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Hey, you made it! Welcome to Spoonville, a city filled with fun and friendly Spoon friends! Post ITT to be assigned a Spoonville ambassador, who can show you around, chill with you, and who you can share secrets with (and they totally won't tell anyone ever, even if the secret is totally embarassing!)
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Sep 5, 2020 20:47
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rear end-penny posted:Reporting for duty, Chewbecca.  Your Spoonville Ambassador is the mysterious and beautiful Lilith Millicent Mcgillicuddy. Whatever you do, don't make direct eye contact You guys have fun!
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Sep 5, 2020 20:58
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Macnult posted:excited to meet my spoon ambassador  You've got "Tiny Tim" (nobody knows his actual name, sorry). Tim is *cough* a little intense, but he'll have your back, always Have fun you guys!
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Sep 5, 2020 21:56
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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:That's the way we get by the way we get by, alright!  Princess Tinkles will be pleased to show you around!
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Sep 6, 2020 00:59
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SweetWillyRollbar posted:Plz help! I am lost in Spoonville as I am unfamiliar with the area! I sure could use an ambassador.  Your ambassador is Suzie Suze, she's a pretty hep cat so she'll be able to show you all the most swinging venues. Suzie Suze loves to party. Enjoy!
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Sep 6, 2020 01:40
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Prof. Crocodile posted:a little nervous to meet my spoon ambassador tbqh.  Don't be nervous! You've got siblings Furball and Wendy. Wendy is a little quiet at first (which makes sense given she's a cat), but she's a lot of fun once you get to know her. You'll have a blast!
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Sep 6, 2020 01:56
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nut posted:hello I am new here aloha did I say it right  We speak all languages here at Spoonville! You're in for a real treat, your ambassador is Glenda the Good Spoon and she can keep you safe and show you Spoonville's most mystical locations!
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Sep 6, 2020 02:32
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nut posted:Glenda has asked me to marry her and I think I may say yes All of us here at Spoonville wish you every future happiness, and many little future teaspoons! 
Chewbecca fucked around with this message at 02:50 on Sep 6, 2020
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Sep 6, 2020 02:46
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Barking Gecko posted:This my first visit to Spoonville. I'd appreciate it if someone could show me around.  Riot is a punk spoon, he likes to 'rage against the machine' so to speak. Don't let his exterior fool you though, he's actually a real sweetheart and will be able to show you all the coolest underground bookshops and cafes. You kids have fun now!
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Sep 6, 2020 02:48
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 Your ambassador is Nigel the Long. Nigel is known for his all-seeing eyes, and his love of reading many, many words. Some say Nigel's eyes are capable of seeing the future - let us know what the future holds for you! Good luck, you crazy kids
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Sep 6, 2020 06:45
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prepuce repurposed posted:I was told there would be free spoon wives  The ambassador showing you around is the beautiful and glamorous Lorelei Lorraine Longbottom. She's known for being one of Spoonville's most eligible bachelorette's - so consider yourself lucky!
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Sep 6, 2020 06:48
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magic cactus posted:boy, i might have zero memory of how i got here, but this spoonville place looks swell!  Welcome friend! Princess Sweetcheeks is here to show you around. She's very much a dainty lady of refined tastes, so she'll take you to all of the fanciest events and galas. What you might not know about is her love of heavy metal music, I hope you brought hearing protection cos she likes to rock  Stay safe!
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Sep 7, 2020 18:07
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barnold posted:spoongoon, come together with your posts  Your Spoonville Ambassador is Ti. Ti like pina coladas, getting caught in the rain, and hanging out with the gang in the top drawer. Ti is excellent with secrets and it's said he can make wishes come true!
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Sep 7, 2020 18:15
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Jinh posted:I've been stuck at the Spoonville Airport for 69 years due to lacking paperwork. The world has changed so much! I need an ambassador to show me around  Sorry for the wait, we're do glad you finally made it! Harry is your Spoonville Ambassador. He's excellent at showing people the ropes, due to the fact he's got an unusual number of eyes  Enjoy the sights, you crazy kids!
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Sep 7, 2020 22:08
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starbucks hermit posted:I've been stuck at the spoonerville bus terminal for the last 69 minutes because I was referencing last year's schedules and apparently the express bus now only runs once on weekends.  Your Spoonville Ambassadors are Glenjimen and Benjamin. This crazy duo are very much into breweries, so much so their favorite food is, you guessed it, Vegemite!
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Sep 7, 2020 22:11
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Manifisto posted:spoonville seems lovely, would someone be able to show me the ropes?  Welcome friend, we're pleased to have you. I'm pleased to introduce you to Cool Kyle. There will be no waiting in lines as long as you're with Cool Kyle, but good luck avoiding the paparazzi!
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Sep 7, 2020 22:13
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Luvcow posted:hi i joined this site to meet spoons and do spoon related activities, looking for friendship first but perhaps more if the spoon and i really hit it off  Congratulations, your Spoonville Ambassador is Lucky, or Wayne for short. Lucky likes chasing seagulls and hanging out at the bottom of swimming pools, I guess you could say he's a bit of a character! Don't forget your sunscreen!
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Sep 8, 2020 04:33
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Zurtilik posted:Man, Australia is loving weird. Uhh you're not in Australia, you're in Spoonville, friend!  Your Spoonville Ambassador is Trixie Mixie. She's sweet and kind, loves puppies and kittens, and is very excited to be your new best friend! One thing: don't let her eat after midnight. I can't stress this enough.
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Sep 8, 2020 21:59
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Lock posted:Spoon? spoon. Spoon!  You're especially lucky, as your Spoonville Ambassadors are Monty and Eliza. They make an exceptional team and won't be separated (whatever you do, don't try to separate them. I can't stress this enough). Monty is an all-seeing homunculus and Eliza likes to play netball! Enjoy!
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Sep 8, 2020 22:07
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City of Glompton posted:i would like a big spoon, if at all possible  Your Spoonville Ambassador is Sir Quentin Boggles the forth. He's a gentleman and a scholar, from a fine aristocratic family. Mind your P's and Q's around this fancy boy!
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Sep 9, 2020 07:30
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Zurtilik posted:
These pictures are of the Spoonville Ambassadors who come from Spoonville, so I'm not sure what you mean 
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Sep 9, 2020 13:19
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owlhawk911 posted:justice for lucky  Your Spoonville Ambassador is Mr Roboto, so say Arigato! He speaks two languages, Spoonio and binary so you might want to keep a Spoonio/Goon translation dictionary handy. Don't forget your umbrella!
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Sep 10, 2020 08:48
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DOPE FIEND KILLA G posted:ooh ooh! pick me pick me! i would ever so much love a spoony friend!  You've lucked out, as your Spoonville Ambassador is the mysterious double agent known only as "the chef". It's said our good friend here once killed an army armed only with a delicious frittata (I'm not across the details). Try to stay on his good side!
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Sep 10, 2020 08:51
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Stoner Sloth posted:please can i have a spoon friend to help me through these trying times?  Stoner Sloth, meet your new Spoonville Ambassador o. o is small in stature but big in personality! o likes boardgames but doesn't like to lose. Really doesn't like to lose. ...you know, maybe stay away from boardgames, we don't want a repeat of 'the incident' Enjoy Spoonville!
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Sep 10, 2020 08:56
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Sep 10, 2020 12:21
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Nosfereefer posted:in these trying, turbulent times, many turn to the old ideals and faiths. even my brother, the last time i spoke to him, was flirting with knife time...  As your Spoonville Ambassador you've been assigned the newly reformed "Do Crime" gang. They recently got out of the clink for crimes I can't disclose, and this ambassadorship is part of their rehabilitation. Look, I'm sure it will be fine. I mean it's not like it was murder or anything! Have fun, you crazy kids!
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Sep 10, 2020 21:46
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Musluk posted:Huh, so this is Spoonville. I need a spoon who's not afraid of blocking the drawer, y'know? Some real hardass go-getter, a real goddamn maverick.  Uhh about that.... You've got Sprinkles, Colin, Lorraine and Kenneth. They are all preschoolers from Spoonville Daycare. They managed to sneak into the Ambassador program because they disguised themselves as an extra tall gangly spoon in a trenchcoat. You wouldn't mind keeping an eye on them world you? They do know all the best playgrounds in Spoonville! 
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Sep 11, 2020 08:44
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Kaiser Schnitzel posted:Are spoonerisms common in spoonville? I'd lure shike to know!  Your Spoonville Ambassador is Lin. Lin is an exchange student who is joining us from Forktopia, and is participating in the Ambassador program in order to earn college credit. Lin is small, cute, and bristles with white hot fury at the slightest inconvenience! You take care now.
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Sep 11, 2020 22:50
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 Your Spoonville Ambassador is Nina the Brave. Nina is brave in the heat of battle, will defend your honor to the death, and makes the best pancakes. I hope you're hungry!
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Sep 11, 2020 23:47
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blaise rascal posted:lol at everything  Your Spoonville Ambassador is Honk. Honk has this name because she makes a honking noise in lieu of talking. She's surprisingly good at karaoke so expect to spend a lot of time honking your way through Cher's back catalogue!
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Sep 13, 2020 02:44
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It appears the 4:20 all stations to Spoonville is running a little late! I've got a lot of Ambassadors waiting here with me, so don't be afraid to volunteer to meet your new best friend!
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Sep 14, 2020 10:20
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Khanstant posted:lol im in awe of how much spoons u got hello to all of spoonsville  Your extra special Ambassador is Princess Holly Hopkins. The Princess loves pink bubblegum, pink pineapples, and her baby pink bazooka. If she likes you she might even show you on the Spoonville shooting range!
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Sep 14, 2020 22:56
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 Your Spoonville Ambassador is Boris the Bloodthirsty. Boris the Bloodthirsty eats an unusual amount of red meat so be prepared to spend a lot of time lining up at the butchers and the farmers market. He's also a total night owl, so you're likely to spend time exploring Spoonville's nightclub scene!
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Sep 16, 2020 06:04
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Sep 18, 2020 22:37
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Be careful Riot, oh god 
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Oct 5, 2020 09:33
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Oct 10, 2020 09:30
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Of course, the Do Crime gang is behind it all!  
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Oct 18, 2020 21:12
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sk posted:is it too late to make a spoony  Tis never too late my friend! You've got Penelope and Gary, the Twinkletoe twins. Penelope and Gary are excellent tap dancers, are okay at contemporary, but pretty awful at jazz ballet all things considered. You better go shine your dancing shoes!
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Oct 26, 2020 21:20
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Gluten Free Dad posted:hi, I'm intensely racist against spoons but my hr manager forced me to come here as part of some froofy bullshit sensitivity course after i screamed some (highly justified) racially charged stuff at a spoon colleague. looking forward to befriending a spoon and mending my ways and then writing my experiences into a prime time inspiring tearjerker TV script that wins a huge amount of awards  You've got Panny, an Annie Lennox impersonator working the Spoonville dive bar circuit. I think it's perfect because she certainly won't tolerate any of your nonsense Mr Dad! You better know all the words to Here Comes The Rain Again, or you better learn 'em quick smart!
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Oct 26, 2020 21:25
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