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Orb for orbdoption Orb of Chronic Curry Wielder can summon limitless plates of bottomless curry dishes. The curry has the option of being laced with various levels of THC as well. |
# ? Sep 16, 2020 18:34 |
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Plant MONSTER. posted:Orb for orbdoption this orb was made for me
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# ? Sep 16, 2020 19:33 |
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The money is rolling on in from my censored tooths onlyfans page. This pleases the elder gods, or so my unicorn tells me. My perpetually censored tooth has been instrumental in extending the amount of time I am able to spend in coffee shop before being kicked out due to screaming profanities about ancient horrors and the utter stench of my unicorn. As I scream profanities all of the patrons are immediately drawn to my censored tooth, wanting to know more. Wanting to SEE more. Lucky for them (and myself) there is more to be seen... for a monthly fee.
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# ? Sep 16, 2020 23:40 |
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I'll take an orb please! |
# ? Sep 17, 2020 00:00 |
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Rags to Liches posted:I'll take an orb please! Okay! Have the Orb of Composting. Speed up the rotting process of organic materials and produce rich compost in mere minutes! Great for the home gardener, the professional horticulturist and the hard working farmer! Careful you don't compost any live people. That would be terrible. Or... Or would it? |
# ? Sep 17, 2020 18:44 |
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Yes it would don't use orbs for murder. ...Or should you? |
# ? Sep 17, 2020 18:44 |
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I will have folks know that the Orb of the Perpetually Censored Tooth is available for trade. I'm willing to reduce my fee to 33% of the revenue provided by the orb/tooths subscription service. I can tell you that it has taken off, and the dough is rolling in. People can't get enough of what they have to pay to see.
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# ? Sep 17, 2020 18:57 |
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worried about my orb's pig's big heart D:
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# ? Sep 17, 2020 19:06 |
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Plant MONSTER. posted:Orb for orbdoption This is the orb for me. Not only am I a nerdddd, I have a very nice library in my home, which I obsessively organize. Having an orb to help with this would allow me to concentrate on alphabetizing my socks properly.
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# ? Sep 18, 2020 01:42 |
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Plant MONSTER. posted:Okay! Have the Orb of Composting. Speed up the rotting process of organic materials and produce rich compost in mere minutes! Great for the home gardener, the professional horticulturist and the hard working farmer! Careful you don't compost any live people. That would be terrible. this is going to be a great power supply for my farm's Giganto-Composter! Thanks Orb Shoppe! (Any visitors to my farm in the future will have to sign a waiver absolving me of any future liability for any injury sustained) (addendum- this policy has been in effect ever since those pesky salesmen from Monsanto started showing up) |
# ? Sep 18, 2020 04:37 |
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Orb of Sparkly Tights up for grabbies |
# ? Sep 18, 2020 19:35 |
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Plant MONSTER. posted:Orb of Sparkly Tights up for grabbies wow its like it was made for me wait what does it actually do does it make my existing tights sparkly or does it just give me sparkly tights
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# ? Sep 18, 2020 21:21 |
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turns your skin into sparkly tights |
# ? Sep 19, 2020 23:20 |
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Plant MONSTER. posted:turns your skin into sparkly tights oh. oh no never mind I think I’m quite satisfied with my existing orb
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# ? Sep 20, 2020 01:39 |
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Plant MONSTER. posted:turns your skin into sparkly tights if I were a luchador I would immediately snap this orb up |
# ? Sep 20, 2020 04:32 |
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# ? Mar 29, 2024 15:43 |
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I have an Orb of the Brain-in-a-Glass Trick that I'm just going to leave here. |
# ? Sep 20, 2020 15:03 |