SA's Greatest Sagas: "You know who can help with this? The pig balls website."

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Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

Edgar Allen Ho posted:

Was it a goon that 1. had a terrible full back tattoo of a panther and 2. totaled his car, used the insurance payout to buy a motorcycle, and then immediately lost his arm in a motorcycle accident?

I think it was motorcycle accident first, then a Lambo that he couldn't drive correctly because he had one arm. Which he then wrecked.

# ¿ Aug 29, 2020 23:30

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# ¿ Apr 26, 2024 21:31

Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

Looks like every Chicago apartment I've ever lived in.

# ¿ Aug 31, 2020 18:36

Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

Bogus Adventure posted:

So, based on probe reasons, it looks like the EVE mobile game is spinning out a saga courtesy of space socialism, IRL socialism, allegations of doxxing, and goons taking in-game money and ships.

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3937883&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=1

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3938701&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=1

Got pages where things start ramping up?

# ¿ Aug 31, 2020 23:37

Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

Awesome! Thank you.

# ¿ Sep 1, 2020 01:00

Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

Holy poo poo. I always knew about Two Worlds, but I never knew about Two Worlds. :stare:

# ¿ Sep 1, 2020 17:47

Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

I think it can be summed up nicely with "He's hosed up."

# ¿ Sep 1, 2020 21:23

Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

I've lived rough, but I've never lived "stick my dick through a hole in the floor to piss" rough. A bachelor tale so epic even Homer would say "goddamn."

# ¿ Sep 5, 2020 15:58

Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

bradzilla posted:

Came across this and had to repost. In which a goon randomly marries her literal stalker:

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3909673&userid=116393#post501870628

Yikes. That person does not seem balanced at all.

# ¿ Sep 8, 2020 00:11

Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

Well, hopefully everything turned out OK.

# ¿ Sep 8, 2020 00:27

Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

Some loves can never be...

# ¿ Sep 8, 2020 00:56

Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

JacquelineDempsey posted:

Not necessarily a saga, but funny, feel-good thread one of the historians here might recall.

Goon has a photo of his grandpa or great-grandpa in military uniform. It's b&w, scuffed and creased. They ask if someone with photoshop could clean it up and colorize it, so they could print it out as a gift.

Goons being goons, a number of them "fix" the photo in hilarious ways. OP is a good sport and finds it funny, and eventually someone does hook them up with a bangin' touch up job.

If anyone remembers that and can dig up a link, it was quite amusing (pics are probably lost to waffleimages, though; I remember looking at it at a job I left in 2012).

That was an amazing thread. There were some really good one sin there too.

# ¿ Sep 8, 2020 21:23

Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

All the tales I hear from CSPAM make it sound worse than LF.

# ¿ Sep 15, 2020 16:53

Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

I thought like 100 people ate bans because they backed Bernie this year.

# ¿ Sep 15, 2020 17:10

Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

Well, I don't think we have to worry much about that.

# ¿ Sep 15, 2020 17:16

Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

I think a lot of people need better real life support systems and maybe not spend so much time online. And that's coming from someone that's been on this crazy website for almost two decades.

# ¿ Sep 15, 2020 18:00

Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

Who What Now posted:

Id agree but that's pretty difficult to do right now with the whole, you know, everything right now.

I still see and talk to most of my friends even with everything that's going on. We even text/call every few weeks or so just to check on each other. But I've always had a lot of friends and an amazing family, so I've been incredibly lucky.

# ¿ Sep 15, 2020 18:12

Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

Oh, I totally agree. We're a web forum for a comedy site. The mods are unpaid volunteers that are mostly here to make sure it doesn't devolve into a racist cesspit. Expecting them to do anything to prevent suicide besides PMing someone or giving them a time out is ludicrous.

# ¿ Sep 15, 2020 18:26

Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

I plan to consume edibles and pay even less attention to politics than I do now. Granted, that's my plan if Bidden wins as well.

# ¿ Sep 15, 2020 19:28

Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

More like a sadga. Which was only good for Sonic games anyways.

# ¿ Sep 16, 2020 00:29

Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

MarcusSA posted:

Ok well moving on. My first real memory of SA was that thread where the dude was �live posting� him hiding from his wife who wanted to stick a dildo up his rear end.

Obviously it was fake but that was like my first real introduction to SA.

Does anyone remember that? This had to be 2002-2004?

I remember it and think it was linked in the old thread right before everything with KM took off. That's the one where he was worried it would make him gay right?

# ¿ Sep 16, 2020 00:43

Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

MarcusSA posted:

Thanks!

I need archives though. Oh well. Have to wait for the sale to finish. I'll mark this for later though.

I think there's a thread in QCS to ask for that stuff while the sale is pending so you don't have to buy it.

# ¿ Sep 16, 2020 01:05

Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

Moon Slayer posted:

I've gotten a few PMs about this so I thought I'd address it. I typed up a lot of words and then deleted them because nobody wants to read that. Instead I'll just say that I don't want to have a rule like the above quote because it's virtually impossible to enforce consistently and will probably just result in a lot of arguing about when exactly a thing started.

I will, however, be more vigilant about people using discussions of current sagas ("drama") to pursue grudges against specific posters and subforums. There's been discussion in the mod forum about discouraging cross-forums rivalry, which I totally agree with. I'm not saying we can't call out funny/dumb/problematic behavior when it happens, we just need to strike a balance.

Close Coupons. :colbert:

# ¿ Sep 16, 2020 03:50

Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

Well, I hope you learned your lesson.

# ¿ Sep 17, 2020 00:28

Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

I remember that thread. Didn't he say he shot a gun out of someone's hand?

# ¿ Sep 18, 2020 00:15

Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

See, this is why it doesn't make sense to follow politics. You start getting all bent out of shape about things you literally have no control over at all. The much better mental health option is to stare at your fantasy football line up and try to decide if Parris Campbell is worth starting in your flex over Julian Edelman.

# ¿ Sep 19, 2020 06:32

Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

BIG FLUFFY DOG posted:

I believe this unironically and often wish I could be this kind of person.

I was super into politics in my late teens and early twenties. Then I realized politics are sports teams for people that want to pretend their opinions matter.

I just stopped paying attention and life got a million times better.

# ¿ Sep 19, 2020 07:07

Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

The slayer of moons is actually pants.

# ¿ Sep 19, 2020 17:49

Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

Captain Hygiene posted:

All of you are my posting friends. Except for one. You know who you are.

# ¿ Sep 20, 2020 01:00

Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

I demand that everything I don't like be banned from discussion on this forum. I'm entitled to this because I spent the equivalent of a McDonald's value meal to post here.

# ¿ Sep 20, 2020 05:26

Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

Rags to Liches posted:

poo poo I thought this was a Sonic drive thru!

You son of a bitch. Sonic is a drive in, rear end in a top hat.

Ban this sick filth.

# ¿ Sep 20, 2020 14:37

Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

100,000 hour bans were basically viewed as a more insulting perma-ban. Who could have guessed this site would still be shambling more than a decade later?

# ¿ Sep 20, 2020 15:08

Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

Why is that man's hair made out of Lincoln Logs?

# ¿ Sep 21, 2020 15:59

Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

Just because I'm envious doesn't mean I can't want an explanation damnit!

# ¿ Sep 21, 2020 16:07

Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

What was going on in anime mod's life that led to that?

# ¿ Sep 21, 2020 18:24

Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

That's why I only post while I'm going through poo poo. It keeps all my posts at a very homogenous terrible level.

# ¿ Sep 21, 2020 21:27

Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

There are no good posters.

Except for the theatrical release of The Thing. Obviously.

# ¿ Sep 21, 2020 23:08

Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

80 hours a week and still poor sure takes me back.

# ¿ Sep 21, 2020 23:56

Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

Captain Hygiene posted:

Someday we'll get a mod with just an absolute, irrational hatred of cat pics, then we'll all be in trouble

My head is cold.

Because I just threw my hat in the ring!!!

# ¿ Sep 22, 2020 22:52

Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

FilthyImp posted:

Cat's loving suck, though.

Not even Doom music could make cats cool.

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Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

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