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NienNunb posted:This is horse poo poo hahahahaha. absolutely rigged you love to see it. i’m so sorry
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Old Man Jenkins knows the opening plays are all spotfests, he doesn't need that poo poo.
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Lid posted:The commentary just passing over the first thing Maki Itoh did was grab a knife and a bottle of whiskey. the most important supplies anyone could ask for
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Sep 16, 2020 02:55
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This is a very good thread that makes me laugh, thank you projecthalaxy.
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Sep 16, 2020 03:11
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Good poo poo Veronica, scaring away a dude like twice your size with your razor sharp wit!
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projecthalaxy posted:I thought of it more like a scalpel and rubbing alcohol but who knows! Believe in your own truth. Its Maki Itoh https://mobile.twitter.com/maki_itoh/status/1268564641531084800
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Now that Biff has secured the proteins I suspect that he's pretty much invincible and will not even realize he has lost his good friend immediately.
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Tito just killed his own teamate, you'd think with a head that large he'd have a decent memory for that sort of thing.
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friar ferguson may be dead but he is still undefeated in a wwf ring!
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J-Ro posted:This is a very good thread that makes me laugh, thank you projecthalaxy. Thanks for the feedback! Its a fun exercise trying to write coherent narratives out what are essentially, unconnected random events and work in character beats as they happen. I'm glad people seem to be enjoying it so much. SG Bamboo posted:Tito just killed his own teamate, you'd think with a head that large he'd have a decent memory for that sort of thing. Haha I didn't even notice that. I don't think that's supposed to happen but then again Tito doesn't really have a history of following thr rules his organization set him.
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Sorry about the late update, imgur was being stupid. After a tumultuous Bloodbath, our remaining competitors start to spread out into the field. Will this be a good idea? WHO KNOWS! Let's find out.  You killed your partner with your own hands, Tito. He was trying to help you and you choked him out, Tito. Do you feel your sins crawling up your back, Tito? Suzuki-Gun find one of the freezers that keep extra supply drops, corpses, etc, near the Cornucopia. They forget to prop the door. Haha contestants go brrrrrr. Old Man Jenkins builds a Brooklyn brownstone out of sticks, somehow. Champion Pig still has a sword. Good job, Champion Pig.  Kid Suzuki's parents drop in a care package for him. How very kind of them. Sami Zayn, the artist, begins sketching a rough map of the arena. Mecha Mummy and Captain Placeholder start assembling materiel for a raft, thinking the arena must be an island and they can escape. Davey trips over a tree branch and cuts his knee quite badly. If he's anything like his brothers, he probably deserved it.  Mario Mancini has heard that people who compete in the Hunger Games Match are naturally great archers. This turns out not to be the case. Colonel Robocop's brainputer is malfunctioning. He asks Mantaur to return him to the nearest OCP facility for repair, but Mantaur just leaves him there. Bill Slamkovich piles huge rocks on himself to appear more rock like.  Meiko collects clean water and firewood. It's much easier with 1600 pounds of deadweight on her back, she thinks. Mega Man and Beau James agree they need to find some firewood for their teams. They agree this is very important. They agree they can't rest until its done. Mega Man runs off to cut firewood and Beau James sits down and listens to a podcast on his phone. The Shockmaster receives a supply drop. He trips and falls into the box, opening it easily.  Leslie Burrell had left her tidy camp to go try and retrieve Robocop. What she didn't count on was the rather enourmous MAKI ITOH RESPECT ARMY. That dastardly MAKI ITOH RESPECT ARMY made a mess of her pots and pans. Inflatable Punk sits silently and judges the action. A supply drop lands right next to him. He does not react. Final Solution finds a solution to his tummy rumblies.  Quarter of the way done.
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child suzuki being more competent than the entire suzuki-gun is extremely on brand, also maki itoh has one again used her powerful aura to convince people to join her, excellent.
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luckily davey retired from the games 3 times before to be an EMT. his scrape will not hinder too much
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Awww, Suzuki's parents are so caring, I bet he'll grow up to be a fine young man.  Unfortunately for the rest of the competitors, Biff Slamkovich has become pretty much invisible. 
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The Naked Truth have picked a worthy ally
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CHaKKaWaKka posted:Awww, Suzuki's parents are so caring, I bet he'll grow up to be a fine young man.
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champion pig's accessories and sword together weigh 165% of his body weight, making it easy to run away from him
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When I start up the WS3 thread again I’m going to have to have callbacks to some of these events.
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frankenfreak posted:They should teach him about how to not get stuck in a freezer, though! I choose to believe that the adult Suzuki who froze to death was raised exclusively by Iizuka
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CHaKKaWaKka posted:I choose to believe that the adult Suzuki who froze to death was raised exclusively by Iizuka the souls of the rest of suzuki-gun were bound to his iron claw and speak to him constantly which is why he acts like that
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The night is terrors, and full of dark. Here we go. Colonel Robocop sat down on a stump. He needed OCP branded fried chicken every twelve hours or he would die. As a military man, he assumed that this would be provided by a logistics department. It was not. Duh. Minoru-kun finds a big freezer full of ice cream! He eats his fill, making sure to prop the door open. As he eats his twelfth ice cream, he looks at the old man with the weird stripey hair. He thinks the old man looks like a loser, and hopes he doesn't turn out the same. Later, he has a tummy ache. Mario Mancini eats the berries. Someone in the control room asks why they even put out the toxic berries. "To own morons like Mario Mancini." "Oh right. Lmao". Biff ponders victory. He believes that victory would be: good!  Mantaur stumbles around the caves, looking for the locker room exit. He has to wrestle Bodydonna Zip soon. He hears they're getting four whole minutes tonight! If Veronica can win this thing, the organizers will have to talk to her. Then she can get the scoop on this whole mess. Leslie carefully stacks her pots and pans. Sami Zayn doesn't know why seeing El Generico die made him so upset. He's never even met the man.  After surprising each other in the woods, Jenkins delivers a spear and series of rolling butterfly suplexes to Meiko. Meiko no sells them and runs off. Kids these days. Champion Pig finds Final Solution trying to steal his oats and slashes him in the arm with a sword. Great job, Champion Pig! Tito keeps hearing a bell. The bell seems to indicate that time is short for him. Oh, sing all you like, Tito. Cover your ears in pitch, Tito. That bell's still ringing, Tito. How long can you last, Tito? Meanwhile, away from the former 205 champ having a breakdown, Mideon, Davey, and the Mecha Mummy have formed what they call the "Cool Dude's Coalition" to defend each other.  Shockmaster tries to start a fire. He can't quite seem to get the spark to take. He wraps his little fur vest a little tighter around himself and shivers. Mega Man really really wishes Beau James had collected any of the firewood. Beau James lectures Captain Placeholder about the difference between Southern style wrestling and Memphis style wrestling, as the Captain says "Fascinating! Tell me more!" every 16 seconds. Maki Itoh receives a supply drop from the external MAKI ITOH RESPECT ARMY. It contains water, iodine tablets, and unsolicited feet pics.  Don Valentine gets a supply drop. He was hoping for some food or cocaine, but it was just this weird black plate. He eats his dinner off of it. The Wu-Tang Clan compose a dirge for their fallen ally, Friar Ferguson. Inflatable Punk receives food and water. He regards it calmly and without panicking.  Some good storyline extensions tonight.
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jesus WEP posted:Minoru-kun That was not my favorite part to write!
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Inflatable CM Punk
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Glad Davey left that bum of a team mate can't even start a fire rear end robot to join with a better robot and a dumb bastard.
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champion pig is the most violent little fuckre who can't kill anyone
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Fuckin Meiko no selling a legend.
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The unsolicited feet pics being in the aid package cracked me up
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Cavauro posted:Inflatable CM Punk He bides his time. What will finally drive him to action, like mighty Achilles finally leaving his tent? Cavauro posted:champion pig is the most violent little fuckre who can't kill anyone Champion Pig requires your suffering but does not grant you death. Jerusalem posted:The unsolicited feet pics being in the aid package cracked me up Who sent the package, I'll give you a hint it rhymes with "glitter blimps". Junpei Hyde posted:Fuckin Meiko no selling a legend. Who does she think she is, someone who will be the goat in like 25 years? yea ok posted:Glad Davey left that bum of a team mate can't even start a fire rear end robot to join with a better robot and a dumb bastard. The Cool Dude's Coalition welcomes all cool dudes, and only cool dudes.
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I think someone better investigate what was in that healing ointment Suzuki received.
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Well, of course Leslie set up camp; those ruffians ransacked it, so she had to tidy up.
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The entire Wu Tang Clan beginning to cry at once https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S2S0zu3M0rY
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Sep 18, 2020 05:53
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I hope Champion Pig wins
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This is my favorite loving thread.
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Why Maki Itoh got water https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grog
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Rarity posted:I hope Inflatable CM Punk kills someone
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