Which baseball player are you?

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Schweinhund: Oct 23, 2004

This is me :cool:

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Wall Balls: Jun 3, 2007; Spanish Castle Magic

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frogge: Apr 7, 2006

Bobson Dugnutt

# ? Sep 7, 2020 18:13

Sophy Wackles: Dec 17, 2000; > access main security grid
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Chew �Raisins� McRoid

# ? Sep 7, 2020 18:20

General Dog: Apr 26, 2008; Everybody's working for the weekend

(the one on the ground)

General Dog fucked around with this message at 18:31 on Sep 7, 2020

# ? Sep 7, 2020 18:29

SIDS Vicious: Jan 1, 1970

I was Oil Can Boyd but that is spoiled by it being from Lowtax so now I'm a good one who's good at baseball

# ? Sep 7, 2020 18:37

Big Beef City: Aug 15, 2013

# ? Sep 7, 2020 18:38

you broke my grill: Jul 11, 2019

# ? Sep 7, 2020 18:40

Colonel Cancer: Sep 26, 2015; Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

# ? Sep 7, 2020 18:41

Big Beef City: Aug 15, 2013

Colonel Cancer posted:

"Just stand normally. ... Or that. Whatever. *click*"

# ? Sep 7, 2020 18:42

Extra Large Marge: Jan 21, 2004; Fun Shoe

# ? Sep 7, 2020 19:15

Captain Dickweed: Mar 3, 2003; Yes, that kitty is probably the head of a multi-national conglomerated business...uh...thing.

Sleve McDichael

# ? Sep 7, 2020 19:36

TODD BONZALEZ: Jul 3, 2010

I'm TODD BONZALEZ, OP

# ? Sep 7, 2020 20:07

Derpies: Mar 11, 2014; by sebmojo

I'm Adam Eaton

# ? Sep 7, 2020 20:23

Colonel Cancer: Sep 26, 2015; Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

# ? Sep 7, 2020 20:26

numberoneposter: Feb 19, 2014; How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

I'M KENNY POWERS AND I THROW THE BALL FAST AS gently caress.

# ? Sep 7, 2020 20:28

Who Is Paul Blart: Oct 22, 2010

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GolfHole: Feb 26, 2004

John Peter Gochnaur

# ? Sep 7, 2020 20:32

lo carb Lo Pan: Oct 8, 2004

Who Is Paul Blart posted:

BIG SEXY COLON

I'm Joey Gallo

# ? Sep 7, 2020 20:39

numberoneposter: Feb 19, 2014; How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Mods make it so Centerfield plays when you open this thread.

# ? Sep 7, 2020 20:51

deedee megadoodoo: Sep 28, 2000; Two roads diverged in a wood, and I, I took the one to Flavortown, and that has made all the difference.

Rollie Fingers

# ? Sep 7, 2020 20:53

numberoneposter: Feb 19, 2014; How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Baseball rules so fuckin hard. I'm pretty much done with bike racing I should lean so hard into slow pitch when Covid is done. Crushing dingers and a million PBRs.

# ? Sep 7, 2020 20:57

DeadFatDuckFat: Oct 29, 2012; This avatar brought to you by the 'save our dead gay forums' foundation.

General Dog posted:

(the one on the ground)

I remember when Pedro said that if you come to his house he'll shoot you

Also, I guess I'm rookie Jason Grimsley, crawling through the ceiling to steal Albert Belle's corked bat

# ? Sep 7, 2020 22:29

Spinz: Jan 7, 2020; I ordered luscious new gemstones from India and made new earrings for my SA mart thread

Remember my earrings and art are much better than my posting

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The rear end in a top hat gambling addict one
Pete Rose

# ? Sep 7, 2020 23:09

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Extra Large Marge posted:

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Oh Adaira: May 7, 2008; Casual Tabby

I'm this nerd that wears a polo on his baseball card.

# ? Sep 7, 2020 23:29

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this is me irl

# ? Sep 7, 2020 23:38

Stanky Bean: Dec 30, 2004

please we are all George Brett telling that story about making GBS threads his pants

https://youtu.be/ZANLo9Uurmc

# ? Sep 7, 2020 23:53

Big Beef City: Aug 15, 2013

free hubcaps posted:

this is me irl

I want that changed to a porn movie poster with the picture replaced with something risque and the text changed to "Baseball IMMORALS" starring Candy Cummins

# ? Sep 7, 2020 23:55

free hubcaps: Oct 12, 2009

Stanky Bean posted:

please we are all George Brett telling that story about making GBS threads his pants

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZANLo9Uurmc

of the many classic baseball moments, this is the greatest

# ? Sep 8, 2020 00:00

Zeluth: May 12, 2001; by Fluffdaddy

Batter up!

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# ? Sep 8, 2020 00:03

Chief McHeath: Apr 23, 2002

I was on a beer league volleyball team with a bunch of buddies from work a number of years ago and I named the team "The Ballad of Rusty Kuntz." Probably one of the best team names ever.

But IRL I am Cannonball Titcomb.

# ? Sep 8, 2020 00:27