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Awww yeah, this is gonna get dirty! I'll help you boys out, you can come gently caress my husband for free. I'm on the rag but I'll watch! It's not gay if theres a lady there!
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# ? Aug 30, 2020 14:04 |
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ok google how to kiss
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# ? Aug 30, 2020 14:39 |
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Most marriages are out of wedlock, op
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# ? Aug 30, 2020 15:57 |
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A wedlock is like a thing you put on the sub's penis right?
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# ? Aug 30, 2020 15:59 |
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Colonel Cancer posted:A wedlock is like a thing you put on the sub's penis right? No that's a wife.
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# ? Aug 30, 2020 16:39 |
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How does one talk to girls? How do I avoid talking to her at length about robots while staring at the center of her forehead in a fruitless bid to maintain eye contact?
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# ? Aug 30, 2020 17:08 |
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saint anime posted:I can help with the pre-game too, baby. Give it to me. We gotta work on that selfie game. Women eat with their eyes first, and then will be eating with you at a fancy restaurant, and the third thing that ends up being eaten? Your heart normally.. Wait, are you setting us up with some sort of mantis lady hybrid? Not that that's necessarily a deal breaker, but I'd like to know what I'm getting into.
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# ? Aug 30, 2020 22:15 |
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Swipe left until there's nothing left
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# ? Aug 30, 2020 22:21 |
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saint anime posted:I say stick to your wife. You made a vow-until death do you part, in sickness and in health, for better or worse. Only you know what ignited that flame that made the two of you lovebirds get married in the first place. loving in a closet at a house party and getting married out of wedlock? Sprinkle a path of rose petals from her parking spot in the garage all the way to your sexiest closet wherein you’ll be waiting. Take it back, nostalgia is a powerful tool..and your dick can be a power tool ready to drill if you reignite the passion closet sex you say? I shall report back on the results.
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# ? Aug 31, 2020 00:10 |
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Fsmhunk posted:How does one talk to girls? How do I avoid talking to her at length about robots while staring at the center of her forehead in a fruitless bid to maintain eye contact? If a girl doesn’t want to hear you talk about your passion she is not worth forming a relationship with.
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# ? Aug 31, 2020 12:41 |
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Robots in general or sex robots in particular?
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# ? Aug 31, 2020 13:06 |
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A miserable Roomba with dilz
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# ? Aug 31, 2020 14:26 |
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Long weekend. Saturday night. Let's get some gash.
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# ? Sep 5, 2020 22:41 |
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:I don't do that sex stuff
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# ? Sep 5, 2020 22:50 |
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Don’t need any help op just came to flex on al the lonely goons in this thread with my three (3!) relationship with my pen pal in the Balkans I send her DVDs of Intervention episodes and she sends back pieces of paper with her reviews which usually just say yes or no I know what you’d like to say but distance is just distance and if anything i know her better than myself
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# ? Sep 5, 2020 22:52 |
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hello i heard there was a free thing itt?
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# ? Sep 6, 2020 00:04 |
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Pussy report. Post your hauls!
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# ? Sep 7, 2020 05:37 |
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I'm allergic to pussy
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# ? Sep 7, 2020 06:58 |
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Why would I want to get laid, I'm on anti-depressants! Pff, kids these days.
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# ? Sep 7, 2020 09:57 |
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Hot Dog Day #91 posted:I'm allergic to pussy Thankfully humans come equipped with a Mouth and Anus and sometimes a Penis, all of which make great alternatives. also I hear there's a lot of experimentation in the Body Modification community so maybe check it out if you want to find more options open to you.
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# ? Sep 7, 2020 12:49 |
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My new GF has an IED in her puss puss so I can just cum buckets and not have baby. I kinda just took her word for it too lol. Maybe there's a baby on the way.
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# ? Sep 7, 2020 12:53 |
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saint anime posted:Pussy report. Post your hauls! I got a box of red airheads, a bag of granny smith apples, and 2 boxes of kraft dinner
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# ? Sep 7, 2020 12:54 |
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i am not gay but i still want to make love to a man can you help me
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# ? Sep 7, 2020 12:56 |
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numberoneposter posted:My new GF has an IED in her puss puss so I can just cum buckets and not have baby. She got an Improvised Explosive Device in there? drat that's a bomb rear end pussy
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# ? Sep 7, 2020 13:03 |
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Unfortunately I had written the date down wrong. My court date was the 6th of September. I was convicted in absentia and sentenced to two years in prison. Thanks for nothing OP. As for the rest of you at least one of you could have pointed out that there's no such month as Sextember.
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# ? Sep 7, 2020 13:10 |
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Is this like when Tom Sawyer tricks his friends into painting the fence for him? gently caress your own drat women OP
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# ? Sep 7, 2020 15:06 |
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I'm a trisexual agnostic power bottom that looks like a dog stole the Christmas ham off the table. A sex wizard with an rear end as a spell book and a powerful wand. I don't need this, op
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# ? Sep 7, 2020 15:34 |
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please i just want a woman to look at me without being visibly disgusted
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# ? Sep 7, 2020 15:39 |
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NavyBlue posted:please i just want a woman to look at me without being visibly disgusted Ahve you considered an anime body pillow?
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# ? Sep 7, 2020 19:19 |
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I don't get matches in the first place. please advise
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# ? Sep 7, 2020 19:46 |
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Methanar posted:I don't get matches in the first place. Post what picture your're using for your profile and I'll help spruce it up.
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# ? Sep 7, 2020 19:47 |
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wow u want me to violate social distancing protocols to "get laid" ??>?
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# ? Sep 7, 2020 20:02 |
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It's ok BB it's exactly 6' and 3" long
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# ? Sep 7, 2020 20:11 |
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Nerds don’t have sex because they don’t like physical exercise
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# ? Sep 7, 2020 20:58 |
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Pffft. I don't need no free get laid service. Now a free oil change, I'm all about that! And I want the good oil. Full synthetic, you.
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# ? Sep 8, 2020 11:08 |
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Colonel Cancer posted:She got an Improvised Explosive Device in there? drat that's a bomb rear end pussy It's a snuke
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# ? Sep 14, 2020 03:13 |
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butts
zaepg fucked around with this message at 03:40 on Sep 14, 2020 |
# ? Sep 14, 2020 03:28 |
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Do me
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Mrs. Sexual posted:Do me
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