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smikey
May 22, 2004
It's not a hootenanny, it's an extravsganza!
Starting w/ bootleg Star Wars font

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smikey
May 22, 2004
It's not a hootenanny, it's an extravsganza!

Davros1 posted:

Hobbs needs a different finisher

I don't know if this is steroetype or not, but ever since Ron Simmons I've got a thing for hossy black men doing Dominators.

Edit: Only Simmons style dominators, in his WWE debut and first run they had Bobby Lashley do a piss-poor weak, slow looking version

smikey
May 22, 2004
It's not a hootenanny, it's an extravsganza!
The heck was that? Donatti's real good at taking complex bumps

Edit: Excalibur calling it the Weapon X.

So is the FTW belt now a semi-not-really-official AEW title?

smikey
May 22, 2004
It's not a hootenanny, it's an extravsganza!
Taz liked Ex's pun on her choke "kata ha-anna jay

smikey
May 22, 2004
It's not a hootenanny, it's an extravsganza!
It took me a bit, but I just realized the lady next to Vicky is from MJF's campaign, the one forced to smile at all times.

edit: that spear looked like death, holy poo poo

smikey
May 22, 2004
It's not a hootenanny, it's an extravsganza!

Vince MechMahon posted:

I think the implication was the Vickie, being a cougar, would like to get to know Ricky in the biblical sense.

Well he is the Stroke Daddy

smikey
May 22, 2004
It's not a hootenanny, it's an extravsganza!
Wrong woman won

smikey
May 22, 2004
It's not a hootenanny, it's an extravsganza!
Twinks vs daddies

smikey
May 22, 2004
It's not a hootenanny, it's an extravsganza!

Mons Hubris posted:

If he had done the three arm lifts Red Velvet would have died. There was no time. Please understand

Three times was always way too long in a supposed strangle, considering you can be dead within 12 seconds and those spots take like 30 seconds.

smikey
May 22, 2004
It's not a hootenanny, it's an extravsganza!
kip get out of her poetry book

edit: I can't imagine Veda is gonna be satisfied with just commentating

smikey
May 22, 2004
It's not a hootenanny, it's an extravsganza!
Dani's wearing better ring gear than her debut right? I always take that as a sign they've got a bit more money in their pocket with the expectation of more bookings by AEW

smikey
May 22, 2004
It's not a hootenanny, it's an extravsganza!

Alaois posted:

Missile dropkick into a bridging suplex? Is Penelope a joshi trainee now? :v:

I'm wondering if Kenny is trying to campaign for Tony to just hire Emi Sakurai for a year to be a trainer/wrestler fulltime, even with COVID goin on

smikey
May 22, 2004
It's not a hootenanny, it's an extravsganza!
drat, Ronnie's pretty hoss-y himself

smikey
May 22, 2004
It's not a hootenanny, it's an extravsganza!
Brian Cage doesn't even put any loving pepper on his mountain of eggs, the loving weirdo

smikey
May 22, 2004
It's not a hootenanny, it's an extravsganza!
God bless you Cage for being ok with taking that hotdog elbow

smikey
May 22, 2004
It's not a hootenanny, it's an extravsganza!
Ronnie + Nakazawa versus or tagging together, book it

smikey
May 22, 2004
It's not a hootenanny, it's an extravsganza!
Griff you're a nice boy, don't hang around that Pillman kid, he's gonna try to sell you steroids

smikey
May 22, 2004
It's not a hootenanny, it's an extravsganza!
Sorensen about to wrestle in jeans?

smikey
May 22, 2004
It's not a hootenanny, it's an extravsganza!
I love Taz the...stocky fireplug, being all about being a body guy in his 50s

smikey
May 22, 2004
It's not a hootenanny, it's an extravsganza!
I don't know if Rache's terrible wig is part of the gimmick or not

Edit: De facto women's tag champions, with their weird medals

smikey
May 22, 2004
It's not a hootenanny, it's an extravsganza!
That was a pretty good shining wizard from Rache

smikey
May 22, 2004
It's not a hootenanny, it's an extravsganza!

karmicknight posted:

I love that Colt's theme song still has the Ring of Honor line in it.

He's not gonna pay to get it re-made

smikey
May 22, 2004
It's not a hootenanny, it's an extravsganza!

Jerusalem posted:

HAVE I MISSED THE LOSER MUST WIN MATCH!!?! :derp:

no
edit: Yes QT was also in blue/black VVVVVVV

smikey
May 22, 2004
It's not a hootenanny, it's an extravsganza!
I still like Allie basically being a heel managing QT and being angry at his screwups

edit: This gonna be another long DARK?

smikey
May 22, 2004
It's not a hootenanny, it's an extravsganza!

Mr. Squishy posted:

Lotta Matt Classic "teases"

Colt is driven out of the Dark Order and AEW and Matt Classic comes in for revenge

edit: 10's paint is smudging

smikey
May 22, 2004
It's not a hootenanny, it's an extravsganza!
The pasty guy's chest looks like someone wiped their bronzered hands on his chest as a prank

smikey
May 22, 2004
It's not a hootenanny, it's an extravsganza!
I remember Billy getting popped for PEDs in powerlifting competitions he was doing, but how did he not mend fences enough to send his way less talented sons to WWE's PC instead of taking up time in AEW

smikey
May 22, 2004
It's not a hootenanny, it's an extravsganza!
I've loved that submission since I saw Konnan using it in WCW

smikey
May 22, 2004
It's not a hootenanny, it's an extravsganza!
Did these two conspire to have an absolute banger so Khan would have to hire them both?

smikey
May 22, 2004
It's not a hootenanny, it's an extravsganza!
So whenever Pillman's MLW deal is done, he's basically gonna be AEW + indies full time isn't he?

smikey
May 22, 2004
It's not a hootenanny, it's an extravsganza!
What Taz? "Inverted rear end-piledriver"

edit: hell yeah, the Initiative explodes continuing

smikey
May 22, 2004
It's not a hootenanny, it's an extravsganza!

punchdaily posted:

Luther, the original death dealer, kind of sounds like a muppet.

That just makes me like him more than I already did

edit: that is a horrible tattoo on Cezar
edit 2: that third Gunn isn't also gonna wrassle for AEW is he?

smikey
May 22, 2004
It's not a hootenanny, it's an extravsganza!

smarxist posted:

Shaun Dean stealing valor

That would make him way cooler than he already is

smikey
May 22, 2004
It's not a hootenanny, it's an extravsganza!
Cezar, like Dijak, is huge but somewhat lanky looking, he needs more mass
edit: what are these magic eye tights?
edit2: Shawn Kane bumping on the famouser

smikey
May 22, 2004
It's not a hootenanny, it's an extravsganza!
Austin wrestles like a WWE style, it's so uninteresting I don't need to see him weekly even on DARK, needs some reps around the indies and Japan

edit: Velvet got that new gear money, looks great.

smikey
May 22, 2004
It's not a hootenanny, it's an extravsganza!

Destroy My Sweater posted:

need a hot couch guy gimmick in aew

for Austin Gunn? that could work, be a barely capable failson. I think my problems with him is similar to Pillman Jr. in that they both try to basically ride on their Dad's old gimmicks instead of developing something of their own.

edit: Velvet's gotta be getting signed right? even if just a "part time" contract?

smikey
May 22, 2004
It's not a hootenanny, it's an extravsganza!
Sorry HollywoodFL blondes, Luther and Serpentico just got a name and a tshirt

smikey
May 22, 2004
It's not a hootenanny, it's an extravsganza!
What a surprise, Scumbag Jacksons nowhere to be found. First no contest in AEW history?

smikey
May 22, 2004
It's not a hootenanny, it's an extravsganza!
Knox is always on the take, new age Nick Patrick

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smikey
May 22, 2004
It's not a hootenanny, it's an extravsganza!

Mr. Squishy posted:

Ex cannot tell them apart lol

Yeah I don't know how he keeps managing to mix them up

edit: this is the feud I care about most in this company

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