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Bright Bart

False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped
Lil Wayne's Carter III opens with the following lines:

"Yessir! They can't stop me. Even if they stopped me. Hahahah. Yeah.

I'm on it / Ooh I'm on it / I'm so on it / And however you want it"

Then proceeds to give us a baller anthem followed up with Mr Carter and Dr Carter right after.

Also...

quote:

So.

...begins the greatest translation of Beowulf ever created.

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Bright Bart

False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped

SweetWillyRollbar posted:

but that was kind of on purpose

I mean, I honestly think it's a consciously used rhetorical device. Like starting an epic story with "I mean" while the room is still loud; gathering attention without promising too much. Or even a gloating done *after* setting the benchmark; having finished a Man Booker-winning novel you go back and write a prologue while half asleep and incorporate an idea your 7 year old suggested at the breakfast table.

Bright Bart

False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped

Prof. Crocodile posted:

this is a spectacular idea for a thread and you started off with two great examples...

...and somehow i can't think of anything :negative:

need to get my trashed on, and I will return

LOL I knew there was a joke in here (whether intentional or not). It just didn't hit me until now that it would have been more clever to make the first post a mediocre album that puts its only decent single up front.

Bright Bart fucked around with this message at 07:05 on Sep 1, 2020

Bright Bart

False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped

Yes! This is a perfect example!

PHIZ KALIFA posted:

the first movement of beethovens ninth? utter poo poo. trash. i would have stabbed spears into my ears rather than ever continue writing the rest of it, so im glad beethoven was just normal guy deaf.

I was going to write Hmmmm I guess but I meant more like on purpose bland strokes before a masterpiece rather than just being less good than what follows. But I listened to it again and instead write Yes! This is a perfect example!

Bright Bart

False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped
Spooky posting.

Bright Bart fucked around with this message at 17:33 on Apr 7, 2023

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