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ChrisBTY
Mar 29, 2012

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Master Wato is somehow going to win without killing anybody.

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ChrisBTY
Mar 29, 2012

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drat it I JUST missed the cutoff. I guess Beau James will have to live.
Unless there was a messup and there's still a slot left in which case I would like to nominate Beau James to die emerge triumphantly.

ChrisBTY fucked around with this message at 17:03 on Sep 14, 2020

ChrisBTY
Mar 29, 2012

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Holy poo poo it's more hideous beautiful than I ever dared dream.
It's time for the perfect fusion of everything good in the world and everything terrible in the world with The Cavalry Baptist Respect Army

ChrisBTY
Mar 29, 2012

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I will be cheering for the victory of Maki Itoh. And only Maki Itoh.

ChrisBTY
Mar 29, 2012

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If Beau James does a single useful thing all game I'm calling hax. I'd say 'useful or intelligent' but running away from Tito Ortiz while he's killing somebody else is pretty loving smart.

ChrisBTY
Mar 29, 2012

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I don't exactly know how I wanted Beau James to die but I don't think this was it. Probably because the idea of Beau James trying to climb a tree is too unrealistic.

ChrisBTY
Mar 29, 2012

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But does it have Beau James' corpse?

ChrisBTY
Mar 29, 2012

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Which one was which though?

ChrisBTY
Mar 29, 2012

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I guess the real Final Solution is to not play.

ChrisBTY
Mar 29, 2012

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They had to assemble an entire Itoh Disrespect Army to take down the legend. Her partner fell 2 feet out of a tree. Perfection.

ChrisBTY
Mar 29, 2012

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You know I've been wondering; did Mecha Mummy exist only to feud with Suzuki?

ChrisBTY
Mar 29, 2012

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The true Deadliest Warrior is...tree. Turns out all the trees are FFV boss ExDeath and the whole event just exists to feed him prey.

ChrisBTY
Mar 29, 2012

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I would like to submit the greatest power couple to ever emerge from a game of TEW;


Miss Elizabeth


AND...

Scott Steiner


Beauty and THE FREAK

ChrisBTY fucked around with this message at 16:21 on Sep 25, 2020

ChrisBTY
Mar 29, 2012

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No because Miss cardboard cutout Elizabeth is going to drive you insane and win it all.

ChrisBTY
Mar 29, 2012

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Scott Steiner will attempt to kill and devour the beta male on his team and steal his woman.

ChrisBTY
Mar 29, 2012

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I actually like the not-edited images thing. Since I had to actively avoid sending glances down to the images while reading so as to not spoil myself.

ChrisBTY
Mar 29, 2012

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I was going to be disgruntled but this arguably went better for TEW's greatest power couple. Elizabeth needing to be saved from a cake is perfect. Scott Steiner no longer has explosives though. So that's a crime.

ChrisBTY
Mar 29, 2012

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Elizabeth challenging an Olympic Judoka.
Elizabeth...and Nia Jax...planning a high spot. Is the simulation on mushrooms?

ChrisBTY
Mar 29, 2012

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I can not accept that Scott Steiner would die so easily. Shame on him.

ChrisBTY
Mar 29, 2012

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Miss Elizabeth's true power is the power of being spared by her rivals.

ChrisBTY
Mar 29, 2012

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I am just enough of a monster to laugh out loud at that. But only because it's not real.
(Dogs are good).

ChrisBTY
Mar 29, 2012

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True Miss Elizabeth has the bloodlust.

ChrisBTY
Mar 29, 2012

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CHaKKaWaKka posted:

I'm worried about Mayu taking on Violence Kota. Unless.... Violence Mayu?

The real match is Real Miss Elizabeth vs Violence Kota. Though that reminds me. In the Bucks v Omega/Page match; did Kenny turn into "Violence Kenny" after the BTE Trigger?

ChrisBTY fucked around with this message at 07:19 on Oct 3, 2020

ChrisBTY
Mar 29, 2012

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True Miss Elizabeth is the most dangerous person to walk the grounds. She hungers for meat. She hungers for death. And even should you defeat her you have to overcome every impulse in your body to spare her.

ChrisBTY
Mar 29, 2012

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Did the wolfpac come into being because there weren't enough murders happening? Because they killed drat near a dozen people and we're still onto day 7.

ChrisBTY
Mar 29, 2012

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We were all on the same team. If Brian wins technically I win. Let's go Brian!

ChrisBTY
Mar 29, 2012

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...the headless fish won. Ok then.
if you're going to go back to the old one, make the tree a field hazard. Like a monstrous tree hivemind that exists to kill.

ChrisBTY
Mar 29, 2012

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I don't know what this laid back polite gentleman is doing here but apparently Waylon Mercy has found himself in a little trouble. I hope he'll be ok.

ChrisBTY
Mar 29, 2012

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Ladies and Gentlemen Projecthalaxy is getting in the mix himself!

ChrisBTY
Mar 29, 2012

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Is that who Daddykins is? Jesus gently caress that show

ChrisBTY
Mar 29, 2012

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Ultimately everybody who has been truly touched by the darkness is seeking out that special someone to give them the perfect death. Betty and Waylon have found that in each other.

ChrisBTY
Mar 29, 2012

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Night 1. To Tekno Team 2000. Tekno Team loving 2000! WHY DO ALL MY loving ENTRIES SUCK AT THIS SO MUCH!?

ChrisBTY
Mar 29, 2012

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This can only end with Nick Aldis strangling the Crock for being a bigger sham than he is.

ChrisBTY
Mar 29, 2012

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The saddest thing is nobody from the Cauliflower Club judges him because none of them care who he is.

ChrisBTY
Mar 29, 2012

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Waylon Mercy looks up at you from Hell Betty. You can do it.

ChrisBTY
Mar 29, 2012

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Good job Projecthalaxy. Rest now.

ChrisBTY
Mar 29, 2012

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I will volunteer The most popular wrestler in the world in 2006 according to my '10 years later' TEW 96 game.

The Sultan

ChrisBTY fucked around with this message at 18:30 on Jan 4, 2021

ChrisBTY
Mar 29, 2012

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And two Masked Wrestlers.

ChrisBTY
Mar 29, 2012

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The real Dark Souls starts here Katniss.

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ChrisBTY
Mar 29, 2012

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projecthalaxy posted:

Elsewhere, in the Flip-Off Chateau, Maki and the Sultan decide to have a heart to heart about their pasts. Well, they would have, except The Sultan's tongue has been removed (remember THAT detail?)

No I did not.

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