you want to hear someone speak English as close as to how they actually said it when Shakespeare was alive you need to go to the loving Appalachian hills in West Virginia. My loving West coast accent would probably be more understandable to Queen Victoria then the poo poo people in England speak.

You're a bit off on the timeline, that's basically a mid-18th century English accent. The colonies kept up with evolving British accents up until the split and then those isolated rural areas just stagnated while British accents started rapidly evolving into more modern forms.

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May 16, 2009

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some plague rats posted:

It's over now so nobody go and pile on but yeah wow

gee, I'm glad that singular they has cool and effective ambassadors like this that will definitely succeed in encouraging its use and not just poison the well

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May 16, 2009

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Fatty Crabcakes posted:

Now not that it's necessarily what's going on with this, but there's a lot of cherry-picking JAQers who just pretend not to see more nuanced, less-meltdowny discussions in favor of examples that tend to validate their own preconceived notions.

yes and as a proponent of singular they I am mildly irritated when people give them ammo for that.

you are correct that ultimately that's on the people who choose to go to bat for universal he and not on someone's random meltdown and it was lovely of me to pile on for that, though.

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May 16, 2009

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Thanks, I was just thinking about that post the other day.

lol that the internet basically implemented the attention-based economy and it turns out the inevitable result is nazis

the holy poopacy
May 16, 2009

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thanks, I appreciate the helpful illustration

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May 16, 2009

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Tribladeofchaos posted:

Still can't believe the trump thread regulars are still equating chipmunk porn to anime avatars. It just keeps happening.

Imagine thinking you somehow had a point about something and deciding that Alvin & The Chipmunks porn was the particular hill you were going to die on.

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May 16, 2009

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ThingOne posted:

Try to guess the forum before clicking the link

wait are they sincerely putting forth this point of view or are they just projecting it as something that tankies would plausibly claim

the holy poopacy
May 16, 2009

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Hub Cat posted:

The second paragraph says:
makes me think it's something they actually believe.

Yeah ok I didn't realize there was more to the post, guess I was just giving way too much benefit of the doubt.

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May 16, 2009

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pentyne posted:

Invader Zim was probably one of the first big "kids shows" that found a cult like following with what today would be called the tumblr crowd when it debut. I'm not talking like Tiny Toons or Ren and Stimpy that had adult fans, but the way that today someone's personality is basically "likes X" and everything associated with it.

I dunno man people made a horny cult out of the mouse from Rescue Rangers, that's getting pretty into it

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May 16, 2009

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Edgar Allen Ho posted:

I can kinda see how that evolved into the self-deprecating stuff you still see here today. That might annoy some people (who aren't dumbasses like me XD) but it's deffo less obnoxious.

Did XD ever catch on here? I was lurking by high school but idk if I remember that here or just in the other amazing communities I was part of, like anime and emo

Pretty sure I saw people eat probes for stuff like XD back in the day, back when there was more style-guide type enforcement

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May 16, 2009

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Empty Sandwich posted:

can somebody explain what happened here

1. People went into the D&D #metoo thread asking about the apparently insane ruling that set Bill Cosby free
2. Other people explained the legal leaps of logic that went into the ruling, and why it was probably insane regardless
3. A few posters accused the explainers of defending Cosby and got slapped down with moderately harsh probes
4. Someone made a QCS superstar thread saying the probed posts were good because "explaining the process of an unjust system can be seen as tacit support for that injustice" and deserved to have the probes overturned.
5.

the holy poopacy
May 16, 2009

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Empty Sandwich posted:

I knew someone would out themselves

welcome to hell, fascist

:twisted:

technically I'm explaining why Fister Robot was getting dunked on in QCS, which I explicitly support

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May 16, 2009

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Nuns with Guns posted:

Where do I turn in my bingo sheet for the air fryer?

hey guys, I got a hilarious joke. a real knee slapper.

you ready? brace yourselves:

gays

what, you're not laughing? heh. guess my cutting edge humor is just too subversive for you woke zombies.

the holy poopacy
May 16, 2009

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preemptively reporting all my posts and writing "too good" as the reason so that nobody gets a chance to report me

the holy poopacy
May 16, 2009

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packetmantis posted:

Putting a bell on your cat isn't going to scare off a car or a human with a gun.

Put a gun on your cat

the holy poopacy
May 16, 2009

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build a cat flap that opens based on the random decay of a small radioactive sample, allowing your cat to simultaneously be an indoor cat and an outdoor cat

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

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May 16, 2009

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Frank Frank posted:

This is embarrassing as hell.

did fyad arrange this to own him even harder or something, because that is the only explanation I can bring myself to believe

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May 16, 2009

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first he gets gangstalked and chain probed by nazis, then someone hijacks his account to post a bunch of embarrassing poo poo mocking him. poor guy just can't get a break :(

the holy poopacy
May 16, 2009

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bud rodd does manage to raise a compelling argument for the usefulness of the r-word but I'd still rather not

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doingitwrong posted:

Over the past couple years, I’ve ended up on a Goon Saga self improvement tour where I learn about some train wreck thread and read it obsessively while frantically changing any part of my life that echoes what I see in the thread.

It started with Zaurg which kicked me into getting my finances organized, then Blue Story which had me re-evaluate my relationship to home cooking and cleaning.

I could really use a fitness train wreck.

you could dig up the low carb thread, that should at least motivate you to eat a vegetable or something

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May 16, 2009

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CoolCab posted:

so, and this is something i've been saying for awhile, a quality of a declining slope is that as you travel along it you are constantly lower than you've ever been. so, one way to detect some sort of broader social collapse would be everyone saying "god this last year was the worst in my lifetime" and then saying the same thing the next year, over and over again. i've been saying and observing this since about 2015, by my recollection. i think about it a lot.

ok, now consider that everyone has been saying this since ~10000 BCE

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May 16, 2009

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Bogus Adventure posted:

lol when the saga thread gets roped into an ongoing saga

All Mister Rodd had to do was see that FYAD was laughing at him, utter a few verbal curses, and move on with his life. Instead, he decided to post in the pink forum. All he had to do is NOT post in the pink forum, and he couldn't even manage that.

lmao

:laffo:

Fuckin' goons, man

even at that point he could have just taken a two week posting vacation and no one outside of FYAD would have cared except maybe to chuckle and say "oh, too bad for him", but he just can't help melting down continuously

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