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Methanar
Sep 26, 2013

by the sex ghost
I want to watch tenet but idk if that's a good date movie.

serious suggestions only please. i'll know if you're memeing me

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Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
2 Fast 2 Furious 2
Speed Racer
Speed 2
The Quick and The Dead
Fast Times at Ridgemont High

Fartington Butts
Jan 21, 2007


Color Out of Space.

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
the one where harry potter is naked on a horse

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000
Probation
Can't post for 4 days!
Ultra Carp
I spit on your grave
Cannibal Holocaust
Un Chien Andalou

DrOnline
Oct 21, 2007
All the metal gear cutscenes.

luchajones
Jan 28, 2018

I have no beard, and I must scream
Unfriended

Methanar
Sep 26, 2013

by the sex ghost
so far the best I've got is hoping she hasn't seen inception.

If she has, plan B is Looper. Or memento

Photex
Apr 6, 2009




The Lighthouse is pretty romantic

Thorgot
Apr 4, 2010

Methanar posted:

so far the best I've got is hoping she hasn't seen inception.

If she has, plan B is Looper. Or memento

Palm Springs is a similar movie to those but is a rom com and is brand new. That is a good date movie.

Alternatively, Feels Good Man (the documentary) comes out tomorrow if you want to find out if she is pro or anti Pepe.

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
Ok serious answer is watch a terrible but funny B movie. Something you can talk over and about without anyone missing anything important. You're just going to sit there for two hours pointing your phone cam at yourself in silence while you watch a movie?

A Grand Egg
Jan 12, 2020

by Pragmatica
Night and Fog

Methanar
Sep 26, 2013

by the sex ghost

Funky See Funky Do posted:

Ok serious answer is watch a terrible but funny B movie. Something you can talk over and about without anyone missing anything important. You're just going to sit there for two hours pointing your phone cam at yourself in silence while you watch a movie?

Well. She might. No idea.

I will just use my computer to watch the movie and screenshare the movie because zoom hasn't done contentID yet.

its not ideal but tim hortons is pretty grim right now. So my options are walks or virtual dates. I asked for a walk but she countered with virtual zoom date first.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Funky See Funky Do posted:

2 Fast 2 Furious 2
Speed Racer
Speed 2
The Quick and The Dead
Fast Times at Ridgemont High
No Tokyo Drift? YOU gently caress!

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD

numberoneposter posted:

No Tokyo Drift? YOU gently caress!

No. I don't like it and I won't recommend it.

Incelshok Na
Jul 2, 2020

by Hand Knit
If you are feeling political: Robocop

If you are feeling nerdy: Sunshine

If you are feeling campy/nostalgic: Last Unicorn

If you both like men being men: Over the Top

If you both like campy/actiony: Universal Soldier

If you both want something actiony but still want to talk: Dog Day Afternoon

If you want something pandemic-y : And the Band Played On

PTSDeedly Do
Nov 24, 2014

VOID-DOME LOSER 2020


zoom date...

caleb
Jul 17, 2004
...rough day at the orifice.

Vim Fuego posted:

Un Chien Andalou

RepeatingMeme
Dec 27, 2012


this place is not a place of honor

no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here

nothing valued is here

what is here was dangerous and repulsive to us

this place is best shunned and left uninhabited


The lord of the rings trilogy, extended edition. No breaks and no talking through it and missing even a second of cinematic perfection.

Youll thank me later

esperterra
Mar 24, 2010

SHINee's back




Watch Beaches and if she doesn't appreciate it dump her rear end tbh

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD

RepeatingMeme posted:

The lord of the rings trilogy, extended edition. No breaks and no talking through it and missing even a second of cinematic perfection.

Youll thank me later

My ex wife used this trick to pack her bags and move out without me noticing. Fortunately by the time it finished I was over her and ready to move on.

jimmyjams
Jan 10, 2001


King Kong of Megadongs
Gobblin' them mega schlongs
Makin' sure they mega long
Stroke' 'em if they mega strong
The Diarrhea Whisperer

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!

PTSDeedly Do posted:

zoom date...

Doom Taze

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

The Green Bay Packers 1996 Super bowl game

jimmyjams
Jan 10, 2001


King Kong of Megadongs
Gobblin' them mega schlongs
Makin' sure they mega long
Stroke' 'em if they mega strong
The One Where They Eat rear end

Deep Thought
Mar 7, 2005
Good call with the Zoom date. I recommend Blair Witch Project. It's free to watch on youtube.

The key is to let her buy her own ramen until you find out if she's one of the good ones. Then maybe you can send her a Dominoes next time and seal the deal. Girls love pizzas. I bet she'd also love an iTunes gift to watch a more recent movie but that's when things start getting expensive.

And don't be a goon on the Zoom: keep a candle lit in your video, the lighting subdued and drink something out of a wine glass.

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000
Probation
Can't post for 4 days!
Ultra Carp
a partiboi69 mix session

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_vxQPYgMKrA

Xaintrailles
Aug 14, 2015

:hellyeah::histdowns:

Methanar posted:

so far the best I've got is hoping she hasn't seen inception.

Part of the appeal is the picture quality, don't let someone's first viewing be a crappy zoom stream.

Wilhelm Reich's Mysteries of the Organism worked for me, OP.

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!
Watch Open Water

It's two people floating in the ocean before they die. It's so sexy.

CountryMatters
Apr 8, 2009

IT KEEPS HAPPENING
Don't watch a horror movie they only work for in-person dates
Pick a comedy or something, if you're over a call then you need something where you can talk to eachother during it or it will be awkward and weird as gently caress

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

pop fly to McGillicutty posted:

Watch Open Water

It's two people floating in the ocean before they die. It's so sexy.

I saw this it's about a mute woman who fucks a merman to death in her bathtub

Deep Thought
Mar 7, 2005

CountryMatters posted:

Don't watch a horror movie they only work for in-person dates
Pick a comedy or something, if you're over a call then you need something where you can talk to eachother during it or it will be awkward and weird as gently caress

Horror should work even better on Zoom because the facial expressions would be more entertaining. For the same reason, comedies would be worse. Comedies do not always strike a nerve and seeing frequently that your date is not amused would be a bad experience.

I change my recommendation to The Prestige. That's another Nolan film with the Nolan-y thought-provoking/mystery angle, without being too deep because it's about magic tricks mostly.

Deep Thought fucked around with this message at 11:08 on Sep 4, 2020

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Watch one of your japanese animes

esperterra
Mar 24, 2010

SHINee's back




watch audition

A Grand Egg
Jan 12, 2020

by Pragmatica
The Snyder cut of The Arrival of a Train at La Ciotat Station

Chrs
Sep 21, 2015

Lol a zoom date. You mean you’re both going to watch a movie on separate screens in separate houses? loving hell I’ve heard it all now lol

Maybe don’t pick a Nolan film as most of your suggestions seem to be. Watch something stupid that you don’t really need to pay much attention to and can make fun of.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

If the date goes well will you kiss your computer?
I will kiss your computer.
I'm coming over right now to kiss your computer.

20 Blunts
Jan 21, 2017
whats the point of this "zoom" date

how do you touch genitalia

all you can do is scream at each others bare rear end

Leroy Dennui
Aug 9, 2014

Gina McCarthy made us gay,
but we would not have met
had Biden not dropped his cones
:gaysper::frogbon:
Holy Motors.

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esperterra
Mar 24, 2010

SHINee's back




watch roadhouse

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