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pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!

Amarcarts posted:

Rightly panned at the time of release in 2017, but since 2020 could we now consider it ahead of its time?

A group of idiots clinging to their ARs spread a parasitic disease because they don't wear PPE. Their incompetent leader makes it worse.

Lol this owns but no it still sucks.

Imagine during a trump rant about "china virus" a robot that looks like a homeless veteran walks out and goes "gently caress that lunatic, come this way"


Omg that's Jesus, it's going to happen.

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pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!

Mozi posted:

but remember that big blue lady? mamma mia!

You mean the sexy lady named JOI?

Go onto pornhub and type "JOI"

It's "jackoff instructions"

So the lead character of Bladrunner is a pornhub limp dicked robot who needs a disembodied voice to tell him to cum. That's a "good movie" now.

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!

Sleeveless posted:

The same nerds that were mad that the explanation for the magic island on Lost was that it was a magic island are also made that the explanation for the evil mutagen in Prometheus is that it was an evil mutagen. It's why whenever someone accuses something of having bad writing with zero elaboration or explanation you can pretty much always safely discard their opinions because it usually boils down to their own hang-ups and an inability to form them into words.

Lol it wasn't evil. Talk about "adding your own hangups". The mutagen is life, neither good nor bad, simply a propagation. Look at you, applying human standards like "good and bad". Lol

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!
My feelings? Y'all are the one that can't take a joke about a jackoff robot. I loved Bladerunner 2069 or whatever it was called. It was the second worst Bladerunner movie ever.


Lol Bladerunner and Citizen Kane in the same sentence

pop fly to McGillicutty fucked around with this message at 19:00 on Aug 31, 2020

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!

Console Role Player posted:

The most disappointing thing about Alien Covenant is that the director's commentary is nothing but Ridley Scott artlessly explaining what's happening on the screen. No insights in to the production or the writing process. No anecdotes about the cast or shooting. Just Ridley acting like the world's most aloof and boring grandpa, reading his grandchildren a bedtime story not even he is interested in.

Ridley Scott is a self loving egotistical fart huffer, you say? Why, I never!

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!

Tip posted:

Predator 2 takes places 92 years before Prometheus, but maybe the alien skull that appears in that came from time travel.

Alien xenomorphs are exoskeletal and have no bones. Ergo, Predator 2 is fanfiction at best.


Hell Yeah posted:

taking movies seriously makes you dumb as gently caress.

Taking anything seriously makes you dumb as gently caress. We live in a simulation run by idiot sadists. Enjoy Nihilistic Optimism.

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pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!

Sleeveless posted:

sorry people are talking about a movie in a thread for talking about a movie, I recommend you cry about it

White knighting for covenant lol

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