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Jose posted:I drink like 6l of water every day lol. I don't know if this helps stop kidney stones forming but I hope so poor guy never seen the inside of a kettle. your kidneys are probably already fossilised.
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EmbryoSteve posted:I had ball cancer and am now a uniballer. Did a round of chemo. One more year until I get to say cancer free. I thought I was having sympathy pain for my recently neutered puppy. Lmao You given any thought to getting a prosthetic?
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One night a couple weeks ago I woke up feeling like I to piss like 4 times. the 3rd and 4th time there was a comically small amount of urine. It wasn't like I had to piss and couldn't, I just had a half second long stream and then felt relief. Hasn't happened since and I hope it doesn't happen again because I've learned from standup comedy that if I tell a doctor he will stick a finger in my butt
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Jose posted:Bit rude to stick this thread and not the menstruation thread That thread is kicking this threads balls
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Puppy Galaxy posted:One night a couple weeks ago I woke up feeling like I to piss like 4 times. the 3rd and 4th time there was a comically small amount of urine. It wasn't like I had to piss and couldn't, I just had a half second long stream and then felt relief. Hasn't happened since and I hope it doesn't happen again because I've learned from standup comedy that if I tell a doctor he will stick a finger in my butt Last year my Dr did a PSA test (prostate-specific antigen) on me as part of my physical. My numbers were a little high and since then I have had a few more PSA Tests and a more advanced test called a 4k test to see whats happening. I am having a MRI this friday on my prostate so that they can see whats going on. I also have a biopsy scheduled so they can see if it is cancer. They tell me my numbers are to low so its probably not cancer, but they are too high to be in the normal range. I have had so many fingers up my butt in the past year I need to start charging admission. All I can tell you is tell your Dr. Prostate cancer is the number two cancer for men now. Second to skin cancer. It is also one of the leading causes of cancer death among men. Yes it is embarrassing and ya its uncomfortable but look at the alternative.
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Normally you have to take someone for a nice dinner before they stick a finger up your butt but the nice doctor will do it practically for free! Unless you live in America lol
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Huh, I thought lung cancer was the second most. I gotta be honest, I'm more afraid of torsion than prostate cancer. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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xtal posted:That thread is kicking this threads balls As someone who has spent plenty of platonic and non-platonic time around women, they’re not shy about talking about menstruation (with each other at least) or telling me what an rear end in a top hat I am. I tried talking to a guy friend I’ve know for years about why I was on antibiotics for so long and couldn’t hang out in the sun. Good dude I have had many beers with. He made the funniest face and turned around like I’d just shown him tub girl.
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I'm glad the ssri I'm on only broke my dick temporarily when I first started taking it
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Musluk posted:Huh, I thought lung cancer was the second most. LMFAO this is the best probe I've seen.
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If we’re getting into general recommendations... I just had to see a GP the other day, my health provider thought it was hIlarious that there’s a doctor in my network with the same first and last name as me. I’d honestly heard about it a dozen times before they assigned him to me. Dr. Me said: apple cider vinegar works for heartburn, you gotta get over the taste and drink it like a shot after a heavy meal, make sure you rinse it off your teeth after. Also he said, fruit fiber is better than psyllium or acacia or whatever your fiber supplement is. Not all fiber is created equal, they help you poo and bulk your poo poo up, but they don’t all provide the excellent benefits of various fruit’s fiber. gently caress yeah drink water, don’t be a shithead about tap water too. If you live in a dry area, your tap water is probably really bad for your kidneys, in San Diego it’s chloramine by the ton. If you live in Portland, your antifa tap water is as good as what I buy in a bottle, drink tons of it. Do a Pepsi challenge with your tap water and a bottle of reverse osmosis purified water if you don’t believe me. All mammals cycle through water fast. Solvent fucked around with this message at 19:08 on Sep 8, 2020 |
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Shinku ABOOKEN posted:LMFAO this is the best probe I've seen. 
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Shinku ABOOKEN posted:LMFAO this is the best probe I've seen. Are we still talking about prostate exams?
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Who What Now posted:You given any thought to getting a prosthetic? The prosthetics was a saline filled ball. Rather just not risk it bursting if I sit on a bike seat wrong. My wife days she doesn't even notice the difference. I believe the only ones who care about how our scrote and balls look are ourselves.
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I’ve never known a woman to be into balls. It’s like they all think they’re our secret weakness.
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On that note, THAT is locker room talk, not talking about sexually assaulting women. I don’t wanna be in that locker room.
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Solvent posted:I’ve never known a woman to be into balls. It’s like they all think they’re our secret weakness. Are gay men into balls? Or are they ugly to everyone?
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Sunswipe posted:Are gay men into balls? Or are they ugly to everyone? It's kind of the equivalent of a T or A man
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Sunswipe posted:Are gay men into balls? Or are they ugly to everyone? Yeah, if it's like a twink with supersoft shaved coinpurse balls
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It's nice to know that someone likes them, although I'm now going to spend the rest of my life wondering if I've got attractive balls.
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Lately I’ve noticed that whenever I drink milk, my stomach starts rumbling and I get really gassy. It’s the darndest thing, no clue what could be causing it. Currently I’m planning to keep on drinking milk to try and power through it, and hope it goes away by itself
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Ziv Zulander posted:Lately I’ve noticed that whenever I drink milk, my stomach starts rumbling and I get really gassy. It’s the darndest thing, no clue what could be causing it. Currently I’m planning to keep on drinking milk to try and power through it, and hope it goes away by itself As you get older you can develop lactose intolerance, so have fun gassing everyone with smelly farts.
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Ziv Zulander posted:Lately I’ve noticed that whenever I drink milk, my stomach starts rumbling and I get really gassy. It’s the darndest thing, no clue what could be causing it. Currently I’m planning to keep on drinking milk to try and power through it, and hope it goes away by itself You should nip this in the bud by drinking half and half instead, should train your gut quicker!
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Prostate cancer is a thing in my family. I go in for regular checkups every few years. One urologist actually wanted me to turn around when he had the ultrasound wand up my rear end. “Hey check this out” he said as he pointed to the screen that was behind my back. I didn’t want to turn around whilst he was holding something up my rear end, but he sounded so excited. So I turned around and he said “oh you missed it, it’s ok I printed a picture” Thanks for making me turn around with a thing up my rear end for nothing....
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Jose posted:I drink like 6l of water every day lol. I don't know if this helps stop kidney stones forming but I hope so 6L is a little much but i'm a 4-5er. a couple years ago, there was a day when i couldn't piss at all. it was a sunday so i had to just go to the ER where i got an ultrasound and i was full to bursting. so, the doc spent three hours asking me in different words if i was sexually active with a bunch of guys (no, because most guys arent beautiful enough for my tastes lol) and reassuring me that my answer was confidential. finally they relieved the pressure with a syringe, and halfway through the procedure i let loose the longest and maddest piss stream of my life. the doc was thoroughly put off but had no explanation. my pipes have been fine ever since. in retrospect it was probably purely a psychological thing, i was going through some crazy poo poo at the time. apologies to the medical technician who received the golden shower Akratic Method posted:Yeah, but if you do it once, letting it grow back in through the prickly stage is also miserable, so if you get talked into trying it then it sticks. tried it and didn't like it, the itchiness sucks but your balls were meant to be hairy. it's just too slippery otherwise, and it sounds like ur farting when you sit lol shaving everything else down there? you'll be less itchy than ever and every time you scratch you'll hit it just right. never go in for a do-over again!
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The White Dragon posted:6L is a little much but i'm a 4-5er. a couple years ago, there was a day when i couldn't piss at all. it was a sunday so i had to just go to the ER where i got an ultrasound and i was full to bursting. so, the doc spent three hours asking me in different words if i was sexually active with a bunch of guys (no, because most guys arent beautiful enough for my tastes lol) and reassuring me that my answer was confidential. finally they relieved the pressure with a syringe, and halfway through the procedure i let loose the longest and maddest piss stream of my life. the doc was thoroughly put off but had no explanation. my pipes have been fine ever since. in retrospect it was probably purely a psychological thing, i was going through some crazy poo poo at the time. What would not being able to piss have to do with having sex with a bunch of guys? Was he assuming STD? You could get an STD from sleeping with one person. Was he just a weirdo fishing for gay sex stories?
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:What would not being able to piss have to do with having sex with a bunch of guys? Was he assuming STD? You could get an STD from sleeping with one person. Was he just a weirdo fishing for gay sex stories? this is my guess man i was pretty confused the whole time
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Into The Mild posted:One urologist actually wanted me to turn around when he had the ultrasound wand up my rear end. Ack. I keep expecting to be traumatized by that alarmingly huge transrectal ultrasound wand, but so far my primary doc and the urologist and the urologist's NP have all been satisfied with the diagnostic capacity of their fingers. I will, however, be screening my next set of doctors by hand size.
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Jose posted:I drink like 6l of water every day lol. I don't know if this helps stop kidney stones forming but I hope so my dad gets kidney stones and his dad died of colon cancer. both of those sound pretty lousy so I've been about that gallon of water and double dose of metamucil a day life since my mid-20's. Like half the day is spent pissing it seems. Biblical grade no effort shits though.
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Sunswipe posted:It's nice to know that someone likes them, although I'm now going to spend the rest of my life wondering if I've got attractive balls. I was told recently that if a woman compliments your balls it’s because your dick sucks
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Puppy Galaxy posted:I was told recently that if a woman compliments your balls it’s because your dick sucks Idk ive been with/seen ball havers that had down right pretty balls and had perfectly good dongs, but maybe im a pervert so. I'm a non binary transman so I'm on grown rear end man levels of T and let me tell you boys, I GET IT... puberty is wild and now my butt is full Chewbacca back there which my BF loves because he's a perv and an idiot so. Had a transmasc friend get asked if he had a prostate exam or scarier when they're up there and be like. Prostate seems fine... my wait what, what!?
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Puppy Galaxy posted:I was told recently that if a woman compliments your balls it’s because your dick sucks What does it mean if she goes on and on about how revolting your balls are?
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Puppy Galaxy posted:I was told recently that if a woman compliments your balls it’s because your dick sucks I was voted "Best Balls" in 2015 
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Icochet posted:I was voted "Best Balls" in 2015 Same except I was "Most Improved"
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lt_kennedy posted:Idk ive been with/seen ball havers that had down right pretty balls and had perfectly good dongs, but maybe im a pervert so. It just feels kinda like telling an ugly person that they have a really nice smile
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TheAardvark posted:btw I'm getting my first colonoscopy and also dick and balls adjacent surgery soon. 2 weeks with a catheter I had a colonoscopy a few weeks ago and it's really not bad. The prep sucks but it's mostly just uncomfortable and honestly aside from being very hungry it was nice to be cleaned out. The actual procedure is quick and you're out like a light. I was actually kind of disappointed when I woke up because I wanted to sleep longer
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My fiancé got a vasectomy when we’d only been together for seven months and nine years later it’s still the greatest gift anyone has ever gotten me. Not worrying about unwanted pregnancy is the best and I recommend it to all of you who don’t want kids but haven’t yet taken the plunge.
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What happens to the cum when people get a vasectomy anyways? Can the dude cum even? Is it all precum? Can he get relief or does he feel he just shot half a shot?
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Shinku ABOOKEN posted:What happens to the cum when people get a vasectomy anyways? Can the dude cum even? Is it all precum? Can he get relief or does he feel he just shot half a shot?
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