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rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005

Furnok Dorn posted:

fella i know grabbed a mittful of what he thought was tapioca from a jar in his mothers kitchen on his way out, but turns out it was a jar full of those silica beads that are usually in the package in shoes labelled do not eat

in a panic he tried to make himself throw up and realized he doesnt have a gag reflex

Those beads are chemically just sand. They only actual danger they pose is as a choking hazard.



Jeza posted:

I'm not going to make any more of this derail, but it doesn't need to be 'identifiable'. If you come careening into a thread to post why somebody is stupid/wrong and justify it with information purportedly about their personal life or their family, it implies that you have doxxed that info and are holding it over them implicitly. Or at the very least, they volunteered that information elsewhere on the forum and you've kept hold of it to drop as a gotcha, which is creepy and in poor taste - and pretty on brand for Sleeveless.

Speaking of Sleeveless, how is defending pedophilia not a permaban?

Sleeveless posted:

I really wish they just had an entirely separate internet for everyone under 18, it would make life so much better for everyone. This isn't even the first youtube guy to have his life ruined because a girl lied about her age and then later cashed it in for cancel points once she felt guilty.

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rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005


I love how despite all the legitimate complaints that could me made about BroJo FYAD got super focused on him telling people to knock off the "ironic" racism.

rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005

Violet_Sky posted:

Is Shmorky still a pedo or was that made up?

This person has some pretty convincing arguments that it was all made up by Kiwifarms:

https://shmorkydebunked.tumblr.com/post/157996979370/debunking-the-shmorky-controversy

rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005

BaldDwarfOnPCP posted:

I would totally agree with you except the part about clicking a link with that as a preamble.

If people clicked on links in this thread that person might have clicked on the link I posted debunking the thing they posted a page before they posted it.

rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005

https://www.goldbelly.com/guy-fieri/guys-bbq-trash-can-nachos?ref=merchant

For 70 dollars you can get the ingredients for a plate of nachos that you have to then assemble yourself.

rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005

What did Seraph84 do? I'm having trouble finding anything on google because of the amount of posts they've made about being permabanned from random forums on other random forums.

rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005


Sounds like he needs a bitcoin ankle monitor

rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005

Where is the line with age of consent apologia? Seraph got a permaban for it apparently but Guy Goodbody did the same thing and he's still here.

rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005

StandardVC10 posted:

Honestly I'm sorta tempted to buy you one now, less to dunk on you and more to get rid of that dismal pun.

I got rid of it for you.


RFC2324 posted:

it would also make it easier to permaban a CC#, I think. It makes the log chain cleaner so Jeff can call the processor and let them know not to accept that card anymore.

There's services that let you generate a virtual credit card for purchases to avoid giving your actual number out to potentially sketchy websites so that's easily evaded.

rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005

He didn't say not to replace it with a worse pun.

rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005

I'm not talking about prepaid cards. All of my online purchases are done through virtual credit cards my bank generates on demand for me so if that info gets stolen it's not useful for anything.

rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005

Edgar Allen Ho posted:

I would like to get the stats on how many "revoke perma on X" QCS succeeded vs total posted

I asked Jeffery to unban neil cicierega in a thread about helldump but it turned out he already had. I'm counting it anyways. :smuggo:

rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005

The Saddest Rhino posted:

Thanks for the clarification, so from what I'm seeing they are just two characters from the Something Awful Conspiracy Expose Cinematic Universe

Fly molo I understand claimed a female fyad user living outside the United States of giving lowtax sexual favors to reopen fyad, which lol

I mean she did jokingly imply that she did and I could definitely see someone taking it seriously if they were already down the rabbithole of believing in a vast FYAD conspiracy.

rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005

Who What Now posted:

Oh god, now she's never gonna STFU about her Bashir x Anders fanfics...

I know nothing about Dragon Age so this is a DS9 Workaholics crossover in my mind.

rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005

Nobody has ever come up with a good solution for what to do with pedophiles that don't want to hurt children, but there wolf thought that the idiots on social media thread would be a great place to take another shot at it.

rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005

Acebuckeye13 posted:

In the wake of all Forums Enemies banning each other, there will be nothing left but Forums Friends.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=khdIuRdjGBE&t=23s

rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005

bloom posted:

If you just avoid signing up on twitter with your real name to tell everyone what a horrible sex pervert and/or racist you are the internet isn't going to have any impact on your irl life

I couldn't sign up for twitter as my usual internet nickname because it was already taken by somebody who actually was named Rod Beard

rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005

CannonFodder posted:

It's very girly wingwriting, I'm amazed LaB didn't know Amadia's true sex before now.



Thanks to that egg I'm :stoked: about today

A lot of bird species can't really be sexed without a trained expert looking in their cloaca

rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005

Pick got a lot of undeserved hate for being a woman on the internet, but Pick got a lot of deserved hate for being Pick.

rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005

I thought Abe left after he got into a twitter slapfight with a literal child and lost.

rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005

If we remake the thread the OP should be in the style of old GBS storytelling threads with a bunch of salacious but vague story titles and an offer to elaborate if anyone is interested.

rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005

sweet geek swag posted:

Just FYI, Tony Danza Claus was the username A Horny Swearingen aka A Glistening Hodor, had at the time. All of the quotes in that thread still refer to him as such.

I did not realize that I just thought he left.

rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005

I use my cyberdwarf body pillow case to divide the two sides of my closet. I put it on a pillow once to take to a convention once in I think 2019 and no one knew what the hell it was

rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005

I used to periodically return to LUE but I eventually got banned because when gamefaqs got bought out by gamespot you were forced to link up your gamefaqs account to a gamespot account and someone eventually noticed my years old gamespot account that I had literally never used was named goatsedotcx

rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005

Acebuckeye13 posted:

personally when a person tells me that a word is a slur and relates their personal experience with it, I try to listen as opposed to straight up ignoring them while continuing to justify the use of the word

rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005

I've definitely gotten some hand sanitizer during the pandemic that was clearly originally something barrel aged before the distilleries all started making sanitizer to do their part. I ended up smelling like whiskey every time I put some on my hands.

rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005

alf_pogs posted:

we get fake celebrities but a shockingly real Derek Smart

I have vague memories of somebody pretending to be the guy that played Atreyu in the Neverending Story. I think it works because if you're going to pretend to be a celebrity people would assume you would pretend to be a celebrity people actually cared about.

rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005

Teenage Riot posted:

At one point in the early 2000s the GameFAQs message boards had this, “Marked Message Accuracy.” It was utilized about as well as you’d imagine

Of course they showed you what the punished post was to determine whether or not it deserved to be deleted so a good chunk of it was just links to porn. I also found the site that eventually brought me to something awful through there because I thought it was fun to check out the sites you weren't allowed to mention on gamefaqs.

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rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005

I wasn't on my phone so I guess I'm going to blame it on it being a long day at work

rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005

Owlspiracy posted:

saying that determining what is and isn't a genocide is so nebulous and difficult that you can't punish people for what they believe isn't the right choice, ever, fyi.

this isn't a court of law, its a forum, and we don't need to play genocide devil's advocate

It's funny how the people claiming a situation is complicated are siding with the oppressors. It's the standard fascist play of holding every position at once in an argument. The genocide deniers are simultaneously saying that it's not happening and it isn't genocide. We can just go by the U.N. definition where family separation counts as genocide. The U.S. and China are both actively involved with family separation. It's not an "enlightened centrist" take to say both sides are bad when both sides are being cartoonishly evil.

rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005

What does anyone think they're going to accomplish by defending posting Alvin and the Chipmunks porn? Regardless of what you think is or isn't childporn this site moved on from posting edgy shock images like 15 years ago.

rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005

I did a google search for anime golgotha to try to find an image to sum up the current saga:

rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005

Honestly I don't see calling something AIDS as anything other than calling something gay through a layer of obfuscation since you can't call things gay any more. So if the mods had just used a normal probation message we could have just moved on with our lives. At least this is happening on a long weekend so I have time to take it all in.

rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005

Yeah but when you say that about basically every mod people kind of start tuning you out.

rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005

It's curious how what the mod posted to the leper's colony was simultaneously the most disgusting pedo porn but also at the same time not serious enough to admonish the guy who reposted it into the QCS thread about it to let people know what it was.

rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005

We need some visible leadership interacting with the community, but moderating really ought to be a mostly anonymous job.

rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005

I even almost replied to that post when he made it. The difference between obsessing over climate change and obsessing over forums drama is I'm having fun.

rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005

My favorite version of you can't criticize me for my made up pagan bullshit is Baphomet worship. Baphomet was more or less made up solely as an excuse to kill off the knights templar over church infighting. I know the church of satan uses him as a symbol but I know someone who claims to be a true believer in real life.

rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005

some plague rats posted:

Swap all the thread titles in cspam around and see if anyone notices

I remember someone did that to PYF once and I basically had every thread they did that to bookmarked because I barely ever leave PYF.

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rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005

Now somebody just needs to resurrect the mp3s from the write a song about Robocop meeting Anderson Cooper contest. I've had one stuck in my head for years. It was called live from the lab

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