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fart simpson posted:degloving does it for me i saw this up close once when i worked construction we were up on a gantry and i had to get the guy back onto a scissorlift as he bled everywhere. dude ended up losing his first two fingats
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haveblue posted:it was a good joke thank you very much
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rotor posted:I'm sorry but I must insist that my joke be recognized. I recognize this joke
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H.P. Hovercraft posted:i saw this up close once when i worked construction when I worked construction I got my right thumb crushed between some really really heavy poo poo. it hurt so loving bad but I couldn't freak out because poo poo was falling. my thumb was okay, but it hurt so loving bad, and when I took my work glove off I thought my thumb was going to be split down the middle. taking my glove off to check my thumb was so terrifying I thought I was going to take my glove off and my thumb would be split down the middle like a sausge SmokaDustbowl fucked around with this message at 07:06 on Sep 19, 2020 |
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face/off hosed me up as a kid never actually rewatched it so I don't know if it's a good movie or not but I'm assuming it's nicolas cage levels of bad in an era where john travolta didn't have to give a poo poo about anything other than increasing his thetans lmao
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Kazinsal posted:face/off hosed me up as a kid it's actually good and I can't say it holds up, but it's so loving stupid and 100% worth a rewatch it's the only good american john woo film
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face/off is a good bad movie broken arrow is a bad good movie mission impossible 2 is a bad bad movie
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qirex posted:face/off is a good bad movie broken arrow is a bad good movie mission impossible 2 is a bad bad movie I've been thinking of watching broken arrow again, but I'd rather watch something good instead lol
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I can't watch anything with steven segal or tom cruise because I hate their faces
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SmokaDustbowl posted:I can't watch anything with steven segal or tom cruise because I hate their faces have you seen Edge of Tomorrow? its probably the onyl good cruise movie bc he also dies a bazillion times, genuinely also a really fun movie; aside from Collateral. i totally agree otherwise
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Xaris posted:have you seen Edge of Tomorrow? its probably the onyl good cruise movie bc he also dies a bazillion times, genuinely also a really fun movie; aside from Collateral. lol yes I only kept watching because he gets owned over and over. that's a rude thing to admit to but I don't like tom cruise
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SmokaDustbowl posted:lol yes I only kept watching because he gets owned over and over. that's a rude thing to admit to but I don't like tom cruise by far the best part of that movie. I saw it in theatres because my buddy was like "it's based on a really good light novel" and I thought, okay, he's not some kinda weird tentacles anime pervert, so I'll give it a go and by the halfway mark I was trying to guess the next way that tom cruise would get the dianetics ripped out of him
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Kazinsal posted:by far the best part of that movie. I saw it in theatres because my buddy was like "it's based on a really good light novel" and I thought, okay, he's not some kinda weird tentacles anime pervert, so I'll give it a go and by the halfway mark I was trying to guess the next way that tom cruise would get the dianetics ripped out of him I don't read light novels it's all isekai harry potter bullshit
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A Router Fell On My Head And Killed Me Now My Operating System Is a Piece Of poo poo
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SmokaDustbowl posted:A Router Fell On My Head And Killed Me Now My Operating System Is a Piece Of poo poo and its western action film adaptation, JUNIPER OF TOMORROW
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Kazinsal posted:by far the best part of that movie. I saw it in theatres because my buddy was like "it's based on a really good light novel" and I thought, okay, he's not some kinda weird tentacles anime pervert, so I'll give it a go and by the halfway mark I was trying to guess the next way that tom cruise would get the dianetics ripped out of him i liked the part where the mean lady told mission impossible that you can't cum the time travel into someone and stopped him right in his tracks lol
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doesn't she specifically tell him she already tried that also the best part is the little eye rolls she does every time she has to euthanize him in robot training
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i just remembered that torchwood existed due to an nmn snipe in another thread. jesus that show was terrible
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Achmed Jones posted:i just remembered that torchwood existed due to an nmn snipe in another thread. jesus that show was terrible
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Uptime Sinclair posted:better or worst than doctor who, a show so bad it could easily pass as a cruel imitation by jocks of what nerds like worse. much, much worse.
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i knew a guy who was going to buy a new car. He fancied himself a captain of industry dork that was all into the Capitalism. He made a spreadsheet of MSRP and Horsepower and a third column that was column A divided by column B, and sorted low to high on column C and then blindly went and bought that And that's how this dude I worked with bought a brand new Chevy HHR, which blew the turbo 5k miles in. Anyways he was really into Torchwood. That's the point of the story.
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Jonny 290 posted:i knew a guy who was going to buy a new car. He fancied himself a captain of industry dork that was all into the Capitalism.
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Uptime Sinclair posted:better or worst than doctor who, a show so bad it could easily pass as a cruel imitation by jocks of what nerds like lol drat though it was funny watching an entire cohort of nerds learn that they didn't actually like doctor who, just david tennant
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Uptime Sinclair posted:doctor who, a show so bad it could easily pass as a cruel imitation by jocks of what nerds like its so fuckin bad
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you could probably rile up dr. who nerds by telling them that the best episodes are the ones they'll never be able to watch, because the bbc recorded other stuff over the master tapes.
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The local PBS showed Blackadder and Red Dwarf after Austin City Limits, followed by Doctor Who. I once saw the one with the kiddo with the gas mask asking “are you my mummy” and noped the gently caress out so goddamn hard.
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Uptime Sinclair posted:better or worst than doctor who, a show so bad it could easily pass as a cruel imitation by jocks of what nerds like I was watching it because I liked dr who well enough and torchwood was still too awful to deal with. hurts to admit that but we all have skeletons in the closet
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Schadenboner posted:The local PBS showed Blackadder and Red Dwarf after Austin City Limits, followed by Doctor Who. I once saw the one with the kiddo with the gas mask asking “are you my mummy” and noped the gently caress out so goddamn hard. we got the english pervert (are you being served, one foot in the geave) shows instead of dr who after red dwarf and blakadder
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H.P. Hovercraft posted:i liked the part where the mean lady told mission impossible that you can't cum the time travel into someone and stopped him right in his tracks lol i forgot about this scene so i just rewatched the movie and lol yeah that owned. i didn't intend to watch the whole thing but ended up happening. still a good movie
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Archduke Frantz Fanon posted:we got the english pervert (are you being served, one foot in the geave) shows instead of dr who after red dwarf and blakadder Those were Sunday afternoon by us (before Laurence Welk, after which was Red Green). Sunday night was Keeping Up Appetences then Masterpiece Theater (rerun).
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rotor posted:its so fuckin bad i mean everyone has their fandom but its like if season 3 tos became a franchise now what if spocks brain but its in a watch
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Torchwood was literally unwatchable. GIS "torchwood cyberwoman", or better yet, don't.
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I noped out of torchwood when the main dude and main lady were hiding from a monster and she said "i can feel your hard on" actually I think that was in like the first episode or two and I gave it 4 or 5 before checking out. idk
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Doom Mathematic posted:GIS "torchwood cyberwoman", or better yet, don't. i did it. lol
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