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Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

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StabMasterArson posted:

I like how this guys kitchen cost more than my house and yet he doesn’t know how to cook a frozen pizza

the correct answer being to use the Presto Pizzazz Plus

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Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

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i've heard of little caesar's, but little house salad's?

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

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thinking of making some pizza, got all the ingredients - a slice of bread, some ketchup, and a piece of american cheese. bon appetit!

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

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apple crumble pizza would be a good dessert pie. i'd eat that over whatever chocolate thing that pizza hut offers

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

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i'd eat the crap out of that

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

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jiro dreams of pizza

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

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you gotta deep fat fry the spam, dummy

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

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i can read the signs.... in the future, you will still be hungry

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

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vegan meatballs made of eggplant

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

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take away the dough, cheese and sauce and i'd eat that

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

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introducing papa john's new sushi pizza, with tomato sauce, cheese and piles of raw tuna. enjoy with our world-famous garlic dipping sauce. limited time offer as the tuna is already a bit off

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

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better idea - poké pizza

pokéza

edit: google is telling me this is already a thing

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

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shadow puppet of a posted:

Pepperoni Pizza House in Rondonópolis goddamn Brazil is an absolute motherfucker of a pizza place. Lots of innovation.

What are they eating here? A husk form Mass Effect 1 slathered with cheese?



hmm, plantain pizza... might work? not sure about that one though

assuming that's plantains, bbq pork, pickles.... i dunno, i'd try it i think

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

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what is a pizza but a miserable pile of toppings

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

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this reminds me that strombolis exist and now i want one

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

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this 'boba' stuff annoys me. it's bubble tea, it's always been bubble tea. i think people just call it boba tea because they don't know it's called bubble tea and are assuming there needs to be some ridiculous accent

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

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yeah i first heard of it when i was in taiwan and hong kong in the early 2000s and it was just called bubble tea (or milk tea w/ pearl as yugioh said). i could have missed people calling it boba or something but the first i heard that term was people in the US saying it so I kind of assumed they heard somebody saying 'bubble' with an accent and just went with it. i'm probably wrong, i guess it doesn't really matter

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

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gjetost, caramelized onions, bacon, beets?

hard to think of something that would work

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

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cheese gje so what

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

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SniperWoreConverse posted:

this can't be saffron, what the hell is it

saffron, sausage and anchovies. lol

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

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Big Beef City posted:

It is also gje-gusting

gje-grossed

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

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pizza is like sex, when it's bad you end up covered in corn

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

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ah, i love getting pizza from Saucy's

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

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shadow puppet of a posted:

You can clearly see the first one sank so they had to rebuild on top of it.

Listen, lad. I built this pizza up from nothing. When I started here, all there was was bread. Other chefs said I was daft to build a pizza on a bread, but I built it all the same, just to show 'em. It sank into the bread. So, I built a second one. That sank into the bread. So, I built a third one. That burned down, fell over, then sank into the bread, but the fourth one... stayed up! And that's what you're gonna get, lad: the strongest pizza in these lands.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

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i've had pizza in italy and it's good but if you're over there there is better food to eat. if you're in america just have a ton of cheese and dough and meat

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

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... one of the greatest mis-named casseroles in existence, agreed

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

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Pennywise the Frown posted:

What if you're not eating the pizza at home? What if you order it in the restaurant? Would they cut it for you then or do they throw a plastic knife in the box and let you go to town for 5 minutes?

This just boggles my mind.

And "well you can make the slices your own size" is stupid. You cut them all equally so it doesn't look like a picasso when you're done with it.

It takes 5 seconds.



pssh. how pedestrian.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

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steinrokkan posted:

Just follow a tutorial if you don't feel too confident in yourself

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MSRN3hjzVkQ

lol

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

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unlike the rest of you philistines i only eat pizza with chopsticks and a spoon

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

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nothing like a nice eel pie with pineapple

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

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this is all great and all, but i still feel as if the pizza-eating experience could be improved somehow with a different form factor. like, you don't need to cut a bagel into slices or use a fork and knife... hmm...

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

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Cartoon Man posted:



Definitely not a “worst pizza” candidate but I thought the thread would enjoy.

and people try to say radioactive sterilization is perfectly safe

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

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it's plan-tastic!

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

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edit weird double post

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

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The Vile Stuff posted:

Took a moment to realise the pizza place wasn't called Takeaway Trauma

no, that's associated with the heart attack grill

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

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that does raise an interesting question - can you make a pizza version of the double down?

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

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i was thinking you'd have a layer of pepperoni on the bottom, then sauce, then dough, then more sauce, then another layer of pepperoni

then deep fry it?

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

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it'd be like being inside a pizza womb

...

i gotta hit the grocery store

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

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that's just the angel's share

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Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

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i came for the olive and bean pizza, but i got so much more

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