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Endless Mike posted:The Naked Truth is in it to win it! Veronica Mars is the perfect ally for the scoopsgal  
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Sep 18, 2020 18:05
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i'm so fuckin scared
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Sep 18, 2020 22:53
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Endless Mike posted:The Naked Truth is in it to win it! Rarity posted:Veronica Mars is the perfect ally for the scoopsgal Uhh, maybe skip to the second panel lmao Day 2 is when it really sets in that you're out here. This isn't a lark. this is work. Let's get to work.  There was a Naked Mideon here, it's gone now. We don't really need to get into it. Elsewhere, Biff Slamkovich has defeated Shockmaster. Shockmaster explains that he's definitely lost the fight, but by Hunger Games rules, Biff needs to actually kill him to make it stick. "KO!" shouts Biff, repeatedly, indicating that Shockmaster should present his prize money. Sami Zayn has found a new and much more credible artist's collective to work with.  Beau James climbs tall tree, falls, and dies, the headline says. It does not say that he fell 2 feet. Can't even fall out of a tree correctly. Elsewhere, Don Valentine uses his iPad (Mega Man showed him how) to upload a hack to the local WoW server, killing Captain Placeholder instantly. This is the era of the web, as Paul Ellering reminded us long ago. Mega Man and Old Man Jenkins have formed a hunting party where they mostly just call each other Man. Veronica Mars seeks new alliances.  Champion Pig still has a sword! Mantaur doesn't have a left hand anymore! Great job, Champion Pig. Mecha Mummy is fleeing! A small blonde English woman is running after him with a large wrench! She wants his clockwork insides for her own usage. The Final Solution sees a large fire across the arena and decides not to investigate. Probably just a gender reveal party.  Inflatable CM Punk floats along the river, biding his time. A fish swims up and begins to take an investigation bite. There is a flash of blinding light, and the fish is gone. Does Inflatable CM Punk look slightly bigger to you? Maki Itoh receives painkillers from her supporters. Questionable! Meanwhile Meiko Satomura is being chased by Tito Ortiz. He keeps yelling "YOU'RE A MIKO RIGHT? A JAPANESE PRIESTESS? YOU CAN PURIFY MY SINS?" She replies "No, I'm Meiko, see its spelled differently and actually Mikos serve a variety of purposes in the OH JEEPERS MY FOOT". What a wacky scene.  Lot more red in the books. Who knows what will happen next.
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Sep 19, 2020 02:18
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of course don valentine's first kill would be completely accidental.
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Sep 19, 2020 02:19
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fishing is a really useful skill to have, and also a fun hobby
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Sep 19, 2020 02:20
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champion pig does not want to kill. he wants to prove his merit and then die in this. he wants to make someone go nuts and end him. i didn't know. i wouldn't have volunteered him if i knew he wasn't going to try to win. he is a psycho pig
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Sep 19, 2020 02:21
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Inflatable CM Punk is up to something.... 
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Sep 19, 2020 02:22
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Meiko~! 
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Sep 19, 2020 03:17
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projecthalaxy posted:
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Sep 19, 2020 03:23
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Mancini should have had Inflatable CM Punk eat the berries. The berries wouldn’t kill an inflatable toy!
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Sep 19, 2020 06:40
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Oh good Maki got the opioids I sent her, hope she notices me now
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Sep 19, 2020 06:50
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My only regret is that Sami didn't kill El Generico like he was supposed to.
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Sep 19, 2020 08:04
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I don't exactly know how I wanted Beau James to die but I don't think this was it. Probably because the idea of Beau James trying to climb a tree is too unrealistic.
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Sep 19, 2020 10:11
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rip to beau james. just remember, service to the itoh respect army does not end on death
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Sep 19, 2020 10:21
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Though it's morning for me as I write this, it's night 2 for our heroes and villains. The night is dark and full of terrors. or at least one.  The Final Solution finally receives his food drop. In a disgusting twist, it's full of Pastamania and WWF vitamins. What a terrible curse. Elsewhere, Old Man Jenkins finds he is no longer hearing voices in his head, and wonders if that's a good thing or not. A pipe clatters to the floor as the Wu-Tangs walk off, their point made about having vaguely mafia-themed nicknames without their permission. Don Valentine lays on the stone, nearly losing consciousness. Blink, theres something moving out there. Blink, it's in the treetops. Blink, that little puppet or whatever is right at the edge of the treeline. How'd he get there? Blink, he's about 30 feet away. He's completely still, how is he moving? Blink, he's five feet away. Blink, he's standing on your chest. He's so much heavier that he should be. Blink again, and NEVER WAS AND NEVER COULD BE HAVE BEEN ELIMINATED!. Biff Slamkovich gets a water drop from his old friend Mike Haggar.  The newly formed House of M form a plan going forward. A now desperate Tito reasons that since Mega Man is not actually a human, he does not have a soul, and thus it is not a sin to kill him. Champion Pig wounds a tree branch, but does not kill it. Unfortunately, it's the tree branch he is sitting in four stories up. Great job, Champion Pig. THE CHAMPMINIONS HAVE BEEN ELIMINATED! Shockmaster and Maki Itoh talk about the similarities and differences in the idol industry and working for Vince McMahon during the cocaine era. It turns out, they're completely identical!  Veronica Mars is a tough lady, but everyone needs a good cry sometime. She looks at a picture of Mideon and remembers happier times. Davey watches her sob herself to sleep near her campfire, like a real weirdo would do. Leslie Burrell doesn't have Robocop around anymore, she couldn't catch Mecha Mummy, and she heard that Mega Man got eliminated too! It's not fair! It's like someone up there doesn't want her to become Cyber-Leslie, the half robot valet. Sami Zayn practices first aid.  Over halfway through. Also, please check out the thinking man's game thread at https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3941045 Its like this, but with custom characters and like, effort.
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Sep 19, 2020 16:08
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But does it have Beau James' corpse?
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Sep 19, 2020 16:14
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life is sour https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rjQtzV9IZ0Q Cavauro fucked around with this message at 17:56 on Sep 19, 2020 |
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Sep 19, 2020 16:27
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Sep 19, 2020 18:21
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oh captain my captain 
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Sep 19, 2020 19:01
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champion pig 
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Sep 19, 2020 19:20
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God damnit champion pig you're a cartoon! You would of been fine if you hadn't looked down.
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Sep 19, 2020 20:22
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TITO GET EQUIPPED WITH - MEGA BUSTER -
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Sep 19, 2020 22:05
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nothing is more dangerous than a balloon with a belly full of fish
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Sep 19, 2020 22:22
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I'm going to die laughing if loving inflatable CM Punk wins.
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Sep 19, 2020 22:25
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What percentage of the wild events do you think we’ve seen? 60, 70, 80?
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Sep 20, 2020 08:50
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I am shocked, shocked, that NEVER WAS AND NEVER COULD BE somehow failed to be the big stars of this event.
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Sep 20, 2020 10:26
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Which one was which though?
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Sep 20, 2020 13:31
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Golden Bee posted:What percentage of the wild events do you think we’ve seen? 60, 70, 80? I'm afraid I'm not certain. The only backend access like that I have is deciding which formula it uses to balance lethal vs nonlethal events. We are still getting new ones though, the freezer and X chases Y off the top of my head. I might switch to another site for the next one, I'm just using this one because it allows for 16 teams instead of 12 so more people can play.
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Sep 20, 2020 15:36
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The sim didn't spit out that many events today so we're starting on our first double bill of the season with both phases of Day 3!  Since the miko was no help, Tito asks Mantaur for help purifying him. Mantaur explains that Tito has nothing to apologize for, as the contest involves killing inherently. Tito begins to guillotine choke Mantaur, enraged that the big bull would try to say he wasn't a killer. What a confused Tito... Final Solution sneaks into Biff's cave and takes his food. As a video game character, Biff mostly has whole roast chickens and big roasts with bones sticking out. There's a big raid on the Wu-Tang facility, Davey leads the charge to steal their Wu-Wear hoodies, copies of their PS1 game, and other treasures. A certain balloon remains where the stolen items were removed from, waiting. Watching. Shockmaster accidentally walks over a land mine. Saying anything else would be like scribbling on the Mona Lisa.  The robberies continue, as OMJ's brownstone gets a hole drilled in the side. Sami Zayn continues his map making. Maki Itoh, now all hopped up on unprescribed painkillers sent to her by her fans, decides to attack Leslie Burrell with a giant syringe she found. Where'd she find it? secret.  As night falls, despite their previous confrontation, Meiko extends hospitality to the old man, and they have a laugh at the concept of rookies expecting them to sell. What a dumb thing to think. Mecha Mummy tries out one of his new combat arms, and even the big Biff Slamkovich finds it to be difficult to fight against. Especially since he was asleep and unaware he was fighting. Tito is now sitting in the cold as a method of self flagellation. He holds Generico's mask and Mega Man's helmet in front of his face and meditates on them all evening.  Sami Zayn, when most of the arena is asleep, skanks stealthily around. "Let's GO! Doot doot do do do doot!" he mutters under his breath. What a wild and crazy guy! Davey gets an iPad delivered by his fellow Assholes. He uses it to cancel certain bookings far closer to showtime than is necessary. It's his big hobby. Final Solution had to rearrange Biff's cave to get at his food locker, and his arms are covered in scrapes and bruises. He wishes he had some of the little crazy girl's Vicodin.  Maki Itoh feels nostalgic, and runs through some old numbers just to see if she still remembers them. Veronica Mars discovers that copies of fighting games and Man With The Iron Fist DVDs are not especially flammable. The Wu-Tang Clan prepare to make a deal with the devil that seems to always be walking behind them.  Two thirds down, ladies and gents.
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Sep 20, 2020 21:20
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Alas, Biff Slamkovich! But, really, an overly-muscled video game character sitting in a cave until someone kills him and takes his food is perfect. And, speaking of perfect... Shockmaster going out like that is flawless.
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Sep 20, 2020 21:30
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kill sami
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Sep 20, 2020 21:36
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Pulling for Sami to win
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Sep 20, 2020 21:39
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Cavauro posted:kill sami NienNunb posted:Pulling for Sami to win Well now i'm all confused
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Sep 20, 2020 21:40
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Hoping for a Maki/Mars/Tito/Punk final four
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Sep 20, 2020 21:41
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Maki Itoh needs to go. The Duchy must be avenged!!
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Sep 20, 2020 21:54
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ShadowedFlames posted:Maki Itoh needs to go. 
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Sep 20, 2020 21:56
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ShadowedFlames posted:Maki Itoh needs to go. please do not post cringe in the hunger games thread.
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Sep 20, 2020 21:59
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ShadowedFlames posted:Maki Itoh needs to go.
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Sep 20, 2020 22:01
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ItohRespectArmy posted:please do not post cringe in the hunger games thread. https://twitter.com/maki_itoh/status/1294291369846964224
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