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Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008



nia jax



festus



gently caress you

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Seth Rollins
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you


Muldoon

cake sasha banks



cake rey mysterio

SalTheBard
Jan 26, 2005


I forgot to post my food for USPOL Thanksgiving but that's okay too!




Fallen Rib

Seth Rollins posted:

cake sasha banks



cake rey mysterio



Team Cake Boss

ShadowedFlames
Dec 26, 2009

Shoot this guy in the face.


Fallen Rib

I need to find pictures but I have the inklings of a team in mind.

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

Almanya ÷nde!
Bir başka hedef!
Sonsuz şef L÷w išin zafer!




Jungle Boy



and

Jungle Kyona



are

Team JUNGLE! JUNGLE!

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

Almanya ÷nde!
Bir başka hedef!
Sonsuz şef L÷w išin zafer!




SalTheBard posted:

Team Cake Boss

ShadowedFlames
Dec 26, 2009

Shoot this guy in the face.


Fallen Rib

Ok, think I got what I needed...




All of the Sailor Scouts, plus...



The Mighty Morphin Power Rangers.

Japanĺs Original Heroes!

Vagabundo
Mar 20, 2007

Donncha wish your girlfriend was hot like me?
Donncha wish your girlfriend was a freak like me?


I present to you:

The rotting corpse of Ronald Reagan





and the rotting corpse of Maggie Thatcher




The Great Big Racist Pieces Of gently caress Who's Burial Sites Should Be Turned Into Public Toilets So We Can All poo poo On Them Like They Shat On Everyone In The 80's, Also, Maggie Thatcher Defended A Paedophile

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


Vagabundo posted:

I present to you:

The rotting corpse of Ronald Reagan





and the rotting corpse of Maggie Thatcher




The Great Big Racist Pieces Of gently caress Who's Burial Sites Should Be Turned Into Public Toilets So We Can All poo poo On Them Like They Shat On Everyone In The 80's, Also, Maggie Thatcher Defended A Paedophile

Unfortunately, these auspicious entries just missed the cut, as the 25th team entered. I will be randomizing the teams into superteams very soon, so you can all start arguing about it.

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


I am still working on putting the teams and everything into Hunger Games, but since this part just takes some Excel work, allow me to introduce to you your Superteams for the first contest in the Ultra Arena.

First, we have a pair of contestants who know a thing or two about drama and romanting tension. Featuring the reigning and defending champion and her weird goffik hamburger pal, they promise to heat things up a bit. Joining them are two medical professionals who have cast aside their Hippocratic Oath to first cause some harm, it's Team CW Teen Detectives and The Tooth Hurts!

Up next, it's two legends of the ring. the first lady of the WWF hopes to add some class to the arrangements, while her partner is a big psycho who loves freaks, but also peaks. Joining them are a couple of proven technicians who prove that the biggest competitors aren't always the best. What fate awaits Beauty and the Freak and the Spank Bank?

Two relative unknowns to the ring, these two are part of the rising British pro graps scene. Probably. A Scottish funnyman and his pal who has conquered substance abuse, these two are trying to use the Ultra Arena to get more eyes on their work. Joining them are two grappling specialists. A fellow European who has arguably the most serious credentials in the whole field and a woman who went undefeated for a thousand days, it's the scottish fuckin arsehole bawbag pricks and No One Is Ready For Ruska!

If there's one thing this next team doesn't suffer from, its fear. They are Fearless. They have Cero Miedo. They are draped in gold and have the experience in the tag team scene to get it done. Joining them are two superstars who like to walk on the wild side. Since the humid forests of the Ultra Arena are essentially a jungle, this team is playing with home field advantage. Swinging in, it's Twin Magic and Jungle! Jungle!

The first half of this superteam is really sweet. They're going to find winning this challenge to be a piece of cake. They both do their cooking by the book. They both have strong connections to Eddie Guerrero. They're some cakes, bro. IDK what I should say. Speaking of Eddie G, the other side of this team shares his lucha heritage. Proving that big heart comes in big packages, they are ready to have tons of fun in the Ultra Arena just like Arena Mexico. Dig into Cake Boss and Gunner and Murphy!

If there's anything that could prepare you for the Hunger Games Match, it's a life spent wandering the world having wacky adventures and frequently being almost killed by various means. These lovable losers have fans throughout the globe, and are clearly cool with committing crimes. Speaking of crimes, their two partners have both crossed paths with a certain Japanese gang boss. Another Olympic judoka teams up with a Joshi standout to form Team Rocket and Near a Dragon!

Look, the point of the Hunger Games Match isn't to entertain the fans. It's not to be liked. It's to get the job done. These two big bruisers live by that philosophy. One of them is a misunderstood giant who enters a battle mode when he hears a bell. The other seems to think she's in the Hunger Games match all the time! However, if we're going by sheer reputation, their colleagues have them beat. Absolute puro royalty, their partners are the best to ever do it, by many people's estimation. Will they be able to drag Team gently caress you and Team GOAT to victory?

Everyone's got a price. Everyone's gotta pay. That's what this entrant says. With a mean streak as wide as his wallet, this Hall of Famer's going to try and buy his way to the top of the leaderboard. He's the face of the establishment, and he's going to get what he wants. Meanwhile, his teammates know a little bit about getting crazy. Two organizations that brought the chaos to WWE join forces to shake up the Hunger Games Match. The face of the Riott Squad teams up with the newer forces of chaos. Who can escape the twisted vision of Money; Ink and Retribution?

Our next team, like many of our competitors, hail from the land of the Rising Sun. First, this group of bruisers are hoping their higher numbers can take them to the promised land. A relatively new faction, they bring the heat where ever they go. Their allies are two of the most imposing women to ever step into a ring. The thrillseekers they are allied with are solo superstars. They both are willing to put their body on the line to get the win in the only calling they know. It's Kongoh Kong and Team Neck Bumpers!

There is nothing in this world more pure and powerful than a mother's love. Especially when that mother has a gun and her child is a 600 pound monster. This parental pair may be a little unorthodox, but they've clearly got the skills to get the kills. Their partners are another group with a bit of an age gap. A contrast in styles, this team sees a sparkly young joshi throw her lot in with the aging veteran of ten thousand bloodbaths. Can this team combine the massive martial arts power, the terrorism, the homicide, suicide, and genocide, and just a splash of magic to get it done? Find out along with Monster Mama and the Magical Sugar Rabbits!

If there's two things this team can agree on, it's the importance of establishing clear color palettes and the need to kick monsters until they die. Ordinary teenagers by day, costumed super heroes by night, these two titanic teams hope to deliver love and justice to the competition. Their compatriots walk a slightly different path. One is a powerhouse who carries an entire nation on his back everytime he walks into the arena. The other is a cute dog with a big, round face! Who can stop this heroic alliance? It's Japan's Original Heroes and the British Bulldogs!

Rounding out our team, it's two emblems of a rivalry that extended far past its sell-by date. You ever have that one person who seems to just always be around, getting into your business, can't seem to shake them? Well these two competitors know all about that, but very little about being human, because they aren't! You know who is human, though? Their counterparts. This team is out to prove that size doesn't matter by being two very different sizes. One has a big wheel and an elbow drop that defies explanation, the other made his name by putting the biggest star in the world on the shelf for the people. They'll chart the path to success, it's Team Never Ending Feud and rear end Ahoy!

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008



lmao

yea ok
Jul 27, 2006



lovely lovely stuff

Do not even ask
Apr 8, 2008

I'll be busting the moves and I'll be busting the rhymes, we'll be busting up laughing 'cause it's
PARTY TIME!


gutted the rear end in a top hat family couldn't make it in this time

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003

Get running
Start pumping your bunions, I'm coming
I'm the dumbest, who flamethrow your function to Funyons
Flame your crew quicker than Trump fucks his youngest
Now face the flame fuckers your fame and fate's done with



I hope Sexy Jughead wins it all.

yea ok
Jul 27, 2006



Do not even ask posted:

gutted the rear end in a top hat family couldn't make it in this time

there are no women in the rear end in a top hat family, and after mega man proved useless in the last games, they refuse to team with anyone but kin. true assholes.

Armitage
Aug 16, 2005

"Mathman's not here." "Oh? Where is he?" "He's in the Mathroom."


I hope everybody wins this time I could not come up with a good team!

Pinche Rudo
Feb 8, 2005



Team GOAT gently caress is going to stand victorious

ChrisBTY
Mar 29, 2012

this glorious monument



Scott Steiner will attempt to kill and devour the beta male on his team and steal his woman.

Insertnamehere31
Jan 22, 2012

This could be the most one-sided fight since 1973 when Ali faced an eighty-foot tall mechanical Joe Frazier. My memory isn't what it used to be, but I think the entire Earth was destroyed.



Team This Feud is rear end will stand victorious

yea ok
Jul 27, 2006



youse are all hosed

https://twitter.com/DaftLimmy/statu...810930373603330

Baron La Croix
Nov 2, 2010

rastah farah
sonnah maddah fah


Monster Mama and the Magical Sugar Rabbits: The Sugar Mommas

edit: and Twin Magic + Jungle! Jungle! = Jungle 2 Jungle

Baron La Croix fucked around with this message at 15:32 on Sep 26, 2020

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


Noted entrant Mia Yim is now officially known as RECKONING. Please change your bets accordingly.

I love Ted DiBiase is the leader of Retribution in our narrative.

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003




projecthalaxy posted:

Noted entrant Mia Yim is now officially known as RECKONING. Please change your bets accordingly.

I love Ted DiBiase is the leader of Retribution in our narrative.

Ted DiBiase = George Soros

IcePhoenix
Sep 18, 2005

Take me to your Shida





Baron La Croix posted:

edit: and Twin Magic + Jungle! Jungle! = Jungle 2 Jungle

Senerio
Oct 19, 2009

Ooh! Are we messing with Adora?



I didn't know that Shinichi Shinohara and Saki Akai were part of Team Rocket!

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

Almanya ÷nde!
Bir başka hedef!
Sonsuz şef L÷w išin zafer!




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sk
Dec 10, 2005

(イヤァオ!)


Grimey Drawer

Baron La Croix posted:

Monster Mama and the Magical Sugar Rabbits: The Sugar Mommas

edit: and Twin Magic + Jungle! Jungle! = Jungle 2 Jungle

Twin Magic and Jungle! Jungle! clearly become I'm Seeing Double Here! Four Jungles!

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