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I don't think masking up would help a xenomorph, the 2nd mouth will go right thru if it yawns
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Aug 30, 2020 22:56
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A good modern Alien adaptation sort of is Pandorum
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Aug 31, 2020 03:42
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I think covenant is the one where they land on the wrong planet and find that their predecessors genocided the locals with the aliens right? That was pretty dumb especially with that dumbass twist in the end
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Aug 31, 2020 03:59
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numberoneposter posted:does anyone care actually? I'd watch Romeo and Juliet 2: this time it's personal
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Aug 31, 2020 04:39
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If you look closely at 22:44:57 you will notice black goo's yearbook with their photograph and description, "most likely to cause a genocide on an alien planet". Wow!
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Aug 31, 2020 14:24
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Are we sure that the human race, portrayed via a series of wacky characters in the movies, aren't the true villain of the Alien franchise?
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Aug 31, 2020 14:35
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And it's gotta say something cool! No more hissing and spitting, today's clown alien has to be a cunning linguist. How about "why so serieous"
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Aug 31, 2020 14:45
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Johnny Alien wakes up in cold acidic sweat, on the floor. Enough of it pooled to erode the cinfortable cot down to nothing. He swore. It was another one of these dreams - no, a nightmare. A pink human cub chasing after him through the endless corridors. He shivered.
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Aug 31, 2020 14:57
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I love how an enjoyable slasher in space franchise turned into some kind of navel gazing about the clock maker argument. Who gives a gently caress who made the aliens, gently caress the architects, they are useless and boring. Give me a 2 hour movie about a lavish space cruise that accidentally takes up some unwanted passengers and then everyone gets et by aliens.
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Aug 31, 2020 15:08
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Sunswipe posted:Just watch Deep Rising. I think I've seen it. It's not in space though. Really the whole subgenre of horror... In space! is basically non-existent outside of maybe two dozen movies, most from 20+ years ago.
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Aug 31, 2020 15:23
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I'd even settle for the bad part of Sunshine set on the first Mars or Moon colony.
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Aug 31, 2020 15:24
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Bladerunner is a bad movie because it teaches children to run around with blades ie see the name and it's not a very good idea! Remember little Johnny who liked to run with scissors from your childhood? That's right.
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Aug 31, 2020 23:09
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Sunswipe posted:It's on a ship, and the characters have pulse rifles. But really, I love that film and think you should watch it again. I think I just might take you up on that offer. Last time I've seen it I don't think I was even a teenager but then again same goes for Alien. Definitely see Pandorum if you're into scifi horror, it's amazing.
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Aug 31, 2020 23:24
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It was a brilliant piece of fascist propaganda
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Sep 1, 2020 00:39
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numberoneposter posted:i like when they play the flute Oh yeah that was great.
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Sep 1, 2020 01:54
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Uhhh what humans don't poo poo their babies down anyone's neck! Or spit acid for that matter
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Sep 1, 2020 06:11
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These here plotholes signify the hubris of man, you absolute rube, don't you watch any kino? And this bad acting represents men drawn to the edge of sanity, it is absolutely brilliant work! You think the movie directors cheaped out on the set? You drat idiot, they were building for authenticity, the gorilla suit robot represents what the characters would see through their limited mindset upon encountering alien technology of incomprehensible advancement 
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Sep 1, 2020 17:53
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Annihilation was kind of weak imo. It feels like a direct and very bad plagiarism of Roadside Picnic by Strugatskys from like 40 years ago, literally a copy but with chicks and in US. Maybe the book is better but I've been putting it away for a while. Good looking film and less of a disappointment than the last several Alien entries though 
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Sep 1, 2020 20:37
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Forgettable means literally a watcher would be incapable of remembering anything about the film. Not the title, not the basic plot, nothing at all, complete tabula rasa. Don't you forget it when you start talking poo poo about Howard the Duck.
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Sep 1, 2020 21:02
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Have you goon folk ever seen Avengers?! Quips and action every moment, it's truly the pinnacle of modern scifi
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Sep 2, 2020 16:14
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I for one really want to see Murder on Orient Express in space. Make it an early flight to Mars or whatever.
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Sep 2, 2020 16:21
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Yeah but what about murder on Orient Express in space WITHOUT a pedophilic alien?
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Sep 2, 2020 16:34
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Sounds like some of you itt have a lot of growing up to do. A properly trained adult movie watcher can watch randomly blinking screen for 2 hours and walk away saying it was the best movie they've ever seen.
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Sep 2, 2020 22:20
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my bat mitzvah ROCKED posted:i let out an audible groan when the one robot said "ill do the fingering and you just blow" or whatever and he eventually plays the loving theme song for the movie on a goddamn recorder That was the best scene of the movie though. I want more gay robots on silver screens and I want them now
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Sep 3, 2020 00:02
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The alien fetus isn't really alive until it pops thru your skin and kills you according to my religion
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Sep 3, 2020 15:22
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The alien fetus has got no nose. See?
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Sep 3, 2020 17:51
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Just imagine finding an incorrect use of a scientific term in a shlocky scifi movie unacceptable and outrageous. Yeah boss the teleporter runs off unobtanium and the monster growing a second head and starting to breathe fire in a span of 30 min has evolved, what of it?
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Sep 4, 2020 16:58
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I thought it was well postulated within this very thread that characters in alien films are dumb mercenaries inept at their jobs and likely trained at whatever equivalent of a conservative Christian education centre they have in the setting? You're clearly missing the nuance in the film that should be obvious to a trained eye. These people are incompetent and misinformed from the start!
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Sep 4, 2020 17:24
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End of Shoelace posted:Other than the weird non-sequitur about Christian schools: correct. Weyland needed a B-team that nobody in public would care about to smuggle himself, David and his own team to LV-233. The evolution comment should be a good clue buddy
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Sep 4, 2020 21:22
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No such thing as a good android. Thou shalt not make a machine in the likeness of a human mind, amen
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Sep 7, 2020 18:55
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Two whole mouths for eating rear end
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Sep 8, 2020 14:15
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Why would a xenomorph need tits, it's not like it's a mammal 
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Sexy aliens are an improvement over the loving CD rejects jerking off over their kino
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