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Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000
Probation
Can't post for 6 days!
Ultra Carp
So it finally happened yesterday, I've been talking to this girl on a dating app for awhile and yesterday she came over for the first time. Let's just say we got down and dirty. My favorite Iron Man POP was on the shelf while I was getting some action and I actually looked over at it a few times just to be sure he would be included in the memory. I was already greatly fond of this Pop but I'm feeling a lot more sentimental now that it's been part of such an incredible experience, I don't think I could ever get rid of it now. Is there anyone on here who had a similar experience? What Pops do you still have from when you lost your virginity?

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Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.
lol

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018
my ruth bader ginsburg funko pop has seen some poo poo

PIZZA.BAT
Nov 12, 2016


:cheers:


i had a giant rasterbator printout on my wall :c00l:

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Hey this is a honey pot for a variety of reasons.

The first is that the OP is an ironic sex weirdo.
The rest of them is that the OP is also a real sex weirdo with multiple accounts posting to multiple off sites.

Ok well bye.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

HugeGrossBurrito posted:

my ruth bader ginsburg funko pop has seen some poo poo

take it out of your bathroom then

Snackula
Aug 1, 2013

hedgefund wizard

PIZZA.BAT posted:

i had a giant rasterbator printout on my wall :c00l:

..wait did we gently caress?

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


Snackula posted:

..wait did we gently caress?

i had one too so it could have been me. one of microwaves mspaints i think. or maybe it was a tie fighter.

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018

Big Beef City posted:

Hey this is a honey pot for a variety of reasons.

The first is that the OP is an ironic sex weirdo.
The rest of them is that the OP is also a real sex weirdo with multiple accounts posting to multiple off sites.

Ok well bye.

google is your friend

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Big Beef City posted:

Hey this is a honey pot for a variety of reasons.

The first is that the OP is an ironic sex weirdo.
The rest of them is that the OP is also a real sex weirdo with multiple accounts posting to multiple off sites.

Ok well bye.

geez you're dumb

20 Blunts
Jan 21, 2017
sex, wow

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Which virginity are we talking about here?

Tenacious J
Nov 20, 2002

jokes on you I lost my virginity TO a pop

Hot Dog Day #91
Jun 19, 2003

Big Beef City posted:

Hey this is a honey pot for a variety of reasons.

The first is that the OP is an ironic sex weirdo.
The rest of them is that the OP is also a real sex weirdo with multiple accounts posting to multiple off sites.

Ok well bye.

What the gently caress???

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
I wish I could experience 1/10th the pride your parents must have right now OP.

Congraturaisins!

Lamech
Nov 20, 2001



Soiled Meat
nope, she got 'em in the divorce

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Lol do they still even make that cereal? If I still have any it’s gotta be stale af. :munch:

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000
Probation
Can't post for 6 days!
Ultra Carp

Tenacious J posted:

jokes on you I lost my virginity TO a pop

:swoon:

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

I like to tell people Megaman POP watching made it a three way, OP

Drink-Mix Man
Mar 4, 2003

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Tenacious J posted:

jokes on you I lost my virginity TO a pop

POPped your cherry, huh?

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope
I'm so glad Funko Pops weren't a thing when I lost my virginity. Those beady little eyes creep me out.

wilfredmerriweathr
Jul 11, 2005

YeahTubaMike posted:

I'm so glad Funko Pops weren't a thing when I lost my virginity. Those beady little eyes creep me out.

fuckin' big time creepy, glad someone else sees this too

zaepg
Dec 25, 2008

by sebmojo
My Bender pop was watching when I lost it.

Sleeveless
Dec 25, 2014

by Pragmatica
You can post just any old thing to a reddit and a bunch of gullible people will think it's real huh.

Fame Douglas
Nov 20, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
Why is every GBS thread just pure garbage these days. Was this forum really so thoroughly ruined?

feelix
Nov 27, 2016
THE ONLY EXERCISE I AM UNFAMILIAR WITH IS EXERCISING MY ABILITY TO MAKE A POST PEOPLE WANT TO READ

Big Beef City posted:

Hey this is a honey pot for a variety of reasons.

The first is that the OP is an ironic sex weirdo.
The rest of them is that the OP is also a real sex weirdo with multiple accounts posting to multiple off sites.

Ok well bye.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

It's also straight from reddit

feelix
Nov 27, 2016
THE ONLY EXERCISE I AM UNFAMILIAR WITH IS EXERCISING MY ABILITY TO MAKE A POST PEOPLE WANT TO READ

HugeGrossBurrito posted:

google is your friend

copy pasting poo poo directly from reddit is good?

Serak
Jun 18, 2000

Approaching Midnight.

Only registered members can see post attachments!

Telebite
Aug 23, 2018

Rockman Reserve
Oct 2, 2007

"Carbons? Purge? What are you talking about?!"

the real pro move is to include them in the lovemaking

super saiyan goku has those hair spikes, a few creative twirls and your partner will be in a whole planet namek of ecstasy

Excelzior
Jun 24, 2013

food court bailiff posted:

the real pro move is to include them in the lovemaking

super saiyan goku has those hair spikes, a few creative twirls and your partner will be in a whole planet namek of ecstasy

namek-stasy was right there man

Rockman Reserve
Oct 2, 2007

"Carbons? Purge? What are you talking about?!"

Excelzior posted:

namek-stasy was right there man

gently caress

Drink-Mix Man
Mar 4, 2003

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.


lol

dracky
Nov 8, 2010

that's so sweet, now that iron man funko pop is a part of your family history you can hand down to your grandchildrhahahahah

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
Can someone please illustrate the King of Pops having his first and last sexual encounter while staring at Disney's Marvel's Iron-Man Pop! by Funko! collectible vinyl doll? Preferably in MSPaint. Or Watercolors?




I lost both virginities to a 45 year old domme in Bayonne that I met off ALT.COM and there sure as hell weren't no goddamn fuckin Funky Pops around. She wanted me to sleep over in a cage but I decided to drive back to Rutgers. I still regret that choice.

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
Yeah my grandfather is still alive.

WeedlordGoku69
Feb 12, 2015

by Cyrano4747
funko pops were not a thing when I lost my virginity, how loving young are you people

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

WeedlordGoku69 posted:

funko pops were not a thing when I lost my virginity, how loving young are you people

wtf?

how did ppl get it up before funko pops ??

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
It's really weird how mad that post makes me. Not only does this guy register a Reddit account but he buys Disney's Marvel's Funko Pops and looks at them during his only time having sex. I can't fathom it. Like what kind of piece of poo poo parents did he have? The Reason by The Hoobastanks is his favorite classic rock song. He has a Deadpool baseball cap and his favorite video game is Fort Nite. He does not smoke blunts. I hate him. I hate everything about him.

Where are this child's parents? Why are they not lashing him for being such a loving loser?

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Martman
Nov 20, 2006

When I finally lost my virginity, my favorite Pop of all was there!

And so was Mom.

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