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Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Big Beef City posted:

im glad its dead

*me talking about my 1988 Toyota Tercel hatchback*

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gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
hosting a nickelodeon kids action game show and getting frustrated by the kids not being able to do the puzzles

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
photoshop what your grandma buys you for christmas despite your clear description of what to get

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
sexy politicians calendar

ShortyMR.CAT
Sep 25, 2008

:blastu::dogcited:
Lipstick Apathy

Literally A Person posted:

I totally posted it and YOU MISSED IT. It was awesome. Everyone was there and we had so many laughs and good times. For a while everyone was like, "where's ShortyMR.CAT" but once we really started rolling no one seemed to mention you again.

Well gently caress

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

gary oldmans diary posted:

sexy politicians calendar

:barf:

ShortyMR.CAT posted:

Well gently caress

Yeah, sorry.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

12 Months of Moaning Mitch The Bondage Bitch

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
It's a thread but you can really tell I've given up. There isn't any content whatsoever just me spamming punctuation marks in bold tags forever.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
It's a thread but you can really tell I'm on point. Like, at the top of my posting game. There isn't any content whatsoever just me spamming punctuation marks in bold tags forever.

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
you have to put in the work to make them sexy. no free rides when it comes to sexy calendars

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

gary oldmans diary posted:

you have to put in the work to make them sexy. no free rides when it comes to sexy calendars

I mean, I'm not opposed to some hard work but have you seen these politicians? 95% of them look like GI Joes cooked in an 1100 watt microwave.

Star Me Kitten
Aug 10, 2020
I am thinking on how you are thinking on making a thread. I think this thread may only exist in your head.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Star Me Kitten posted:

I am thinking on how you are thinking on making a thread. I think this thread may only exist in your head.

So meta.

I think I'm freaking out a little.

:420:

Star Me Kitten
Aug 10, 2020

Literally A Person posted:

So meta.

I think I'm freaking out a little.

:420:

Have a snack. You'll be ok.

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005

Literally A Person posted:

cooked in an 1100 watt microwave.
im sick of you bringing up this brag at every opportunity ever since you went from 1000W to 1100W microwave

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

gary oldmans diary posted:

im sick of you bringing up this brag at every opportunity ever since you went from 1000W to 1100W microwave

Nothing gives me greater satisfaction than knowing my ham and cheese Hot Pocket brand microwave pocket sandwich will be done 14 seconds before yours. YOU LOSE AGAIN!!!

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
THAT IS TOO FAST TO HEAT FOOD YOU FOOL



all the instructions are for 1000W microwaves

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

gary oldmans diary posted:

THAT IS TOO FAST TO HEAT FOOD YOU FOOL

I cannot be stopped.

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
https://i.imgur.com/3DTbo74.mp4

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
My microwave has 1200W

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

DarkSoulsTantrum posted:

My microwave has 1200W

YOU SON OF A BITCH!!!

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
while all my neighbors were out buying big screen tvs i scrimped and saved for a 10000 watt microwave. guess whose laughing now bob!!!! im cooking a whole pig in there and you can't have any!! i don't care that you didn't invite me over to watch the game!!!

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

DarkSoulsTantrum posted:

My microwave has 1200W

i don't believe you no microwave is that powerful

esperterra
Mar 24, 2010

SHINee's back




i love and appreciate u op

esperterra
Mar 24, 2010

SHINee's back




however i am only voting this thread a 3

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

esperterra posted:

i love and appreciate u op

'bout time.


esperterra posted:

however i am only voting this thread a 3

:negative:

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
A THREAD BUT EVERYONE TYPES IN CAPS BUT WE'RE ALL REALLY NICE TO EACH OTHER. MY THAT'S A NICE LOOKING BLAZER YOU'RE WEARING TODAY, JAMES!!!!!!!!!!!

Star Me Kitten
Aug 10, 2020

Literally A Person posted:

A THREAD BUT EVERYONE TYPES IN CAPS BUT WE'RE ALL REALLY NICE TO EACH OTHER. MY THAT'S A NICE LOOKING BLAZER YOU'RE WEARING TODAY, JAMES!!!!!!!!!!!

THAT IS A GREAT IDEA LITERALLY A PERSON AND I HOPE YOU ARE HAVING A GOOD MORNING.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Star Me Kitten posted:

THAT IS A GREAT IDEA LITERALLY A PERSON AND I HOPE YOU ARE HAVING A GOOD MORNING.

Slept in until 7:30!!!!! :stoked::woop::vince::woop::stoked:

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Literally A Person posted:

Slept in until 7:30!!!!! :stoked::woop::vince::woop::stoked:

Fuckin hollywood lifestyle man. :dukedog:

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

Fuckin hollywood lifestyle man. :dukedog:

I'm in a California state of mind.

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
movie montages
https://i.imgur.com/xNHEiTI.mp4

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
https://i.imgur.com/Kc8CuNO.mp4

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
https://i.imgur.com/EaLUyoI.mp4

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
Gary Oldman's Diary, how are you so good at this???

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
my secret is having a sensory deprivation tank

get one of those and bring your laptop and some snacks in there and the ideas just flow from your subconscious

Star Me Kitten
Aug 10, 2020
I’m thinking on watching Bill and Ted’s new movie

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
i love how quickly genghis khan gets on board with their plan

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Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Star Me Kitten posted:

I’m thinking on watching Bill and Ted’s new movie

I'm thinking the same thing but James and Keith.

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