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I will change my password 14 days early as your popup warns me, but I want to be prorated for the 14 days I'm giving up my old password for so you won't bother me in exactly 3 months, but 3 months 2 weeks. Otherwise I will call my union rep and complain.
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Sep 8, 2020 19:34
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Korthal posted:I will change my password 14 days early as your popup warns me, but I want to be prorated for the 14 days I'm giving up my old password for so you won't bother me in exactly 3 months, but 3 months 2 weeks. Otherwise I will call my union rep and complain. Change your password twice and you're good for six whole months!
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Sep 8, 2020 19:39
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all passwords must be at least a dozen characters long and cannot contain any letters or numbers used in any of your last dozen passwords
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Sep 8, 2020 19:42
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Admins that dont use the latest NIST standards so people dont have to change their passwords ever 90 days should be murdered
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Sep 8, 2020 19:44
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We domain admins don't make the rules. Kerberos does. Who is Kerberos? We don't know.
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Sep 8, 2020 19:45
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Hey cool. Remember that changing this password doesn't mean it changes your password for your team's love notes to each other db or weird rear end poo poo thing that you use to log in to on the HR page that only you do, and you forget about every loving time you do this. So again, just a reminder, just try the old password that worked you loving moron. And, if you use one password to login, and one for this, just try the the other one before you start screaching. I know this is a complex operational procedure. I know you're a highly professional, classically trained smarter man than I ever could be, but if "TittyCat8" doesn't work, try the new one "9TittyCat", and if the old one stops working, try the new one. It's simply random nonsense designed specifically to frustrate super intellectual artistic producers such as yourself, however, you're gonna have to bear with me here.
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Sep 8, 2020 19:47
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Things that take a couple hours and fail to please most female office workers? What is "replicate across domains"
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Sep 8, 2020 19:49
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are there really grievances filed against IT?
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Sep 8, 2020 19:58
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https://pages.nist.gov/800-63-3/sp800-63b.htmlquote:Verifiers SHOULD NOT impose other composition rules (e.g., requiring mixtures of different character types or prohibiting consecutively repeated characters) for memorized secrets. Verifiers SHOULD NOT require memorized secrets to be changed arbitrarily (e.g., periodically). However, verifiers SHALL force a change if there is evidence of compromise of the authenticator. quote:Memorized secret verifiers SHALL NOT permit the subscriber to store a “hint” that is accessible to an unauthenticated claimant. Verifiers SHALL NOT prompt subscribers to use specific types of information (e.g., “What was the name of your first pet?”) when choosing memorized secrets. dunno who that falls on but my gut says it has less to do with the IT guys than somebody in a suit who doesn't want to pay for something
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Sep 8, 2020 20:16
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Can I make my password this ()___)_________)
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Sep 8, 2020 20:26
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meat police posted:are there really grievances filed against IT? oy ave me chaps any come up against any bumps in any of me fortran loops
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Sep 8, 2020 20:27
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The Scientist posted:Can I make my password this my next campaign against the coward admins is going to be renaming myself to B====D~~~~( . Y . )
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Sep 8, 2020 20:28
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lol who would even care if their SA account was hacked lmao
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Sep 8, 2020 20:31
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"Was that four equals signs, or 5? Or were they colons? And how many tildes were there?"
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Sep 8, 2020 20:35
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Big Beef City posted:oy ave me chaps any come up against any bumps in any of me fortran loops me old emails keep getting deleted mum
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Sep 8, 2020 20:38
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JesusLovesRonwell posted:lol who would even care if their SA account was hacked lmao This reminds me of a thread a few years ago where the OP asked something like "should I invite a guy over and blow him?" An admin eventually chimed in and said something looked hosed up with the user's traffic or whatever and they'd probably been hacked. It was the first time I'd seen a thread memory-holed.
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Sep 8, 2020 20:38
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What's the deal with the loving clown Mr. Hoity toity "IT Admin"? We are paying you to manage him. To administer to him. Does he look administered to, scowling at passerby's from that sewer grate? Sure doesn't to me.
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meat police posted:are there really grievances filed against IT? I'm pretty sure this is the only interaction anyone ever has with IT
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Sep 8, 2020 23:55
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can i protect my SA account with 5 alarm authentication please?
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Sep 9, 2020 00:33
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The new NIST guidelines state that your password must be as long as your penis.
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Sep 9, 2020 00:47
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It's so frustrating when you encounter a system, like windows, that has password rules but won't tell you what they are.
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bossy lady posted:The new NIST guidelines state that your password must be as long as your penis. ****** 
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Sep 9, 2020 01:44
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Korthal posted:I will change my password 14 days early as your popup warns me, but I want to be prorated for the 14 days I'm giving up my old password for so you won't bother me in exactly 3 months, but 3 months 2 weeks. Otherwise I will call my union rep and complain. I hacked your union rep and I'm holding evidence of a marriage-destroying love affair over their head so they have to do whatever I want. Good luck 
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Sep 9, 2020 02:27
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No I CAN’T tell you your password. I can reset it, but if you don’t remember I can’t tell you. No I CAN’T reset your password to your current password you have saved in a One Note file. Stop asking. (That’s our trick. Admins only, fucker)
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Sep 9, 2020 02:55
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stop using passwords, require blood and seaman samples at each log
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Sep 9, 2020 02:58
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My seaman's been lost at sea, my dead IT admin
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Sep 9, 2020 03:02
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I'm pretty sure a file got deleted by the server. I don't remember the name of the file or where it was but it's gone now. Please restore ASAP. This affects production.
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Sep 9, 2020 03:33
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beejay posted:I'm pretty sure a file got deleted by the server. I don't remember the name of the file or where it was but it's gone now. Please restore ASAP. This affects production. Let me guess. You will not put in a ticket no matter what.
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Sep 9, 2020 03:34
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I had three SSOs at my last job
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Sep 9, 2020 03:46
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Icochet posted:We domain admins don't make the rules. Kerberos does. Who is Kerberos? We don't know. He's a dog. The "hound of hades" as we affectionately call him.
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Sep 9, 2020 03:48
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Bad Purchase posted:can i protect my SA account with 5 alarm authentication please? Only when the server is on fire, and that typically only goes up to 3 bells before the network fails.
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Sep 9, 2020 03:50
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meat police posted:are there really grievances filed against IT? We received an official complaint via HR that a new user, sorry, customer, was infuriated she would have to use her personal phone as a secondary authentication method to log into SharePoint as the building is closed and could we kindly issue her a $500 cellphone so as to alleviate the need to install the Microsoft authenticator app on her personal device. Richard Cabeza posted:No I CAN’T reset your password to your current password you have saved in a One Note file. Stop asking. (That’s our trick. Admins only, fucker) In AD if you check and uncheck the "password must be reset next logon" box it resets the password age 
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Richard Cabeza posted:No I CAN’T tell you your password. I can reset it, but if you don’t remember I can’t tell you. I keep telling users that I can't. see. their. drat. password. That lowers their guard and I just laugh all day reading their stupid passwords and forwarding the offensive ones to HR
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BattleSausage posted:We received an official complaint via HR that a new user, sorry, customer, was infuriated she would have to use her personal phone as a secondary authentication method to log into SharePoint as the building is closed and could we kindly issue her a $500 cellphone so as to alleviate the need to install the Microsoft authenticator app on her personal device. In AD, if you check the "password never expires" box, it works. Leaves more of an evidence trail, ofc - but it's compliant with recommendations from MS and NIST, so fuckit.
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Icochet posted:I keep telling users that I can't. see. their. drat. password. narcs are the worst, can it even be racist if its just ****************************
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Sep 9, 2020 15:08
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Big Beef City posted:Hey cool. protip: if you have to change one, go change them all. even pro-er tip: don't use the same password for multiple things
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Sep 9, 2020 15:24
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In the company I work for we have a monthly password change policy, minimun requirements: one uppercase letter, one number and 8 characters long. I bet you can unlock at least 80% of the accounts using as the password the current month with 1st letter uppercase + current year. Another 10% can be unlocked with the previous month (1st letter uppercase) + current year.
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Mozi posted:all passwords must be at least a dozen characters long and cannot contain any letters or numbers used in any of your last dozen passwords Password123Password123
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El Chupacabras posted:In the company I work for we have a monthly password change policy, minimun requirements: one uppercase letter, one number and 8 characters long. Thanks for telling us what YOU use. lol why the hell would people use that combination? That's way less obvious than just keeping the same first seven chars and rotating the last digit
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