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"It guy name, capitalized"suxb4lls!
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How do I install Disco Elysium on my work computer without admin privileges? I'm never gonna open the loving thing again unless I can put Disco on it and my IT guy definitely has his cell-phone clipped onto his belt and would scold the bejesus out of me through his mustache if I even thought about asking to install Disco Elysium on my new work computer. AFAF
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kntfkr posted:How do I install Disco Elysium on my work computer without admin privileges? I'm never gonna open the loving thing again unless I can put Disco on it and my IT guy definitely has his cell-phone clipped onto his belt and would scold the bejesus out of me through his mustache if I even thought about asking to install Disco Elysium on my new work computer. AFAF You wouldn't believe what IT guys allow if you just wank them off
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Sep 9, 2020 16:17
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Just bully the IT guy into submission imo. It might have been a few decades since the last time Chad from middle school gave him a swirlie but all the framework is still there!
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Sep 9, 2020 16:21
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Big Beef City posted:Thanks for telling us what YOU use. your extreme aggroposting itt leads me to believe that you are the shithead IT admin making dumb loving decisions and pushing poo poo to prod without even trying it in the test environment. can you fuckin try fixing the issue in my ticket without sending four "we've never seen this before so it can't possibly be happening to your machine" responses before finally going "oh actually we looked into it and you were right the whole time" and closing it
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Sep 9, 2020 17:08
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Lmao that you don’t all use 32 digit hashed security for everything in your life that requires a password. Yes, every single thing.
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Sep 9, 2020 17:35
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Passwords haven't been a problem for me, I let my Bonzi Buddy take care of those
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Sep 9, 2020 17:39
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Inside every it admin there's a useful worker like a ditch digger or a plumber aching to get out
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Sep 9, 2020 17:40
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Colonel Cancer posted:Inside every it admin there's a useful worker like a ditch digger or a plumber aching to get out i've dug some ditches and i would legitimately prefer it to IT if i could make the same money. maybe not in the summer though. what i'm saying is pay ditch diggers more
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Sep 9, 2020 17:41
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i'd much rather be working in a kitchen than being a computer toucher having to balance the needs of users with the demands of management with the desire to do what's best-in-practice, but the pay is poo poo and my body is breaking down on me, so you'll use special characters in your password when you change it every 90 days and i don't give a poo poo about your complaints.
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Sep 9, 2020 17:46
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Icochet posted:You wouldn't believe what IT guys allow if you just wank them off I twerk from home a dozen states away and have never met this IT guy so I can't do that sorry
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Sep 9, 2020 17:56
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One word: teledildonics
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Sep 9, 2020 17:57
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barnold posted:your extreme aggroposting itt leads me to believe that you are the shithead IT admin making dumb loving decisions and pushing poo poo to prod without even trying it in the test environment. can you fuckin try fixing the issue in my ticket without sending four "we've never seen this before so it can't possibly be happening to your machine" responses before finally going "oh actually we looked into it and you were right the whole time" and closing it I've worked in qa testing 
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Sep 9, 2020 18:16
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Tried contacting user, no response. Closing.
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Sep 9, 2020 18:18
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Not our bug. Ask upstream. Closing. e: Working as designed; not a bug 
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Sep 9, 2020 18:19
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Big Beef City posted:I've worked in qa testing oh gently caress. oh poo poo. oh fukc
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Sep 9, 2020 18:25
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The gently caress is “loading” lol. 
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Sep 9, 2020 18:26
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Big Beef City posted:Tried contacting user, no response. Closing. User, do you still require assistance with this? User, it has been 48 hours since you replied to this ticket. If you do not reply by the end of the next business day, this ticket will be automatically resolved. User, this is your final reminder that you have not replied to this ticket and it will be automatically resolved a the end of business today. User, your ticket has been closed. User: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I PUT IN A TICKET AND IT DIDN'T HELP ME I DEMAND TO SPEAK TO THE MANAGER OF COMPUTERING!
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Sep 9, 2020 18:32
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I'll set your password to WTF ever you want cause I just don't give a gently caress anymore.
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Sep 9, 2020 18:45
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Antigravitas posted:Not our bug. Ask upstream. Closing. *67 bounced response notices on the ticket around dev teams, literally around the planet* Can you confirm that the user is still experiencing the problem?
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Sep 9, 2020 18:45
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*managers taps you on the shoulder* "Hey, have you seen that ticket that just came in about that issue? Can you confirm that the user is still experiencing that problem from like a month ago?"
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Sep 9, 2020 18:47
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Sure I can install those printers, too. Now, about that problem on the ticket... General slowness, huh? Hmm. Well, lemme check.
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Sep 9, 2020 18:48
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No, it's fine. No one else needs anything and there's no reason things slow down in IT, why? What else can I do for you?
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Sep 9, 2020 18:49
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Go ahead, Big Beef City, let it all out.
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Sep 9, 2020 18:52
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I hear if you yell Aloha into a canyon, you'll hear Hello echo back.
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Sep 9, 2020 18:53
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bbc is getting angry!
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Sep 9, 2020 18:53
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look, i can work on fixing the problem, or i can give you updates about me not being able to try to fix the problem because you want by the minute updates on the problem from me
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Sep 9, 2020 18:55
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My manager say he's working on the ticket but I don't see nothing, so my manager contacted his manager and now his manager contacted him and I still ain't seen anything and now my computer is slow
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Sep 9, 2020 19:00
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Most IT employees have about as much control over company password policies as you have over guidelines regarding endangered wildlife. And hate when the ignorant blame them personally for their own idiocy.
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Sep 9, 2020 19:01
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Big Beef City posted:My manager say he's working on the ticket but I don't see nothing, so my manager contacted his manager and now his manager contacted him and I still ain't seen anything and now my computer is slow Problem: User cannot enter form data correctly.
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Sep 9, 2020 19:01
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WE GOT HIM. - Mitch
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Sep 9, 2020 19:02
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Big Beef City posted:Thanks for telling us what YOU use. Right? I'm WAY smarter and use the SEASON, not the month.  No lie, I do that for one of my work accounts. It's typically [Season][year][CompanyNameAbbreviation][random punctuation] When it's due for a password change, which used to be every 3 months but is now every 6*, I only have to change the season and sometimes year, then often I do the punctuation too. *Boomer mangers all complained that 3 months was too often, so it was lowered to 6 but the PW length was increased from 8 to 12, and complexity increased from "Has to be at least 2 from the list of: Uppercase, lowercase, number, punctuation" to at least 3 from that list. We've got 2-factor, too, so even if someone gets my username (which aren't based off of your actual name or email here, more like WO12345) it's still going to be tough to log in (it's a text message code, not just "Click approve" and I don't allow texts to be read on my lockscreen.) But not everyone is that secure, plenty of people here just get the authenticator app that allows approval on the lockscreen. That being said, SOME sort of system you can remember is good. But too many people out there just go from like: Ruffles1234! To Pringles7890. And then can never remember what they changed it to, have it reset AGAIN and write it on the ol' post it hidden under the keyboard. If they went to: Ruffles1234@ then in six months, Ruffles1234#, etc... you can basically loop around all the allowed punctuation and then go back to Ruffles1234! and by then it will be allowed again. AND ANOTHER THING, I am sick to DEATH (especially in these COVID work from home times) of having to remind all you idiots that if you get a password change notification on your laptop, you HAVE TO BE ON THE VPN BEFORE YOU CHANGE IT. Otherwise all you're doing is changing the local cached PW on the laptop, not your domain PW, and now they're out of sync, SSO won't work for poo poo, and you're going to get pissy and put in a ticket and act like it's IT's fault somehow. DrBouvenstein fucked around with this message at 19:20 on Sep 9, 2020 |
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Sep 9, 2020 19:17
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one time, i, a computer toucher, had my monitor shut off on me while i was working and it wouldn't turn back on. it was plugged into the wall, it was plugged into the back of the monitor, the hdmi was plugged in securely at both ends, i rebooted my computer, i unplugged and re-plugged everything from walls and devices and rebooted again and finally put in a ticket and my buddy in internal came over and plugged the brick back into the cord plugged into a wall and we both laughed about it and i owed him a jack and coke at lunch
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Sep 9, 2020 19:26
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DrBouvenstein posted:Right? I'm WAY smarter and use the SEASON, not the month. ok
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Sep 9, 2020 19:27
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DeadFatDuckFat posted:WE GOT HIM. 
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Sep 9, 2020 19:35
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computer janitoring is such an intense job that it requires three whole separate threads in sh/sc
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Sep 9, 2020 21:17
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Farmer Crack-rear end posted:computer janitoring is such an intense job that it requires three whole separate threads in sh/sc i feel like it's unfair to criticize the forum for jerking off computers for having multiple threads about jerking off computers professionally
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Sep 9, 2020 23:25
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one of the problems of working with computers is that somewhere along the way you will have to end up working with people about their computers and most of us work with computers because we want to work with computers, not with people, but that is an increasingly vanishing market space because we're a service based economy in the US.
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Sep 9, 2020 23:36
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Big Beef City posted:Thanks for telling us what YOU use. Beats me, I’m part of the currentmonth+fixedrandomyear crew. I guess people worry the may forget the digit they are changing.
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"I need admin rights to install this lovely program that totally isn't a virus" Narrator: It was a virus
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