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Jurassic Bros vs Lucha Express | 12 | 15.38% | |
Jakeico vs Sonny and Joey | 8 | 10.26% | |
Nyla vs Tay | 4 | 5.13% | |
Dustin vs The Mister | 54 | 69.23% | |
Total: | 78 votes |
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Germansimp posted:Why does Marko Stunt have a job? This is why: Man, this pretty much was the platonic ideal of a monster squash. That's real cool, Hobbs definitely deserves a spot on the roster.
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# ? Sep 16, 2020 20:07 |
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# ? Apr 25, 2024 23:22 |
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Dyanmite thread: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3940693
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# ? Sep 16, 2020 20:16 |
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Will Hobbs rules, good.
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# ? Sep 16, 2020 20:21 |
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I like when Willpower Hobbs does a big flex and when he throws the men, hoping he shows up tonight
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# ? Sep 16, 2020 20:22 |
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All Beef Wrestling
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# ? Sep 16, 2020 20:29 |
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YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Bring in Calvin Tankman next, boot out Jake Hager, and you got yourself a nice hoss division.
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# ? Sep 16, 2020 20:32 |
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A super group of all big hoss guys called the Monsters of Squash.
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# ? Sep 16, 2020 20:34 |
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Huntman posted:YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Hager's a big guy, but he looks like he has a second job answering the door for the Addams family. Hobbs has way better physical presence and a more expressive face.
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# ? Sep 16, 2020 20:39 |
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Vince would loving cream if he saw the roster page with all this beef on show
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# ? Sep 16, 2020 20:42 |
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Quantum of Phallus posted:Vince would loving cream if he saw the roster page with all this beef on show Hasn’t Vince already employed to some degree every single AEW hoss except Hobbs?
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# ? Sep 16, 2020 20:45 |
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Dacap posted:Hasn’t Vince already employed to some degree every single AEW hoss except Hobbs? Not Wardlow!
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# ? Sep 16, 2020 20:47 |
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El Gallinero Gros posted:Not Wardlow! Or secondary mutation Brian Cage.
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# ? Sep 16, 2020 20:47 |
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Lead Pipe Cinch posted:Or secondary mutation Brian Cage. Incorrect. Cage worked for Vince as Kris Cage in FCW.
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# ? Sep 16, 2020 20:49 |
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El Gallinero Gros posted:Incorrect. Cage worked for Vince as Kris Cage in FCW. Before he his X-gene reactivated and he turned into a meat golem.
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# ? Sep 16, 2020 20:51 |
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Lead Pipe Cinch posted:Before he his X-gene reactivated and he turned into a meat golem. Apparently Vince firing him lead to becoming hugenormous and trying to improve in the ring
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# ? Sep 16, 2020 20:55 |
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boar guy posted:counterpoint: he's small, not funny in the way that a child that has had too much sugar and not enough sleep isn't funny, impossible to take seriously, and should go away his Sammy vlog was a bit weird, like, the guy is probably 27-28 years old and acts like a 14 year old or younger a lot or as his "character", and he turns on a dime from goofy hyper active kid to trying to get Fuego to diddle the sink until it "squirts" so it's just this whole weird creepy jarring thing and i'm just not into it, pick a lane he's probably doomed to be a weird side act like Milonakis or something
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# ? Sep 16, 2020 20:56 |
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Davros1 posted:Spike came off as sympathetic because he'd be bullied by his "brothers". Marko's annoying because he picks fights he can't win, then runs away. I am watching the invasion era currently and spike and molly are getting huge pops. Taker and Kane levels
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# ? Sep 16, 2020 20:57 |
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Marko was better on the indies when it was less that he was pretending to be a kid and more that he looked like a kid and was also a really good wrestler who could hang with people way bigger than him.
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# ? Sep 16, 2020 20:59 |
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Marko needs to go back to telling hecklers he hosed their mothers.
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# ? Sep 16, 2020 21:02 |
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It's just kind of like he's turned into the joke that he was supposed to be making fun of. The beauty of all the weird wrestler's Joey has found is that when he gave them spots they were used to defy expectations.
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# ? Sep 16, 2020 21:07 |
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So proud of Will Hobbs! Yay! He seems very well-liked, which brings me to my next point: Mark “O” Stunt. Because we have been typing about it for awhile now and that’s A-OK! But I just have to type a lot myself because I am a registered SA forums user and I have feelings and opinions drat it! Ok on to Marko: Personally, I always think that if somebody is gonna get ripped on for X and Y, they have to at least show competency in the ring. And if they can’t show that, there’s gotta an intangible that really holds everything together. Marko seems super well-liked backstage. Everybody is friendly with the guy. And sometimes, you get hired to a job for that. You’re a morale booster. You’re a fun, exciting presence that’s contagious. You can tell Marko is a ton of fun. Hell, he’s Mr. Fun Size! It says so in his name! I think he’s talented. The gripe he will always get is because of his look. He’s two inches shorter than John Silver but nobody, and I mean nobody, rips on John’s height because he is a big beefy boy. Like, he is super jacked. Marko is not super jacked. Matter of fact, he looks like any ol’ person. But, you hire a guy like Marko not just because he’s good in the ring (he won’t wow you, but he’s competent and can be thrown around and you can tell he loves the job), but because of what else he brings to the organization: Fun Friendly Good worker High energy Those are just a few of the reasons why Marko will be probably be in AEW for the long haul. He helps people not be or get pissed off backstage and that is a MAJOR BLESSING TO A BRAND NEW START-UP WRESTLING COMPANY TO GET PEOPLE TO WANT TO SIGN WITH THEM. Thanks and gosh bless. Hail Santa.
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# ? Sep 16, 2020 21:07 |
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smarxist posted:his Sammy vlog was a bit weird, like, the guy is probably 27-28 years old and acts like a 14 year old or younger a lot or as his "character", and he turns on a dime from goofy hyper active kid to trying to get Fuego to diddle the sink until it "squirts" so it's just this whole weird creepy jarring thing and i'm just not into it, pick a lane kids are always telling each other dirty jokes and are huge fuckin pervs that's the joke I was in middle school and we had a book of mad libs and every word we'd put in was boob dick gently caress poo poo
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# ? Sep 16, 2020 21:07 |
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He's not signed and it's a long shot that he will be signed, but get Megabyte Ronnie on A Shot of Brandi and see if she can make food faster than he can eat it
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# ? Sep 16, 2020 21:10 |
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Marko is great because he is treated like a CMLL mascot and they even seem to grant him the same rules that a CMLL mascot gets where he is allowed to freely interfere once per match. Orange Cassidy had these same rules before he started getting pushed. We need more mascots.
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# ? Sep 16, 2020 21:11 |
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inthesto posted:He's not signed and it's a long shot that he will be signed, but get Megabyte Ronnie on A Shot of Brandi and see if she can make food faster than he can eat it Friend, please put the positive vibes in the air for MEGABYTE to be signed. If Megatron can get over in football (Calvin Johnson ruled) then so can MEGABYTE. Prayer circle continues until he is signed.
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# ? Sep 16, 2020 21:11 |
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Marko owns Hobbs owns Everyone in AEW owns except for Jake Hager, who can go eat worms
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# ? Sep 16, 2020 21:11 |
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StarkRavingMad posted:Marko owns Preach. Honestly, the most out of pocket, abnormal signing that I would be shocked to see how he gels with anybody backstage is Jake Hager. I feel like how it goes is: “Yeah we all get along and generally are on the same page on everything. And then there’s Jake.” I mean, maybe he’s working on himself or more tolerant since he is around 99% of people who are, but who knows. I do love that AEW does seem to have a type when it comes down to gelling backstage. And that’s really cool. There’s outliers of course but overall, if I was wrestling, I would want to be part of that as opposed to others.
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# ? Sep 16, 2020 21:15 |
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Also, a great laugh. quote:WWE tried to keep Tony Schiavone away from AEW with no plans laid out for him
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# ? Sep 16, 2020 21:22 |
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It is really good all of the stories of "the fed contacted X with no plan, just trying to get them to agree and it backfired immensely" are coming out because it's loving art every time and I love each of them individually.
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# ? Sep 16, 2020 21:24 |
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It really is hilarious. With all bias aside, it really is sad that WWE is basically in existence at this point only to hurt AEW. Like, it basically defines them at this point. “We sign all talent so they won’t go to AEW” “We do all our stories and programs to counter their stories and programs” “We exist and define ourselves not for a love of the business, but to just competition from even having a chance to succeed” “We want to hire you Tony, not because you truly are great and that we want to give you a positive, awesome environment to use your talents and provide for your family but only because we don’t want you to help our competition, who we want to end forever (not because we would help those who would be let go because X company failed, no, we wouldn’t do that. We want those 100+ talents to AEW to just simply fail. No jobs. Let them figure it out. We won’t help.) Cheers!” No wonder mental health issues loving suck and run rampant everywhere.
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# ? Sep 16, 2020 21:30 |
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ICR posted:It really is hilarious. Spite and pettiness are a hell of a drug.
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# ? Sep 16, 2020 21:39 |
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like i get it, the flossing, the dabbing, they're supposed to piss me off, but they reek of grasping at relevance sorry for the dumb marko derail
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# ? Sep 16, 2020 21:45 |
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Lead Pipe Cinch posted:lol people are going to lose their minds that we’re going to get an iOS EWR before a console game. i've been dying for a mobile game conversion of the SvR2006 GM mode for a decade now
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# ? Sep 16, 2020 21:47 |
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the major thing I'm noticing is this: AEW, whether people like what they're doing or not, are active. They have an idea in mind and they're trying to put it into effect. If you sat Tony Khan down and he was in a good mood he could probably tell you the story for each major storyline in the company for the next six months or more. He can adapt that of course but he has a vision. WWE - and this wasn't always the case - are reactive. Everything they do is in response to something, either something AEW's done, something that another sport has done, or just the twitch of Vince's brainworms that afternoon. They probably have long term plans, or would certainly tell you they did, but ask tomorrow and they'll give you different plans. There is no vision, no grand story being told that's planned out more than a month ahead. There's just what Vince things would be some good poo poo today.
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# ? Sep 16, 2020 21:49 |
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https://twitter.com/abadon_AEW/status/1306327836953915395
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# ? Sep 16, 2020 21:58 |
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also good on Tony and other wrestlers for getting those types of stories out if anyone with a name wants to sign with WWE to collect a paycheck and not do jack poo poo, be my guest, but if you wanna be a performer and have an impact on the business, I want to see you in AEW and that's probably where you want to be
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# ? Sep 16, 2020 21:59 |
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Who do you think the first AEW talent to sign with WWE will be? I'd think that there are a few different types of deals in terms of time on the contract. Once those start coming up for renewal, I'm sure someone will make the jump - but I'm having a hard time imagining someone actually doing so if most of the talent feel like Tony. That's a big part of why I enjoy AEW. It seems like the people who created and sustain it genuinely enjoy doing it, and each other. It's really nice to believe that these days.
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# ? Sep 16, 2020 22:00 |
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Bann posted:Who do you think the first AEW talent to sign with WWE will be? I'd think that there are a few different types of deals in terms of time on the contract. Once those start coming up for renewal, I'm sure someone will make the jump - but I'm having a hard time imagining someone actually doing so if most of the talent feel like Tony. Not everyone will be happy with their role or their money. I think you'll see some of the younger folk make the jump at some point. It's cool to like where you work, but get paid. Where AEW has a huge advantage is that they seem to be helping their wrestlers find new ways to get paid, above and beyond what they are directly responsible for. Like Kip doesn't just make Tony's paycheque money, he also gets to be promoted on twitch and build his own brand there, and it actually shows up on TV (even before they decided to be cheeky about it re: WWE's stance). Sammy has his vlog, new folks building their brand on BTE, etc.
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# ? Sep 16, 2020 22:06 |
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Bann posted:Who do you think the first AEW talent to sign with WWE will be? I'd think that there are a few different types of deals in terms of time on the contract. Once those start coming up for renewal, I'm sure someone will make the jump - but I'm having a hard time imagining someone actually doing so if most of the talent feel like Tony. Before last week I would've said Kip Sabian. Now, I'm not sure at all.
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# ? Sep 16, 2020 22:10 |
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# ? Apr 25, 2024 23:22 |
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I could see Hager jumping back over depending on what he wants to do with Bellator, but maybe that's just wishful thinking on my part not wanting to see him in AEW. For anyone it will probably come down to just how absurd WWE wants to get with their offers. The Khans could absolutely counter any of those, but I think there's definitely a line money-wise they wouldn't want to exceed yet.
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# ? Sep 16, 2020 22:12 |