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Acebuckeye13
Nov 2, 2010


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Solice Kirsk posted:

My D&D there was all encompassing. Debate and Discussion, Dungeons and Dragons, Drunk and Disorderly, etc all need to be shot behind the shed.

So where does D&D&D (Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives) fit in?

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Who What Now posted:

I'm an '06 and I don't ever remember probes being called bans.

Oh not in September '06 no, it's more of a March expression.

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Nov 2, 2010


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food court bailiff posted:

my dog is a mutt with a fair amount of pit bull in her and she is the sweetest animal on this entire forsaken planet and her ears are magical lil flaps of comfort that bring me happiness in these trying times

stairs on the other hand kill 20x as many people in the USA annually as dogs of all breeds so i make sure to pack heat (legal where I live) and shoot all stairwells i see, for my own protection and that of those i care about

welp that's my story


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wkqwmVV6Wns

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RFC2324 posted:

I might take any stories of why LF was shut down with a grain of salt, as the story was, for years, that lowtax got tired of the secret service showing up because of LF, but it has been revealed that the USSS knows nothing of any visits to a mr kyanka so everything about LF being shut down was a lie

Someone filled a FOIA request to USSS which didn't return anything, but FOIA requests are also a giant crapshoot so it's not really definitive either way.

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Nov 2, 2010


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GoonsRalwaysWrong posted:

Hello there fellow kids, shall we discuss the epic saga of uber poster Seraph84? Just a random thought, you know, maybe someone could tell me the story. I heard he was telling goons to buy bitcoin when it was worth a few hundred dollars, and now he's back laughing in their faces because they were too stupid and stubborn to listen to him. Any other cool Seraph stories?

I could have bought bitcoin when it was $5 and I'm glad I didn't. Crypto's stupid, your attention seeking is sad and pathetic, and you should really consider what you're doing with your money and your life if getting constantly ridiculed on an internet forum is how you're choosing to spend your limited time on this earth.

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Nov 2, 2010


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I try to get paid by as many governments and agencies as I can, keep my options open

Acebuckeye13
Nov 2, 2010


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Varinn posted:

people have got to stop giving seraph the attention he craves

mods should word filter that poster's username to " " and make all mention of their name and antics probe-worthy. Make Damnatio memoriae a sanctioned forums punishment

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Antivehicular posted:

Today in "sentences I didn't expect to ever write": yeah, let's go back to the comparably palatable topic of pedophile brony Fallout modding drama.

I've found the whole thing really depressing since I've been playing the mod a bunch and while there's a lot of dumb and occasional :yikes: stuff, there's a ton of good content in the mod and I've really enjoyed most of the time I've spent in it so far. It's a massive shame it's all come to this, and I really feel bad for the devs that put time and effort into the mod who weren't creeps or weirdos.

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Nov 2, 2010


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Hot Diggity! posted:

lol of course it's arfjason that found that and posted it

Can admins tell us who has the longest rap sheet?

I don't know if it's the longest but the fact that TenementFunster is still going always surprises me.

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Nov 2, 2010


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Edgar Allen Ho posted:

also bragging about curbstomping black dudes and planting guns and drugs as a cop

It's been a while since I read Tokaii's threads but IIRC most of what he was posting was "the force was incredibly corrupt and the system would make you corrupt whether you wanted to be or not, and it's been forty years since I was in but it's probably still true today."

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=1588985&userid=50818

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Nov 2, 2010


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The whole point of a perma is that they're what kicks in when someone doesn't care about regular bans. He's a toxic, self-obsessed motherfucker who has never and will never learn anything and drags down the forums with every post he makes. It's a loving lifetime achievement award.

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please go the gently caress away forever

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Inceltown posted:

Starting to think the forums would be better off modding everyone except the mods.

In the wake of all Forums Enemies banning each other, there will be nothing left but Forums Friends.

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Nov 2, 2010


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Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:

I didn't even remove the button, I just made it print a message that says "Forum not deleted - we don't burn the Library of Alexandria and we don't delete forums." He definitely clicked it and read me that message and called me, confused. I played dumb and suggested closing/hiding it instead.

I removed it literally like, a week or two before that phone call, in anticipation of things going poorly.

While it's a good thing you removed the function of the button, it is very funny to imagine the site owner potentially waking up in a bleary-eyed haze, fumbling with their phone, and accidentally deleting Coupons.

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Solice Kirsk posted:

I think the big thing is there's no such thing as a "murder dog" in terms of just the breed. You can turn any dog into a murder dog, it's just some of them are chunkier or bigger so they do more damage when they're assholes.

edit:
Also the best dog is either the Irish Wolfhound or the Chesapeake Bay Retriever. This is not up for discussion.

I think you will find the best dog is my dog, actually :colbert:

evidence:

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Solice Kirsk posted:

Hmmm, maaaaaybe. Gonna need to see a pic of your dog with their favorite toy to make sure though.

Well he doesn't really have a favorite toy, but I do have pictures of him wearing booties:



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Solice Kirsk posted:

:mad:

You better go buy that good boy a favorite toy right now damnit!

I like your dog :)

He's a very old but very good boy. :corsair:

e: Bonus photo from last year:

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Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

cyrano4747 hasn't posted in three weeks

A good poster and a good admin, and it's depressing as hell that some people apparently think him getting driven off is a good thing.

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some plague rats posted:

Yeah for sure, if you love well-sourced nazi screeds and thought experiments about molesting infants. I don't, personally, but it would be a boring world if we were all the same.

god forbid someone make an elaborate shitpost referencing an ancient historian's account of a roman emperor on an internet comedy forum

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some plague rats posted:

Okay you do get that it was unbelievably gross no matter what it was a reference to, right? I need you to understand this. I need you to know that it was not okay!

Also noticing you didn't mention the PCOS Bill thing

:rolleyes: This is ridiculous. The post is obviously over-the-top and Cyrano was clearly not advocating the benefits of utilizing infants for dick-sucking. Do you also think A Modest Proposal was supposed to be a cookbook?

As for PCOS Bill, yeah, that was lovely, Cyrano apologized for it multiple times, and as a mod he helped to make TFR a PCOS BIll-less place.

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Snow Cone Capone posted:

this is gonna turn out to be a Koala's March/Honey Trap Queen situation isn't it

are you seriously suggesting I'm a cyrano alt

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some plague rats posted:

You know who I really think should be an admin? The baby blowjob guy. Why is he called that? You see, there was this roman historian, right, and he wrote about the emperor Ce- that hey where are you going??

the post was in the roman history thread, discussing the plausibility of ridiculous claims made by roman historians towards emperors. Discussing the plausibility of the claim seriously is the joke. It's funny because it's absurd and so clearly over-the-top.

This is a forum that practically worships a picture of a man's gaping anus, produced a scat porno, created tribute.avi less than a day after September 11th, followed that up with a Star Wars/9/11 photoship thread, and once had a front page writer/admin informed a woman "Your poison womb is making heaven too loving crowded. Was Cyrano's post bad and in poor taste? Sure. But plenty of celebrated posters have made far worse jokes on this site, and harping on that post in particular like it's somehow out of line for this website of all places is disingenuous as all hell.

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some plague rats posted:

How many of those posters are currently admins

who loving knows, I'm not the kind of person that's going to obsessively sweep someone's post history for bad jokes from the better part of a decade ago.

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some plague rats posted:

Was the PCOS Bill thing also a "bad joke"?

See this is the problem that your dipshit brain is glossing over. No one is saying cyrano shouldn't be allowed to post. No one is saying he should be permabanned or executed or whatever. Hell, let him mod the gun loving subforum, who cares, those nerds deserve him. But the baby blowjob guy who lauded a neo-nazi for writing an insane screed should maybe not be an admin of the whole site???

I already said the PCOS Bill post was lovely, thanks for glossing over it. If you want to say he shouldn't be an admin over that, that's fine, that's an argument that was already made ages ago that Cyrano responded to himself. Reasonable people can agree or disagree on his personal growth and growth as a mod/admin since then.

My main point of contention is instead that saying he shouldn't be an admin over a loving Suetonius joke is absolutely loving dumb as hell.

e: yes I will die on this hill, also can I get a #12 with a large fries and Dr. Pepper

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personally when a person tells me that a word is a slur and relates their personal experience with it, I try to listen as opposed to straight up ignoring them while continuing to justify the use of the word

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I wasn't sure what to expect but holy poo poo every update from the OP opens a new window of insanity

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SMG can be extremely obnoxious, but the man does know film and has made many good posts that aren't completely insane. A good example is his posts in the very old Jurassic Park thread, where he points out a lot of interesting stuff about the themes of the first three movies.

in short SMG is a land of contrasts, thank you

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Aurora posted:

lmao okay it was literally the next page

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?noseen=1&threadid=3842693&perpage=40&pagenumber=312#post487242945

a bunch of people: yeah endorph would be a chill mod
guyovich: please welcome your new mod wark say
people: what

lol guyovich

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