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Oberst
May 24, 2010

Fertilizing threads since 2010

Metapod posted:

I for one am intrigued to see how many hits Lawrence can take

Don't do this to my boy

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a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!
Big jag fan obert

HOTLANTA MAN
Jul 4, 2010

by Hand Knit
Lipstick Apathy
Gonna be real funny when TLaw sucks in jacksonville for like 2 years then gets traded to a semi contender and becomes the GOAT

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!

a neat cape posted:

Hes already a generational prospect op

The kpjoke there is if he fails he was always doomed to failure which is an opinion TFF unironically holds

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

Athanatos posted:

Worst AFC South Finish for each team:

2 wins 14 loses
Texans: 2005, 2013
Colts: 2011
Titans: 2014

1 win 15 loses
Jags: 2020

Best finish,

Manning. Second Tannehill.

The Big Jesus
Oct 29, 2007

#essereFerrari
Congratulations to DH2K for nfl opoy

Demon Of The Fall
May 1, 2004

Nap Ghost
He took a two days break before getting back to work. Dude is a machine

Soul Glo
Aug 27, 2003

Just let it shine through
Shoulda been MVP

Bismack Billabongo
Oct 9, 2012

Wet
Congrats to the Houston Texans for continuing to do everything in their power to alienate their most beloved players.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

Colts people hear me out, what if we teach Jonathon Taylor how to pass? How about Hines?

BiggerBoat
Sep 26, 2007

Don't you tell me my business again.
Holy poo poo I just found out why Randaconda hasn't posted in this thread all season

The Big Jesus
Oct 29, 2007

#essereFerrari

BiggerBoat posted:

Holy poo poo I just found out why Randaconda hasn't posted in this thread all season

b/c the jags finished last and then hired urban meyer?

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

The Big Jesus posted:

b/c the jags finished last and then hired urban meyer?

Supposedly he had the bad kind of porn on his computer and got arrested

This is just something someone posted from discord though who knows if it's true

fsif
Jul 18, 2003

What was Randaconda's avatar?

BiggerBoat
Sep 26, 2007

Don't you tell me my business again.

fsif posted:

What was Randaconda's avatar?

The fat jaguar that someone made into a simile

Soul Glo
Aug 27, 2003

Just let it shine through
JJ Watt gone

Plz stay away from my Tits too, thx

BiggerBoat
Sep 26, 2007

Don't you tell me my business again.
Watch Watt go to Tampa Bay and add another horseman to that demonic pass rush.

Intruder posted:

This is just something someone posted from discord though who knows if it's true

Looks like it is.

From another thread:

Mr. Nice! posted:

It's 7 years for 10 counts of possession, and yes, he is in state prison in Florida for his offenses. It was found out on accident by florida goons, and I confirmed it.

The only thing publicly viewable is his sentence status and the arrest affidavit. The arrest affidavit describes the images he had open on his computer and the ones he uploaded to imgur (who reported him to local authorities). It was not a pleasant read.

Mr. Nice! posted:

No. He was arrested the same day as his last post on the forums back in august 2020.

I used to live and work in Jax so I was checking it out to see if I ever knew or had worked with him. Looking over his post history leads to some questionable stuff too. Mods removed the similes based on his avatar so I think it's been confirmed and also someone made a new one with jail bars over it.

Bismack Billabongo
Oct 9, 2012

Wet
Can’t believe Jaguars legend Telvin Smith had an account on the forums?

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

BiggerBoat posted:

I used to live and work in Jax so I was checking it out to see if I ever knew or had worked with him. Looking over his post history leads to some questionable stuff too. Mods removed the similes based on his avatar so I think it's been confirmed and also someone made a new one with jail bars over it.

:pedoranda:

Eltoasto
Aug 26, 2002

We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.



Personally I think JJ should sign a sweetheart deal with some divisional team to get revenge on the Texans. The worst part of this disaster for the Texans is that the owner is completely on board with the bad GM, so who knows how long this will last.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

JJ should just sign with Tampa so Brady can carry him to a ring

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!
Feels like JJ would probably want to play with his brothers in Pittsburgh or go home and play for Green Bay

Ginger Beer Belly
Aug 18, 2010



Grimey Drawer
I wouldn't rule out Watt to Chicago as his wife Kealia plays for the Chicago Red Stars.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

Ginger Beer Belly posted:

I wouldn't rule out Watt to Chicago as his wife Kealia plays for the Chicago Red Stars.

I would.

fast cars loose anus
Mar 2, 2007

Pillbug
Godspeed JJ go win a ring with Brady or Mahomes if you wanna

PrinceRandom
Feb 26, 2013

As Jesus Christ says, "thou shalt be obnoxious self rightious twits and drive away even thous most devoted and talented followers for thine path is one of complete domination and control"

Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 1967
I don't want to watch Wentz, but the Colts QB blessings have been beyond brilliant, so I am in no position to ask otherwise.

You can only stretch a rubberband so far before it snaps back.

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
If anyone can fix Wentz, it’d be Reich. That’s a big if, though.

Colts should take him for a low pick, he’s a gamble but they have the cap space and they might salvage him. Paying anything higher, especially a first, would be dumb and even the couple of seconds that’s been rumored is too rich.

EvilBeard
Apr 24, 2003

Big Q's House of Pancakes

Fun Shoe

Mega64 posted:

If anyone can fix Wentz, it’d be Reich. That’s a big if, though.

Colts should take him for a low pick, he’s a gamble but they have the cap space and they might salvage him. Paying anything higher, especially a first, would be dumb and even the couple of seconds that’s been rumored is too rich.

PFF floated a 2nd and a 3rd. I'm not sure about that, but it's not bad on the chance of a young QB turning it around.

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/1362442800344752141

Eltoasto
Aug 26, 2002

We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.



Not bad, hopefully the conditions are pretty high and it stays a 2nd.

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Eltoasto posted:

Not bad, hopefully the conditions are pretty high and it stays a 2nd.

They are extremely low

Bismack Billabongo
Oct 9, 2012

Wet
I think Carson wentz sucks forever and will continue sucking but the picks aren’t a big deal. The money involved is what would bother me as a colts fan

Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




As the forums' Chief Colts Hater (CCH) it pains me to admit that I like this deal for the Colts. It's a low cost flyer on someone who, in Reich's system, has shown he can thrive and be a top 10 QB. It's a better option than Brissett for sure.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Eltoasto posted:

Not bad, hopefully the conditions are pretty high and it stays a 2nd.

Basically if Wentz isn't total garbage and doesn't get injured it's a 1st

75% of snaps or 70% of snaps and playoffs

Bismack Billabongo
Oct 9, 2012

Wet
Is brisket a free agent? I’m loving how he could have the chance to go from friendship ball with Phil rivers to insecure whiny twat Carson wentz complaining about him.

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

Eltoasto posted:

Not bad, hopefully the conditions are pretty high and it stays a 2nd.


a neat cape posted:

They are extremely low

https://twitter.com/MikeGarafolo/status/1362443931041030150?s=20

If Wentz is awful, the Colts probably go with Jacob Eason or potentially someone they draft around the mid-season mark and the pick likely stays a 2nd in 2022. If he's good enough to keep starting or he's okay and they make the playoff, it turns in a 1st.

Eltoasto
Aug 26, 2002

We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.



I actually like those conditions as it will incentivize Reich to bench him if he doesn't come around.

The fact is that it's pretty hard to get a franchise QB when the rest of the roster is good enough to go .500. Trading up for Fields or Nance would cost the same or more, and are no more of a guaranteed thing. Reich pushed hard for Rivers and it worked out, so maybe this will too.

thrilla in vanilla posted:

Is brisket a free agent? I’m loving how he could have the chance to go from friendship ball with Phil rivers to insecure whiny twat Carson wentz complaining about him.

He is, yes. I would love for him to go somewhere else and do well, because Colts bloggers really hate him and he had a lot of bad luck when he had his starting chance. He has his flaws for sure, but doesn't deserve the hate.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
If Wentz is average we can just trade him to the bears for 2 firsts anyway.

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Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 1967
It's not a kings bounty, but I still don't want to watch Wentz play football. He seems like a not good baby.

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