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Brain Curry
Feb 15, 2007

People think that I'm lazy
People think that I'm this fool because
I give a fuck about the government
I didn't graduate from high school



Captain Hygiene posted:


NEW CHALLENGER
APPROACHING!

Baron Harkonnen looking pizza

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uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001





Pillbug

pizza nodules.

Rev. Melchisedech Howler
Sep 4, 2006

You know. Leather.


Prolapza

deep dish peat moss
Jul 27, 2006

On a planet that increasingly resembles one huge Maximum Security prison, the only intelligent choice is to plan a jail break.



PinheadSlim posted:

This is my exact favorite pizza place. I only eat other pizzas when I'm broke as hell.

It is the true #1 pizza place :cheers:

laserghost
Feb 12, 2014

trust me, I'm a cat.



Captain Hygiene posted:


NEW CHALLENGER
APPROACHING!

Name one single topping on this, I dare you

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011





Armitag3 posted:

NUTRITION FACTS
None

NUTRITION FACTS
This is not a place of honor...

its all nice on rice
Nov 12, 2006

Sweet, Salty Goodness.




Buglord

laserghost posted:

Name one single topping on this, I dare you

Think I see a tooth or two in there.

Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009


Chili. With corn

Mormon Nailer
Oct 27, 2014

PHANTOM QUEEN




Spaghett posted:

So never?

Forreal tho, a goonmeet in the park would be fun. Just don't invite anyone from the LAN page because they're all moody 'n poo poo. Good vibes (and pizza) only.

Bonus: we could order a Pointersaurus and post it to this thread.

http://pointersdelivery.com

http://www.supersizedmeals.com/food/article.php/20061025-Pointersaurus_28inch_Pizza

Hell yeah, lemme get my third stab and get work settled, and I'm down for Forest Park and garbage pizza.

The only time I've seen a Pointersaurus in the wild, it was the wettest pizza I've ever seen in person.

Mormon Nailer
Oct 27, 2014

PHANTOM QUEEN




Captain Hygiene posted:


NEW CHALLENGER
APPROACHING!

God dammit why does that look like those old frozen chili bricks

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004

Nyah hah hah hah hah!



https://i.imgur.com/6bivECI.gifv

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001


laserghost posted:

Name one single topping on this, I dare you

A substance that was meant to be, but can not legally be identified as, cheese.

shadow puppet of a
Jan 10, 2007

NO TENGO SCORPIO





I'm the second pizza on the counter that will really get their dander up when ol' Stephanie McCantcook serves it up as breakfast.

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005





Dad already brought home Chinese and then mom comes waltzing in with her terrible cheese pizza.

davidspackage
May 16, 2007



Nap Ghost


Ungrateful brats, mom spends all day making deals as a power broker and then is expected to make dinner too?

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





PHWOAR CRIMINAL


von Braun
Oct 30, 2009


Broder Daniel Forever

axolotl farmer posted:

beetroot mayo salad with pizza? gross.

The troca makes up for it. Just mix it all together

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010





https://twitter.com/sethmpk/status/1440009957626232836

Barudak
May 7, 2007



Ate at this place in Tokyo that promises New York Style by the slice, replete with authentically tagged and stickered over mens room and the pizza looked right but it was sweet. It was so sugary in the sauce I couldn't notice anything but the secret sweetness.

You have made a powerful enemy with your camouflage pizza, Pizza Slice

duck monster
Dec 15, 2004



Oh man I really wish I had my old laptop with the photos of the hosed up pizza joint that opened up near me a while back. This place came out the starting ranks announcing it to be the "Best pizza in the city" and charging $30+ a pop. And boy where these things awful. Strawberries and pork and other stupid combinations. Considering they had replaced the cheapest and tastiest indonesian resturant in town (thanks capitalism!) , as you could imagine the place did NOT go down well. Especially since down the road there was a very established italian pizza and pasta bar with a chef who was literally the vatican's head pizza chef in a previous life (fun fact , apparently the popes are all vegitarian by vow, so this place actually had vegetarian pizzas that where good), and another joint whos chef was regularly winning international pizza chef showdowns. All of which where dramatically cheaper than the nauseating hipster rubbish served on a wooden shovel nonsense the expensive place served. Needless to say, the new joint didnt last long at all. You gotta earn that prize before claiming it.

cnut
May 3, 2016



I bet they're pissed because it doesn't have pineapple on it.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004


here he comes
and he's gone again


Nap Ghost

also because they just finished eating chinese food

crazy eyes mustafa
Nov 29, 2014


"Are you tired of mom's constant gently caress-ups???"

smooth jazz
May 13, 2010







Pizza rice bowls have potential, but since it's done by Domino's just imagine that salty grease on a bed of rice.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

I canne has cîsebœf?



smooth jazz posted:

just imagine that salty grease on a bed of rice.

I won't and you can't make me

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004

Nyah hah hah hah hah!





Take a chug from the Garlic Jug.

crazy eyes mustafa
Nov 29, 2014


oh hell yeah

Nottherealaborn
Nov 12, 2012


Cartoon Man posted:



Take a chug from the Garlic Jug.

If you insult Papa John, he comes in the middle of the night and water boards you with the garlic jug.

PinheadSlim
Apr 2, 2015

FRIENDS for EVER

Cartoon Man posted:



Take a chug from the Garlic Jug.

I'll loving do it

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004

Nyah hah hah hah hah!



PinheadSlim posted:

I'll loving do it

EA Sports
Feb 10, 2007


Nottherealaborn posted:

If you insult Papa John, he comes in the middle of the night and water boards you with the garlic jug.

a jug in the mouth and two pepperoncini in the south.

Bags Fly at Noon
Apr 6, 2011

this kills the crab

Sure, they're visually impressive, but a lot of posters find large avatars physically uncomfortable. Furthermore, the owners of large avatars often rely on their size alone and don't bother to develop more refined posting techniques.








How is one man so oily?

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004

Nyah hah hah hah hah!



DarkSoulsTantrum posted:

How is one man so oily?

piratescurvy
Jun 28, 2008


DarkSoulsTantrum posted:

How is one man so oily?

I dare you not to be that oily if you eat their pizza daily.

Nottherealaborn
Nov 12, 2012



When everyone tells you that you can’t say the n-word.

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001





Pillbug

they used to run Papa's dirty shirts and underwear through a roller and the juice extracted was the base for the sauce. these days it's all artificial poo poo and it isn't the same.

CLAM DOWN
Feb 13, 2007


RICK:tutbutt:ARUS

It's Moot baby!
:peanut::peanut::peanut::peanut::peanut:





laserghost
Feb 12, 2014

trust me, I'm a cat.



Didn't knew dog kibble pizza comes in hexagonal form

Bumble Dong
Jan 3, 2009



Looks like middle school lunch “Mexican” pizza. Visually off putting but strangely good

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Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010





Cartoon Man posted:



Take a chug from the Garlic Jug.

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