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karmicknight
Aug 21, 2011
All Elite Wrestling comes back to TNT after a very divisive All Out PPV featuring good matches, poor conditions, and some pretty loving disturbing choices. Dynamite however is looking very loving cool however.

https://twitter.com/AEWrestling/status/1303740499799531521
Orange Cassidy vs. Angelico (w/ Jack Evans)

My boy Angelico has finally been able to wrestle a style that isn't “sell and set up Jack Evans flips” with a series of cool singles matches on Dark people should totally check out where he gets to be a lanky Commonwealth guy doing cool submissions which is the best overly-narrow type of wrestler.

https://twitter.com/AEWrestling/status/1303725513182244865
TNT Championship: Mr. Brodie Lee vs. Dustin Rhodes

RIP in Peace Dustin Rhodes.

https://twitter.com/AEWrestling/status/1303717696001970176
Nyla Rose (w/ Vickie Guerrero) vs. Tay Conti

TAY CONTI IS ALL ELITE :toot:

Congrats to Tay Conti on the tough first draw as Nyla Rose and Vickie Guerrero have faded into the background as the build towards All Out started in earnest, and that had to have left them a bit annoyed at their place in AEW's women's division. However Tay Conti's best friend Anna Jay did just join a cult and that might be enough to prevent Nyla Rose from running straight through the newest signing to All Elite Wrestling.

https://twitter.com/AEWrestling/status/1303710221102206976
We'll hear from AEW World Champion Jon Moxley

Jon Moxley has ascended to his final form as a wrestler. He has learned from both of his greatest rivals, Minoru Suzuki has taught him strength, power, and the will to win, and Toru Yano has taught him the skills necessary to win by any means available to him. As he ascends to godhood among the wrestlers of AEW, he must address the first victim of his perfection Maxwell Jacob Friedman, and turn his sights onto the avian abomination that last time they met tried to suffocate him with a shopping bag.

https://twitter.com/AEWrestling/status/1303695128406773760
The Lucha Brothers (w/ Eddie Kingston) vs. Jurassic Express

Kingston-gun was not ichiban in the Casino Battle Royal, despite Eddie Kingston's best efforts, as it fell to the only army better than them, Suzuki-gun. Both teams in this match are coming off of losses (though the AEW permanent records do not count Battle Royal eliminations as losses) at All Out and either one could springboard themselves towards FTR and act as a foil.

https://twitter.com/AEWrestling/status/1303664842428080137
We'll hear from the #1 Contender for the AEW World Championship “The Murderhawk Monster” Lance Archer (w/ Jake “the Snake” Roberts)

If there is one person on the AEW roster with the knowledge and experience to be able to take on Moxley in this, his final form, it would be the former member of Suzuki-gun Lance Archer. The Murderhawk Monster is ready to avenge his loss in the death match at the Tokyo Dome with from WrestleKingdom this year and with Jake Roberts influence waning, pehaps some advice would get the monster back into Jake Roberts pocket.

https://twitter.com/AEWrestling/status/1303498772090101760
Kip Sabian introduces the Best Man for his Wedding (w/ Penelope Ford)

Kip Sabian and Penelope Ford are using their impending wedding to get TV time and I think that rules. Hopefully they have a good pick for Kip's best man lined up.

https://twitter.com/AEWrestling/status/1303755495426138113
Matt Hardy speaks live.

Matt Hardy almost died at All Out and it seemed at the time (and even now, honestly) super reckless to let him continue until he beat Sammy Guevara in a Broken Rules match. Hopefully his promo tonight will either assuage fears or help let us know he isn't going to loving do anything close to that again.

https://twitter.com/The_MJF/status/1303538332656373760
MJF is going to fire Wardlow.

MJF lost and can blame Wardlow for doing so, so we might see babyface Wardlow. Wardlow.

You're TNT Pre-Dynamite movie is actually part of a TNT All Day gimmick, it's the Bourne Ultimatum starting at 5:30, and Dynamite will be followed by the Bourne Supremacy. Bourne Identity is on TNT now. All in celebration of the debut of Matt Sydal.
You https://www.twitch.tv/drkarmicknight WWF 1997 update is that I'll be booking the go-home show and the In Your House following WrestleMania 13.





Frog Elite Wrestling Roster (credit Lamuella)


https://i.imgur.com/Wi0urKB.mp4
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Pylons
Mar 16, 2009

Calling Kip's best man as Zicky Dice.

JUNGLE BOY
Sep 23, 2019

Kips best man is yet another opportunity to bring in a wrestling legend to manage someone. This time it will inexplicably be Sgt Slaughter

Pinwiz11
Jan 26, 2009

I'm becom-, I'm becom-,
I'm becoming
Tana in, Tana in my mind.



Hey































It's Wednesday!


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Lead Pipe Cinch
Mar 10, 2003

Heavy Metal Bakesale


Pylons posted:

Calling Kip's best man as Zicky Dice.

Make it Nick Gage Coward Tony.

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
is Zicky Dice the Guy Fieri of wrestling

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
SHEbata

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
the best man in aew in John silver but I dunno if that's who Kip will pick

Cerebral Bore
Apr 21, 2010


Fun Shoe

Reality Protester posted:

the best man in aew in John silver but I dunno if that's who Kip will pick

He said "man" and not "idiot child".

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
he's twenty nine years old

heel turn
Jan 6, 2004

Some boy tried to step to me at the county fair. I said son u clearly have no ideal what creek im from

Cerebral Bore posted:

He said "man" and not "idiot child".

HE'S 29

Cerebral Bore
Apr 21, 2010


Fun Shoe
That's never stopped anybody from being an idiot child.

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
if anything, my ability to be a stupid child is only enhanced by my physical age granting me a largesse in society that frankly i haven't earned

Amp
Sep 10, 2010

:11tea::bubblewoop::agesilaus::megaman::yoshi::squawk::supaburn::iit::spooky::axe::honked::shroom::smugdog::sg::pkmnwhy::parrot::screamy::tubular::corsair::sanix::yeeclaw::hayter::flip::redflag:

smarxist posted:

if anything, my ability to be a stupid child is only enhanced by my physical age granting me a largesse in society that frankly i haven't earned


reads like a hangman tweet

Lamuella
Jun 26, 2003

It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.


Reality Protester posted:

the best man in aew in John silver but I dunno if that's who Kip will pick

he's a musclebaby

Pinwiz11
Jan 26, 2009

I'm becom-, I'm becom-,
I'm becoming
Tana in, Tana in my mind.



Important question: How crop-toppy will Kip's crop top be tonight?

blunt
Jul 7, 2005

Over/Under for Mr Brodie Vs Dustin (bell to bell) - 3:10

(Under)

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

Pinwiz11 posted:

Important question: How crop-toppy will Kip's crop top be tonight?

oh god, i just got irrationally excited for the cropped tux

Cerebral Bore
Apr 21, 2010


Fun Shoe

Pinwiz11 posted:

Important question: How crop-toppy will Kip's crop top be tonight?

I'm thinking 90% crop and 10% top.

Pinwiz11
Jan 26, 2009

I'm becom-, I'm becom-,
I'm becoming
Tana in, Tana in my mind.



smarxist posted:

oh god, i just got irrationally excited for the cropped tux

YES

Pylons
Mar 16, 2009

Speaking of fashion, how long is Hangman gonna wear them longboys?

John Dudebro
Dec 3, 2013

the long boys kick rear end so hopefully forever

Lamuella
Jun 26, 2003

It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.


smarxist posted:

oh god, i just got irrationally excited for the cropped tux

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Gambit from the X-Men
May 12, 2001

a war boy standing alone in the desert blasting his mouth with cum from a dildo
This week I've made twice the usual dough and will be breaking it into three crusts. I'm excited to see what happens

This is your weekly lore break

bladeworksmaster
Sep 6, 2010

Ok.

https://i.imgur.com/MN4LdxH.mp4

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

lance archer will win the belt on an episode of dynamite

Waffleopolis
Apr 24, 2005

It's time....for the MAIN event!
I hope the best man is Miro. I miss having a positive Miro on TV :(

Power Windows
Dec 29, 2004

Brasky used to ride upon a steed, perchance to spy a lady.

John Dudebro posted:

the long boys kick rear end so hopefully forever

:wrong:

Pinwiz11
Jan 26, 2009

I'm becom-, I'm becom-,
I'm becoming
Tana in, Tana in my mind.



We enjoy the long boys so when the truck come back we'll be happier. Big Yeehaw.

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc
not sure i can handle cassidy wrestling someone other than jericho

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
long boys mean we're in line for weird west cowboy

he'll start using a modified cobra clutch and hunting demons

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?
Angelico will start dancing, Orange will put his hands in his pockets and Angelico will dance harder. Cut to commercials. We come back and theyre still at it.

Trying
Sep 26, 2019

looking forward to the ppv hangpants with bejazzled tassles

Zombie Lemur
Jul 6, 2009

Empyrean empties
Kip's best man will be Mantaur in a crop top. His best Mantaur, if you will.

Lead Pipe Cinch
Mar 10, 2003

Heavy Metal Bakesale


Zombie Lemur posted:

Kip's best man will be Mantaur in a crop top. His best Mantaur, if you will.

Bet they could get Black Taurus across the border.

Waffleopolis
Apr 24, 2005

It's time....for the MAIN event!
Would Matt Damon be good in AEW?

CobiWann
Oct 21, 2009

Have fun!

Waffleopolis posted:

Would Matt Damon be good in AEW?

He'd clean up at the Casino Battle Royale by flopping a nut straight.

Trying
Sep 26, 2019

multi-man bouquet ladder match
schiavone vs. excalibur tuxedo math
15-minute no-rope exploding barbed-wire double hell wedding cake deathmatch

infinite possibilities

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

i think it's too soon to get married.

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smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
i'm excited to see The Best Friends dress up for a wedding

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