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shadow puppet of a posted:At Margaret's Place in Calvert City KY you get pizza made Margaret's way (smothered) and weighed Margaret's way (either 5 pounder pizza or 8 pounder pizza) and they want you to know upfront they don't take checks for these pounds of pizza pie (so don't ask!). Isn’t that blurb at the bottom of the photo a version of the same one Doobie stole?
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And she’s buying a stairway..... ....to pizzaaaaa
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Ugly In The Morning posted:Everyone knows the best pizza places serve the coke in those red translucent cups with the bumps. This guy knows what’s up
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AHH F/UGH posted:I ate a pizza tonight. It was a hand tossed crust, with hearty cottage cheese, room temperature catupiry and a chocolate chip cookie on top. The crust was brushed with garlic cum.
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Ugly In The Morning posted:I’ve decided that now that I’ve moved out of NY, I’m not going to even bother trying to find good pizza in MA. Instead, what I’m going to do is try to find the worst pizza in the Boston metro area and photograph/review the especially lovely ones for this thread. I’ve spent a ton of time in Boston over the years so I sat back and thought for a minute “I must have had some good pizza in Boston...” But no, you’re right. I don’t know if I’ve ever even eaten a pizza in Boston other than the little Papa Gino’s singles at Fenway.
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I grew up in the corner of Connecticut, Rhode Island, and Massachusetts, and there pizza is pronounced “pizzer” and that alone makes it bad pizza.
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SniperWoreConverse posted:this can't be saffron, what the hell is it I know what it is but I cannot for the life of me remember what it’s called. Pre-COVID my work cafe used to have a ramen station and those red strands were offered as a topping.
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COMPAGNIE TOMMY posted:That's just the Boston Pizza "Perogy Pizza" except no broccoli. I hope they aren't pretending they invented that Willington Pizza is actually good though
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Ugly In The Morning posted:When things are back to normalish I’m going to go there and absolutely go to town on some of their pizza. I miss that place. I love their pizza but I live at that magic distance to be just out of delivery range and also juuuussstttt out of convenience range to go pick it up.
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Oh my, is that Hershey’s chocolate you’re eating? You, sir, are utter trash, a buffoon, a classless half-wit with all the taste of an old dog drinking a piss puddle! *squirts ketchup on catupiry, saffron, and cum pizza*
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Big Beef City posted:Nothing says classic like a tub of mashed peas in the back and a basket of dick to liven up the british tradition of street sweepings and lard. Looking at it again, those are all the items on the pizza. Frankly I’d give a prosciutto and sausage pizza a try, although maybe nix the mushy pea sauce. If there’s peaness on my pizza I prefer it to have a firmer texture.
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reignonyourparade posted:In retrospect the "mushy pea sauce" MIGHT be pesto? Well it would ruin my joke but sure.
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Jan 5, 2021 02:25
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You know, thin slices of carne asada with a drizzle of chimichurri on a brick oven thin crust might be pretty tasty?
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TheAardvark posted:in the south the traditional pizza consists of a roux-based sausage gravy on a type of biscuit crust, and is traditionally eaten with A Fork. sounds good and Messy
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egg_dog posted:Hiding this because of Fake People Parts. Stuffed crust indeed
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By popular demand posted:Is there a 'pictures of failures' thread? *moonwalks into thread* Turn off your monitor! *blasts off in rocket*
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steinrokkan posted:Well at least it isn't dry I’ll take dry over “smothered in cum”
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Jet’s of hot pizza cum
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Professor Shark posted:Some of these pizzas look good There’s a place local to me that does a cheeseburger pizza that has pickles on it. It’s basically McDonald’s cheeseburger ingredients on a pizza crust. It’s better than it sounds, surprisingly.
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I would try the Buffalo fish wings
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ultrafilter posted:https://twitter.com/JordanHerald5/status/1359310066546049024 What about if instead of cheese it was sauerkraut
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Big Beef City posted:brat and sauerkraut pizza I would eat this pizza
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Feb 12, 2021 16:18
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Why do all the pizzas have cum on them? Like just suck the cum out of a dick if you want it that bad.
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Reality Protester posted:can't go suck random dicks in a panny It seems like there was a tradition of cum pizzas even before 2020
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I’ve seen “English seedless” cucumbers at my grocery store and they’re really long and skinny and wrapped individually. I just assumed the shape was from being grown hydroponically. The “conventional” cucumbers are shorter but girthier and all piled up in a bin.
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shadow puppet of a posted:English cucumbers come with a plastic condom on them. I like em because you can just cut off what you need and then tie off the overhanging plastic like a foreskin to retain freshness.
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COMPAGNIE TOMMY posted:It's this. I've seen the non-English ones be sold as "slicers" but yeah they are first and foremost pickling cukes Don’t tell me what to do
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Mar 5, 2021 17:49
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With fully digestible vegetables like zucchini and cucumber you don’t need a flared base, if it gets stuck in your rectum your body will just eventually digest it.
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shadow puppet of a posted:Do you pre-peel your rear end cukes or is the delayed action of breaking down that tough rind something you factor into your energy needs? Never peel cukes, the skin is where all the nutrients are!
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Jerkin’ m’ gherkin
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Hot Dad sounds pretty good not gonna lie
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StarkingBarfish posted:Can confirm this works really well. It's curry + naan but the naan load-bearing by default. Most of the pizzas in this thread have been load bearing
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Outrail posted:Is that some kind of sausage or root vegetable? Yeah
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davidspackage posted:Ah, the Kaitlin Bennet special Goddamn it now I can’t unsee it.
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Knot My President! posted:haha gently caress I’d eat the gently caress out of that
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Isn’t this just like Ohio style or something? I feel like it’s come up before.
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Did you go back and continue cooking it or just roll with it?
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