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reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008
I'm proud that cesaro is officially important enough that wwe has decided he should start losing via titantron distraction rather than just losing.

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Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

what about me

what about bayley

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Hey have you guys noticed that Bayley absolutely loving rules and is the best?

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Bayley is exactly right lol

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

No, Sasha was genuine!

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I was literally just thinking "Bayley not blasting Nikki with the chair is a missed opportunity"

God Bayley rules

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Drives me mad that there was so long between NXT Bayley and Bayley Dos Straps, she's so loving good and was wasted for far too long.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Bayley was always good but Vince has no idea what to do with pure babyfaces which is funny since his entire company was built on one

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

lol the cut to Tamina looking out the ring and shaking her head

skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

Codependent Poster posted:

lol the cut to Tamina looking out the ring and shaking her head

"Tamina also in this match" said as quickly and quietly as possible so as not to interrupt what's actually important

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Intruder posted:

Bayley was always good but Vince has no idea what to do with pure babyfaces which is funny since his entire company was built on one

It's incredible how he took Bayley's WWE babyface to be "she's weak and scared" when NXT Bayley was all about showing strength and resolve without compromise and being yourself

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

lol Lacey's yelling was great

Alexa using sister abigail was dumb

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Oh no not the Alexa/Nikki friendship. Anything but that :geno:

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

I thought their friendship ended like 3 weeks ago?

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

If becoming a Fiend disciple means Alexa gets her Freddie Krueger gear back including the glove I'll be all for it

Hirez
Feb 3, 2003

Weber scored 49 points?

:allears: :allears: :allears:
Every woman hates every other woman in the WWE. That's just the way it will always be in the fed :sigh:

They broke up their 3 female tag teams (Iiconics, Sasha/Bayley, Nikki/Alexa) in like a 2 week span, and the champs hate eachother

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

lol are they really going to turn Alexa heel in a gimmick where she doesn't talk?

Intruder posted:

If becoming a Fiend disciple means Alexa gets her Freddie Krueger gear back including the glove I'll be all for it

Making a merch gloves version of her ring/chain thing, and then making her switch to wearing the merch instead of what it depicts is just so WWE.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

We still have Riott Squad! The team that needed outside help to beat Shayna 2 on 1

Aphrodite posted:

lol are they really going to turn Alexa heel in a gimmick where she doesn't talk?

No because Bray is the top face now apparently somehow

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

There isn't a single winner of this match that would make for a good match against Bayley.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

It's loving hilarious that they let Lacey use a punch as a finisher

It made sense from Big Show because he's enormous. Lacey is simply Charlotte sized, and Charlotte botches do way more damage than a Lacey punch ever could

Jerusalem posted:

There isn't a single winner of this match that would make for a good match against Bayley.

Good news Nikki is going to be champ via Sasha distraction

Hirez
Feb 3, 2003

Weber scored 49 points?

:allears: :allears: :allears:
This match is loving terrible, please end

lol Tamina's superkick attempt

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

loving :lol: Nikki vs. Bayley AGAIN!?!

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

Jerusalem posted:

loving :lol: Nikki vs. Bayley AGAIN!?!

Yeah but your other options were Lacey or Tamina.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Aphrodite posted:

Yeah but your other options were Lacey or Tamina.

Ember Moon should have returned, beat them all up and declared she was going after Bayley first and then Asuka afterwards. :colbert:

Pylons
Mar 16, 2009

Naomi should've been in the match and also won.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Pylons posted:

Naomi should've been in the match and also won.

Sounds like you're saying she deserves better, time for WWE to punish her for somebody online supporting her!

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Interesting new gimmick they've given Charlotte

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Are they making it canon that you can steal the MitB contract?

Also keeping it in a lunchbox seems worse than losing it in the ocean

Hirez
Feb 3, 2003

Weber scored 49 points?

:allears: :allears: :allears:

Intruder posted:

Interesting new gimmick they've given Charlotte

seriously, what the hell was that.

e: love me a Vader Bomb

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Hirez posted:

seriously, what the hell was that.

Honestly I'm 95% sure that was Dana Brooke

No idea otherwise

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

Rumor is it's Carmella.

Vandar
Sep 14, 2007

Isn't That Right, Chairman?



Jerusalem posted:

Ember Moon should have returned, beat them all up and declared she was going after Bayley first and then Asuka afterwards. :colbert:

I agree because Ember rules but her career is potentially over so... :sigh:

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I want to say I don't understand why Vince keeps repackaging beautiful women with interesting personalities or gimmicks into beautiful women with very plain "I'm hot lol" gimmicks but, lol, it's Vince

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Intruder posted:

Honestly I'm 95% sure that was Dana Brooke

No idea otherwise

She was too small to be Dana. I think it was Carmella.

It fits her or Chelsea Green.

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Otisception

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Codependent Poster posted:

She was too small to be Dana. I think it was Carmella.

It fits her or Chelsea Green.

Dana has by weird coincidence shrunk a lot since her roid monster boyfriend died of a heart attack at like age 25

But I wouldn't be surprised to be wrong either

Hirez
Feb 3, 2003

Weber scored 49 points?

:allears: :allears: :allears:
no way Otis would eat an apple

god I always loving hated the firefly funhouse

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Give Otis the Carlito gimmick

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

ok the persevering parrot dying in the box is pretty good

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

"What the my home is going on here?"

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