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Credentials: I’ve been with thousands of women sexually and dozens non-sexually; even still a dozen thousand women want to be with me sexually, and probably a couple hundred dudes. I’m in a monogamous marriage to my lovely wife, but that doesn’t mean I don’t still possess the skills to pay the bills. In fact, now that I’m hitched I’m worried all this knowledge will go to waste and die with me..and knowledge is a terrible thing to let waste and die. How will I do it? Just post all your online dating matches in this thread and I will ghost write the responses for you. The only thing I ask in return are that you share the responses with us in this thread. I will also QC all selfie pictures and provide appearance tips. Tips are appreciated. Please black out all the girls names. If you are gay I can’t help you. Don’t know anything about being gay, and I suspect I’m probably the biggest gay repellent there is, on account of all the women I attract. Once you take it to the next level and get your first dates, we can arrange some sort of ear in the microphone situation. More to come..a whole hell of a lot more lol
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i clicked this thread as fast as i could. help me op help me. for free
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gary oldmans diary posted:i clicked this thread as fast as i could. help me op help me. for free What potential prospects are you working
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Aug 30, 2020 07:25
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I don't do that sex stuff
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Aug 30, 2020 07:29
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:I don't do that sex stuff I can help you find a meaningful relationship as well built entirely off of lies that is strictly platonic.
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Aug 30, 2020 07:30
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help im having sex right now
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Aug 30, 2020 07:35
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I'm married, look like the messenger goblin in "The Hobbit", well endowed, and is open to making poor life choices. Give it your best shot. My goal is to do some blamo in her girl parts.
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Aug 30, 2020 07:37
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Dukberry posted:help im having sex right now Congratz, my work here is done 
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Aug 30, 2020 07:37
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saint anime posted:What potential prospects are you working
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Jailbrekr posted:I'm married, look like the messenger goblin in "The Hobbit", well endowed, and is open to making poor life choices. What angle you trying to work here? Boning your wife? Extremely easy to make happen. Cheating? I can’t help ya there. Strictly prohibited. Open marriage? Ok 👌🏿 gary oldmans diary posted:female ups driver. i got packages coming every day now but soon prime delivery is gonna take that business away so i gotta close the deal fast. should i start requiring signature or would that be too forward? Ever talked to her or are you peeping on her from your window?
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Aug 30, 2020 07:39
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sex is icky
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Aug 30, 2020 07:39
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Blehhhhhhh
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Aug 30, 2020 07:41
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saint anime posted:What angle you trying to work here? Boning your wife? Extremely easy to make happen. Cheating? I can’t help ya there. Strictly prohibited. Open marriage? Ok 👌🏿 You know what? Be creative. Make your wildest assumptions about me. Lets see if it can get my sweet meats glazed for Labour day.
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Aug 30, 2020 07:42
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saint anime posted:Ever talked to her or are you peeping on her from your window?
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Aug 30, 2020 07:42
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Jailbrekr posted:You know what? Be creative. Make your wildest assumptions about me. Lets see if it can get my sweet meats glazed for Labour day. I say stick to your wife. You made a vow-until death do you part, in sickness and in health, for better or worse. Only you know what ignited that flame that made the two of you lovebirds get married in the first place. loving in a closet at a house party and getting married out of wedlock? Sprinkle a path of rose petals from her parking spot in the garage all the way to your sexiest closet wherein you’ll be waiting. Take it back, nostalgia is a powerful tool..and your dick can be a power tool ready to drill if you reignite the passion
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Aug 30, 2020 07:47
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gary oldmans diary posted:the front door has a glass pane in it Step outside and say she’s cute and if there’s a place near her route / if she has free time you’d like to take her to lunch or coffee. Its that easy. Ignore all impulses to make innuendos about your own package being delivered into her PO box. if shes hot shes probably heard it before, and its too predictable. If she rejects you at least it was good practice
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Aug 30, 2020 07:49
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Can you get me free of charges that have been laid?
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Aug 30, 2020 07:50
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Funky See Funky Do posted:Can you get me free of charges that have been laid? Lol, depends..when is the court date, and what was the crime(s)? what ive learned is you can gently caress your way out of anything
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Aug 30, 2020 07:51
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saint anime posted:make innuendos about your own package being delivered into her PO box
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Aug 30, 2020 07:51
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gary oldmans diary posted:holy crap i can flip the entire scenario on her. thats a great opener. but mention of the us postal service might come off as threatening this is too dangerous. she knows where you live..
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Aug 30, 2020 07:52
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thats a good point. finding out where she lives will even things out again
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Aug 30, 2020 07:54
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What she will probably say in response is : your package is so small we’d ship it for free...and then you totally blew it
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Aug 30, 2020 07:54
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this thread shattered my confidence and sent me into the waiting arms of my favorite porn site 10/10 op is a miracle worker
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Aug 30, 2020 08:00
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Let me give you the, uh, play by play. I will probably begin with the very classy first line, something like "Hey sweet thing, can I buy you a fish sandwich?" And then I will commence to whisper sweet words into her ear. Something like "Man, I'd like to take a bite outta your butt." And then I will close the deal, by giving her a preview of...the goods.
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Aug 30, 2020 08:00
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I’ve been putting off laying down new mulch in our flower box since like June. If you’re offering to lend a hand for free I’d really appreciate it.
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Aug 30, 2020 08:03
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saint anime posted:Lol, depends..when is the court date, and what was the crime(s)? what ive learned is you can gently caress your way out of anything It's on the 69th of Sextember and it's for securities fraud.
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Aug 30, 2020 08:25
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Funky See Funky Do posted:It's on the 69th of Sextember and it's for securities fraud. I hope they give you the chair.
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Aug 30, 2020 08:27
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op dont do this to your mother, she's been through enough
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Aug 30, 2020 08:31
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I'm offering a desexing course to undo the damage OP has done. Using advanced dialectical and psychic techniques we will utilize energy vibrations to restore your virginity and impose upon your mind the blueprint psyche of an incel to insure this disastrous course of events never occurs again.
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Aug 30, 2020 08:50
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General Anime oozes virginity as he gives out sex advice with a quivering and squeaky voice.
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Aug 30, 2020 08:59
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uhhh there's a flaw in your system op, I'd have to get a match first for you to write a response
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Aug 30, 2020 09:20
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Hello I am a healthy homo sapiens male in need of a female of the species to carry my offspring to term. My sexual proboscis is of optimal dimensions for the task.
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:I'm offering a desexing course to undo the damage OP has done. Using advanced dialectical and psychic techniques we will utilize energy vibrations to restore your virginity and impose upon your mind the blueprint psyche of an incel to insure this disastrous course of events never occurs again. If I'm already a virgin, can you make me a double virgin? Twice as holey!
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By popular demand posted:Hello I am a healthy homo sapiens male in need of a female of the species to carry my offspring to term. This could actually work if the girl was fat and had glasses. Chances are it’d be a match made in Heaven. Not bad
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Classon Ave. Robot posted:uhhh there's a flaw in your system op, I'd have to get a match first for you to write a response I can help with the pre-game too, baby. Give it to me. We gotta work on that selfie game. Women eat with their eyes first, and then will be eating with you at a fancy restaurant, and the third thing that ends up being eaten?  Your heart normally..
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Aug 30, 2020 13:37
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Free of charge, but what will it cost?
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Dinosaurs! posted:I’ve been putting off laying down new mulch in our flower box since like June. If you’re offering to lend a hand for free I’d really appreciate it. If this is some hosed up way of asking me to be the bull in a weird cuckold fantasy Im going to pass but I might send a few guys from this thread out to give a helping hand to your wife’s flower box.
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:I'm offering a desexing course to undo the damage OP has done. Using advanced dialectical and psychic techniques we will utilize energy vibrations to restore your virginity and impose upon your mind the blueprint psyche of an incel to insure this disastrous course of events never occurs again. THIS IS PERFECT. They’ll come to me as an incel, leave as a chad, go to you for a cleansing, and then their fail virgin brains will come back to me as the cycle continues infinitely. We got it made in the shade on the easy street.
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saint anime posted:THIS IS PERFECT. They’ll come to me as an incel, leave as a chad, go to you for a cleansing, and then their fail virgin brains will come back to me as the cycle continues infinitely. We got it made in the shade on the easy street. The financial potential of this arrangement has the appeal necessary to override my anti-sex principals.
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You've ruined my l it tle baby boy
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