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Jailbrekr
Apr 8, 2002
A TOWN LEVELED BY AN EXPLOSION? DOZENS LIKELY KILLED? OH GOD LET ME SEE THAT SWEET VIDEO OH MY GOD I'M CUMMING
:fap::fap::fap::fap::fap::fap::fap::fap:
I'm married, look like the messenger goblin in "The Hobbit", well endowed, and is open to making poor life choices.

Give it your best shot. My goal is to do some blamo in her girl parts.

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Jailbrekr
Apr 8, 2002
A TOWN LEVELED BY AN EXPLOSION? DOZENS LIKELY KILLED? OH GOD LET ME SEE THAT SWEET VIDEO OH MY GOD I'M CUMMING
:fap::fap::fap::fap::fap::fap::fap::fap:

saint anime posted:

What angle you trying to work here? Boning your wife? Extremely easy to make happen. Cheating? I can’t help ya there. Strictly prohibited. Open marriage? Ok 👌🏿


You know what? Be creative. Make your wildest assumptions about me. Lets see if it can get my sweet meats glazed for Labour day.

Jailbrekr
Apr 8, 2002
A TOWN LEVELED BY AN EXPLOSION? DOZENS LIKELY KILLED? OH GOD LET ME SEE THAT SWEET VIDEO OH MY GOD I'M CUMMING
:fap::fap::fap::fap::fap::fap::fap::fap:

saint anime posted:

I say stick to your wife. You made a vow-until death do you part, in sickness and in health, for better or worse. Only you know what ignited that flame that made the two of you lovebirds get married in the first place. loving in a closet at a house party and getting married out of wedlock? Sprinkle a path of rose petals from her parking spot in the garage all the way to your sexiest closet wherein you’ll be waiting. Take it back, nostalgia is a powerful tool..and your dick can be a power tool ready to drill if you reignite the passion

closet sex you say? I shall report back on the results.

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