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ephex
Nov 4, 2007





PHWOAR CRIMINAL

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uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

:bravo:

https://twitter.com/ItalianComments/status/1390366201805774848?s=20

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
You know what I’m about to say

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011




lol. Also would probably eat it.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010


lol


I would demolish this one

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/Reuters/status/1390387153109241875

shadow puppet of a
Jan 10, 2007

NO TENGO SCORPIO


“Que che French fries? Quando Americano vendissimo?”

Italians are just barely above Brazilians on the pizza reasonableness scale.

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009


Good job including the ring.

Wall Balls
Jun 3, 2007

Spanish Castle Magic

https://twitter.com/CursedPizzas/status/1390407117073436672?s=20

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

pizza gore.

Ugly In The Morning
Jul 1, 2010
Pillbug
That seriously reminds me of a picture I saw of a gallbladder that was just riddled with stones.

madeintaipei
Jul 13, 2012

Ugly In The Morning posted:

That seriously reminds me of a picture I saw of a gallbladder that was just riddled with stones.

I see teeth.

Crunch, crunch, crunch.

Harold Stassen
Jan 24, 2016
:barf:

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

madeintaipei posted:

I see teeth.

Crunch, crunch, crunch.


https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/man-spits-out-someone-elses-7218065

take_it_slow
Jul 7, 2011

note that there were at least four pictures of this 'type' of pizza - the odd color is not an artifact of the camera or a one-off.

Volvograd

https://i.imgur.com/2rohTWK.mp4Grenoble (edit: although I may be mis-parsing this; is it supposed to be a pizza?)

take_it_slow fucked around with this message at 03:25 on May 7, 2021

Harold Stassen
Jan 24, 2016
That is clearly a natural gas seep set ablaze

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004



Diarrhea cha cha cha

pacerhimself
Dec 30, 2008

by Fluffdaddy
https://twitter.com/CurtisRemarc/st...ingawful.com%2F

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel
While that is a completely insane monstrosity, grating frozen chicken breasts seems brilliant.

Harold Stassen
Jan 24, 2016
I mean, the meat is so porous already it's not like you could create much additional surface area for bacteria to thrive

PantsOptional
Dec 27, 2012

All I wanna do is make you bounce
Yeah, up to a certain point that’s just a decent way to make chicken meatballs from breast meat without a meat grinder or food processor.

pacerhimself
Dec 30, 2008

by Fluffdaddy
Ground chicken meat is hideous and gross so I'm not all that turned off by the frozen, grated chicken.

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010


Genuinely felt ill watching this

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Post the worst pizza cult in this thread.

https://i.imgur.com/kFl3ixS.mp4

PHIZ KALIFA
Dec 21, 2011

#mood

COMPAGNIE TOMMY posted:

Who do you call when you want some pepperoni???

Samurai Pizza Scabs

oh my god.


oh my god

Hatebag
Jun 17, 2008


Cartoon Man posted:

Post the worst pizza cult in this thread.

https://i.imgur.com/kFl3ixS.mp4

Topping their pizza with toxic aluminum and titanium in order to please their god, the big slice of dancing pizza

Universe Master
Jun 20, 2005

Darn Fine Pie

Cartoon Man posted:

Post the worst pizza cult in this thread.

https://i.imgur.com/kFl3ixS.mp4

That one dropped her self immolation torch way to early during the sacrificial ritual. Shameful.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Cartoon Man posted:

Post the worst pizza cult in this thread.

https://i.imgur.com/kFl3ixS.mp4

Pies Wide Shut

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost

Universe Master posted:

That one dropped her self immolation torch way to early during the sacrificial ritual. Shameful.

After the ceremony, the cheese grater awaits for chastisement.

von Braun
Oct 30, 2009


Broder Daniel Forever

Cartoon Man posted:

Post the worst pizza cult in this thread.

https://i.imgur.com/kFl3ixS.mp4

Is this leaked footage from comet ping pong?

meanolmrcloud
Apr 5, 2004

rock out with your stock out


I said nooo out loud to nobody when she put the olives on

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
https://twitter.com/mattsutaaki/status/1391927832939581443?s=20

Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I don't think!
Ham Wrangler

For some reason this reminds me of Japanese tv shows. Like Somewhere Street or that one where they show people eating lunch.

I searched for Japanese pizza on youtube and found this. You're welcome

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=adHiQvCMKJ8

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:

P sure that's an AI generated image or a Fungus

Gazpacho
Jun 18, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Slippery Tilde

Quantum of Phallus posted:

Genuinely felt ill watching this
I kept waiting for her to smash an egg in the middle of it

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

DarkSoulsTantrum posted:

Pies Wide Shut

lmao

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003


I love chicken

Hatebag
Jun 17, 2008


Outrail posted:

P sure that's an AI generated image or a Fungus

That's probably a slime mold colony that's on the move. Slime molds exist as single-celled organisms until some environmental trigger causes them to coalesce into an ersatz multicellular creature and scoot along the ground or start shooting out jisms in the air or whatever slimy business they get up to

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Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
please don't slime-shame

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