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Jurassic Bros vs Lucha Express 12 15.38%
Jakeico vs Sonny and Joey 8 10.26%
Nyla vs Tay 4 5.13%
Dustin vs The Mister 54 69.23%
Total: 78 votes
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Jordan7hm
Feb 17, 2011

MENS REA? LOL MORE LIKE CHRIS REA AM I RITE





Lipstick Apathy

I thought tonightís show was awesome, which is great because the ppv left me a bit sour. Now that summer is over Iím back to being the weekday parent, so I can watch wrestling on Wednesdays without needing to drive him to his moms.

He watched the first hour with me - OC is his guy and he was pumped to watch the OC match.

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Gavok
Oct 10, 2005

Brock! Oh, man, I'm sorry about your...

...tooth?



I'm really glad to see Miro show up. We're at the point where the AEW roster is full as is and he's the last former WWE guy I've wanted to see make the jump.

That said, I'd be totally cool with Kevin Owens and Sami Zayn. Not that it's going to be happening any time soon.

Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008



I made top five posters this week in the thread, aww yeah.

Pylons
Mar 16, 2009


Gavok posted:

I'm really glad to see Miro show up. We're at the point where the AEW roster is full as is and he's the last former WWE guy I've wanted to see make the jump.

That said, I'd be totally cool with Kevin Owens and Sami Zayn. Not that it's going to be happening any time soon.

I'd take Kevin Owens, Zayn, and Daniel Bryan. That's it though.

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008



it's the big show

Gavok
Oct 10, 2005

Brock! Oh, man, I'm sorry about your...

...tooth?



Cavauro posted:

it's the big show

It's Big Show as a Go-Bot.

CombineThresher
Apr 10, 2006

GIT R DONNE


Memnaelar posted:

Easy to do. Both are creepy sex cults with hairy bad-rear end front men and tons of goons who don't know how to throw a punch.

edit: I freaking love GWAR.

I don't think it's possible to like pro wrestling without liking GWAR as well.

Good show tonight. Hoping they keep some space for Orange Cassidy to be lazy, even if it's just in angles, but the matches were good and Tay wiping tears away as she came to the ring was really touching; this signing must mean a lot to her. Also Dustin Rhodes is a 50-year-old man who moves like a 30-year-old man somehow and I love it.

Spiderdrake
May 12, 2001



Gavok posted:

It's Big Show as a Go-Bot.
What would his machine robo name be?

NienNunb
Feb 15, 2012

still a threat





The Go Big Show

SatoshiMiwa
May 6, 2007



Big show would totally be Strong Machine Jr

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

The M stands for MOX

Great episode of Dynamite. I love seeing a bunch of new directions off a PPV.

And I love all the Vincels coming out of the woodwork yet again.

Mohawk Potato
Jan 15, 2008





MJeff posted:

Great episode of Dynamite. I love seeing a bunch of new directions off a PPV.

And I love all the Vincels coming out of the woodwork yet again.

Oh what bug has crawled up their rear end now?

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012
Probation
Can't post for 7 hours!


Mohawk Potato posted:

Oh what bug has crawled up their rear end now?

the miro promo, i'd have to imagine

CombineThresher
Apr 10, 2006

GIT R DONNE


Mohawk Potato posted:

Oh what bug has crawled up their rear end now?

My guess would be Fire Ant.

Alaois posted:

the miro promo, i'd have to imagine

Oh right, it's probably that.

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

The M stands for MOX

Mohawk Potato posted:

Oh what bug has crawled up their rear end now?

Like Alaois said, it's Miro. "AEW SIGNED ANOTHER WWE REJECT!", "WHY DO THEY ALWAYS HAVE TO TALK ABOUT WWE?! " and so on.

OctoberCountry
Oct 9, 2012


That Sabian/Miro segment was loving awful

ICR
Dec 31, 2008

Thou shalt have no other gods before me. For I the LORD thy Sun God am a jealous God, visiting the iniquity of cosmic prestige upon the children unto the third and fourth generation of them that hate me.

OctoberCountry posted:

That Sabian/Miro segment was loving awful

I thought it was really wholesome and I couldnít stop smiling.

The fans Miro Day chant seemed to genuinely impact Miro and thatís the reason I watch wrestling.

Tonight rocked.

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

Cabana's legal advice?
I'm bourgeoisie.
I... hit the shitty
firemans carry knee.






SatoshiMiwa posted:

Big show would totally be Strong Machine Jr

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VIDOHX_aJzk

CarlCX
Dec 14, 2003

and she walked in
looking like dynamite




I'm extremely happy Miro is there, and my feelings are admittedly not great about him being introduced randomly as Kip Sabian's partner rather than as a huge individual deal, but objectively he's one of my favorite dudes and I'm not sure there's any intro that would've satisfied me that wasn't him beating up the entire Elite singlehandedly, so I'm still happy about it.

Malcolm Excellent
May 20, 2007




Buglord


The location of THE KEEP has been revealed.

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

The M stands for MOX

OctoberCountry posted:

That Sabian/Miro segment was loving awful

The first part was loving dreadful, but I liked it once Miro came out.

xbilkis
Apr 11, 2005

god qb
me
jay hova


It was a pretty cheesy segment and not a great promo content-wise, but I think people are pretty tired of wrestlers debuting as Big Deals, immediately pushing toward a title shot and then falling down the card. Introducing Miro in a more low-key way lets you build him more deliberately

karmicknight
Aug 21, 2011



OctoberCountry posted:

That Sabian/Miro segment was loving awful

It might just be because I love Kip Sabian for reasons I can't quite articulate, but I thought it was fun and good.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?



Thank you for putting this into the OP, OP

Spiderdrake
May 12, 2001



CarlCX posted:

I'm extremely happy Miro is there, and my feelings are admittedly not great about him being introduced randomly as Kip Sabian's partner rather than as a huge individual deal, but objectively he's one of my favorite dudes and I'm not sure there's any intro that would've satisfied me that wasn't him beating up the entire Elite singlehandedly, so I'm still happy about it.
Well, it's a tweak on the twitch thing, and him doing back to back wedding bits with a more light-hearted tone.

Also the sense of relief it wasn't Havoc kinda struck me.

OctoberCountry
Oct 9, 2012


MJeff posted:

The first part was loving dreadful, but I liked it once Miro came out.

That was WWE level comedy and it completely killed any enthusiasm I would have had for him showing up

Malcolm Excellent
May 20, 2007




Buglord

If I were Eddie Kingston I would let Lance Archer get his shot before making too big a stink about not being eliminated. I wouldn't want to piss of lance archer even if I had four strong sons on my side.

Lead Pipe Cinch
Mar 10, 2003

Heavy Metal Bakesale




MJeff posted:

The first part was loving dreadful, but I liked it once Miro came out.

Didnít need tomhe first two beats at all, but at least it was only a 5 minute deal instead of 15, and the Kip/Pillman match we get on Dark (or maybe Kip/Miro vs Pillman/Garrison match) will probably be fine.

Smoking Crow
Feb 13, 2012

*laughs at u*


can't believe miro swerved the iwc by poo poo talking dave meltzer days before joining the company that pays him

CombineThresher
Apr 10, 2006

GIT R DONNE


I like Miro but he's a big enough name that they need to dedicate TV time to him, and they're strained by their current established roster as it is. Him hanging around with Kip and Penelope could be fun, though.

Chinston Wurchill
Jun 27, 2010

It's not that kind of test.

xbilkis posted:

It was a pretty cheesy segment and not a great promo content-wise, but I think people are pretty tired of wrestlers debuting as Big Deals, immediately pushing toward a title shot and then falling down the card. Introducing Miro in a more low-key way lets you build him more deliberately

Yeah that's about how I felt too. I didn't care for the promo aside from Miro Day and best comma man, but I like Kip and Miro and I'm interested in where things go. Unless it's cucking.

I could do without ever hearing another WWE held me down promo but if anyone can make that claim it's Miro.

Reality Protester
Aug 10, 2016


she tried to warn us



I'm glad Miro escape humiliating cuckold angles to make it into a respectable cuckold angles. once the cuckold now the hotwife MIRO.

ICR
Dec 31, 2008

Thou shalt have no other gods before me. For I the LORD thy Sun God am a jealous God, visiting the iniquity of cosmic prestige upon the children unto the third and fourth generation of them that hate me.

How good of a show was todayís show?

Ryan loving Satin, the worst, even loved it. Said every segment had his attention.

I Before E
Jul 2, 2012

"Why yes, this is a tie with dollar signs on it.

Jealous?"



I liked the segment but I have a higher tolerance for humorous segments than some.

Paper Lion
Dec 13, 2009






i had a bit of a "oh no what is you doin" moment when miro started talking about glass ceilings and brass rings and "that other place" but i was happy to see him smiling and excited to be a pro wrestler. just a big happy boy.

Seams
Feb 3, 2005


I liked the segment cause Kip entertains me. No idea who the fat guy though

Reality Protester
Aug 10, 2016


she tried to warn us



Seams posted:

I liked the segment cause Kip entertains me. No idea who the fat guy though

her name is penelope ford

Erainor
Dec 30, 2017

THUNDERDOME LOSER

The Blonde hair on our new Beefy Boy is taking a bit of getting used to. Remember when Old Dustin was the biggest guy on the roster?

BEEEEEEEF

Smoking Crow
Feb 13, 2012

*laughs at u*


Will there be a Kenny vs miro feud down the line over who is the greater gamer

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CombineThresher
Apr 10, 2006

GIT R DONNE


Seams posted:

I liked the segment cause Kip entertains me. No idea who the fat guy though

That was Puf, he's an indie comedy wrestler.

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