The Saddest Rhino posted:

hey so apparently jeff has no control over the front page?

Assistant Manager Devil posted:

I saw this, so you have to too

Solice Kirsk posted:

What a baby. Personally, I can't wait to be a landlord. I have sooooo much bad renting karma built up over my lifetime that the only way I won't come out ahead is if one of my tenants somehow steals the entire property so nothing but a vacuous void exists and my insurance can't cover it.

christmas boots posted:

Turns out there's some debate on what it means.

The scupper is a hole in a ship's side to carry water overboard from the deck, so one idea is you'd stick his head in there like a stock and then wail on his rear end with a hosepipe.

Heath posted:

I would high five you but I fear injury

I have very thin hands with very long fingers, with my middle finger being probably four and a half inches or so from the base of my knuckle. They're also hyperextensible so I can curve them backwards a bit. Not as much as some people I've seen but enough to gross out girls when I was in middle school

Regarde Aduck posted:

i wanted a smiley for the emotion of 'i think i'm being insulted but not sure' and this was the closest. thankyou

Boba Pearl posted:

Really. Well, I post in the Amateur radio thread, and I've never heard anyone use the phrase "If you live a year after you stop being a mod, you can expect to live another twenty years (or more!). But most goons keel over a die as soon as they lose the structure and purpose given by being a mod. "

Bogus Adventure posted:

Most are probed thanks to the genius decision to give insane anime his buttons, lol

Correction: Some are probed. Just another reason why I will never post in the pink forum. I am addicted to shitposting.

The Saddest Rhino posted:

What's an egg?

rodbeard posted:

A lot of bird species can't really be sexed without a trained expert looking in their cloaca

Fantastic Foreskin posted:

For the last time, I'm not going to your escape room.

DicktheCat posted:

I always wonder how incels explain away people like myself. I'm 5'3", in crippling debt, mentally ill, and my looks vary from middling ok on a good day to feral cave goblin on a bad one. I literally have none of the poo poo these dudes think it's a "get laid free" card, but I've been with my spouse for 13 years now, 6 of them married.


All I can think is they'd retort that I'm being cheated on, and try to put out of their minds that a tiny little cave gobbo with a dick length in the negative is recovering from his issues and learning to be a happy, better husband while they're miserable. I feel genuinely bad for them, and wish they would try therapy.

oldpainless posted:

pentyne posted:

Is there a gold watch equivalent for a retiring mod? Someone who manages to stick around long enough and decides to peacefully step down without controversy or panic?

We all missed Dr. Eldarion's 20th, but I also don't know when they got the star. According to the single rapsheet entry they've been a mod since 2004 at least.

Hedrigall posted:

posting more on SA over the last year but especially since we all thought SA was gonna get shut down has made me some good new friends :3 I’ll never stop posting with my buds

a kitten posted:

[W-HAT] for life

Pastry of the Year posted:

LIFE-SIZE DRUID (MAKE OFFER)

no low balls, i no what ive got

RFC2324 posted:

Statistically, the most dangerous murderdog is the dachshund

Antivehicular posted:

It's still alive in GBS in every thread about farts, where everybody's dropping farts that clear out crowded rooms, make multiple people vomit, etc. (That, or maybe I've just lived a charmed life re: farts in my vicinity?)

Koala Smarch posted:

All hearsay