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Roundup Ready posted:Anything off taco bells volcano menu. That outta give me a pretty decent stay of execution Don't they give you a last meal... Then you fast for 24 hours? 
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You know, I've never tasted Human. Might as well try it before clocking out.
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Sep 6, 2020 00:58
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mom and dad fight a lot posted:You know, I've never tasted Human. Might as well try it before clocking out. "So what did you marinate the last guy in?"
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Sep 6, 2020 01:01
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Eat bananas and hope the radioactivity plus electric chair give me super powers.
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Sep 6, 2020 01:08
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probably a bunch of stuff i used to like but don't eat anymore because it's bad for me. just sitting there on death row filling my mouth with fruity pebbles, popeyes, and stewarts soda.
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Sep 6, 2020 01:08
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PerniciousKnid posted:Eat bananas and hope the radioactivity plus electric chair give me super powers. follow up those bananas with a big heap of brazil nuts as well
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Sep 6, 2020 01:12
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Can't they just give us drugs instead of food, poo poo I'll just overdose you don't even gotta kill me
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Sep 6, 2020 01:20
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Carne asada fries and an Arizona Arnold Palmer.
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Sep 6, 2020 01:36
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oh yeah and yoo-hoo to drink. that's important
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Sep 6, 2020 01:56
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pork lungs rice matroska (tiny grains of rices stuffed inside normal rice stuffed inside jumbo rice) lemón szazzles
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Sep 6, 2020 05:08
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TheAardvark posted:some sushi off a naked lady
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Sep 6, 2020 05:21
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Atlantis whale steak
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Sep 6, 2020 05:25
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Crusty Nutsack posted:ok I just ate Kopp's just ate another meal. sorry to disappoint y'all
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Sep 6, 2020 22:16
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The prison's official executioner. I'm very clever, they have to
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Sep 6, 2020 22:52
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my prison cell wall, tatar style
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Sep 6, 2020 22:53
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Crusty Nutsack posted:just ate another meal. sorry to disappoint y'all Yeah right tough guy
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Sep 6, 2020 22:55
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ikanreed posted:The prison's official executioner. Hereby I declare this tuna sandwich to be the prison's official executioner Regards, the warden.
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Sep 6, 2020 22:57
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s4O71U3SSuk
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Sep 7, 2020 00:10
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4 deep fried pork spring rolls with nuoc cham, a huge bowl of pho with thin sliced raw lean beef and all the fixings, and 2 ice cold cans of coke, one for during and one for dessert, with a straw. This is probably within the $20 limit or whatever america rations to its condemned, I dunno how corporal punishment states work
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Sep 7, 2020 00:59
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4mg of xanax
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Sep 7, 2020 04:26
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Sep 7, 2020 04:32
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Bottle of Mt. dew, Bottle of orange soda, and a box of lemonheads. i'm allergic to yellow dye, and i may as well enjoy them once before i go.
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Sep 7, 2020 04:33
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A pardon with a side of artichoke hearts
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Sep 7, 2020 04:39
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Just gonna straight up answer, no jokes. Really good bbq pork with some caramelized onions. Nice piece of Texas toast, some sweet potato fries, fresh green beans. Strawberry shortcake for dessert. And a really loving cold glass of milk. Just realized I haven’t eaten since mid morning.
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Sep 7, 2020 04:39
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Horse steak, because I've never eaten that animal yet. Barring that, Rhode Island clam cakes and a nice root beer.
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Sep 7, 2020 04:46
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Some sort of explosive that goes off when I die and a bunch of ball bearings so it kills all the witnesses. Edit: gently caress it, a suitcase nuke that kills millions of people when i die. If i have to die i will take as many worthless fuckers with me as possible. You should all be terrified if I ever get cancer Edit 2: anybody who answers differently is a pussy and probably wants to die and smells like cat pee and watches anime about magic schoolgirls Nigmaetcetera fucked around with this message at 05:36 on Sep 7, 2020 |
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Sep 7, 2020 05:32
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Two packets of radiator Ramen and some raisin jack.
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Sep 7, 2020 11:37
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I'm lactose intolerant so a gallon of ice cream, some milk, block of cheese, couple cans of cheap beer, and a laxative.
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