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Just got done watching

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gxgC3mMahew#t=5s

it was definitely the 'entertaining garbage' I was hoping for and not the 'dull garbage' a lot of low budget schlock is. Some dark humor, a few decent car wrecks and the crazy coot who goes on a rampage early in the runtime was a highlight. Slows down a bit in the last quarter and ends with an interminable no-stakes helicopter chase (ok the piloting is impressive and the Utah scenery is beautiful).

I would only recommend if you like 'Best of the Worst' style cinema.

edit: tbh about 90% of the action you want to see is in the trailer here.

NoneMoreNegative fucked around with this message at 22:23 on Sep 12, 2020

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kfQ0og_x9OI

Kirk looks a little cutscene-y in some of these scenes but I wouldn't have spotted any fakery on almost all the Spock shots.

lol at the recolor on Ricardo Montalban's Khan face tho

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quote:

Cat People (1982)

They are something more than lovers who are about to become something less than human.

After years of separation, Irina and her minister brother, Paul, reunite in New Orleans in this erotic tale of the supernatural. When zoologists capture a wild panther, Irina is drawn to the cat -- and the zoo curator is drawn to her. Soon, Irina's brother will have to reveal the family secret: that when sexually aroused, they turn into predatory jungle cats.


Scald posted:

Long ago, when I would be making out with a lady, I would get a boner, and for whatever reason, I thought she might be upset about that (I don't know why). So when we were finished with kissing, I would have to leave the room "clever" so she woudln't see it.

What I would do was crawl away on all fours pretending to be a cat. I would even go as far as saying "meow" as I crawled around the corner to fix myself before I went upstairs.....

Another friend of mine apparently use to pretend he was a monkey while jumped around until he was clear out of the room.

Anyone else?

lol

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infernal machines posted:

boy howdy i hope you like malcolm mcdowell, furries, and incest

oh man not Malcolm McDowell!

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Yeet the Police

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First look at live-action Gokushufudo: The Way of the House-husband, I hope it gets decent subs ASAP

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SmokaDustbowl posted:

I have to know what this is because it's absolutely insane

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RbhZU_IF4wI

lol I have not seen it but it's in my queue now :o:

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SmokaDustbowl posted:

NMN have you ever seen the movie Stridulum\The Visitor? put it on your list, it's hosed

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c0vBRdplSps

Been years since I saw it, but it's on my movie server and also on YouTube in its entirety (at 720p no less)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aKT2-m2Vb8w

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lmao I remember this being horrific and realistic when I watched it as a kid and now I look again it's like Lou Reed in No Money Down :o:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XKrY9bnPClA#t=94s

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XiyX70ZqsVQ#t=89s

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I watched a few episodes of Who 4, Tom Baker for nostalgia's sake and I was at least entertained by his mad-eyed acting and the cardboard sets. Best Who (though not a high bar)





^^These guys, the Nimon were great, the poor actors were stuck in some terrible platform shoes and those huge top-heavy costumes.

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lol once again I have a panopticon eye for faces (but a sieve brain for names) hm is that the guy from the Day Today BombDogs bit?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nvfQw8UCDE#t=171s

https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0869895/

:mmmhmm:

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Jonny 290 posted:

the literal cornerstone of protestantism is schism and freaking the gently caress out and starting your own splinter organization when you have the slightest disagreement with management. They're intrinsically unsuited to space travel, which requires large, collaborative projects to be pulled off flawlessly.

otoh if you have Culture-level tech where all the hard stuff is taken care of by the Minds then storming out to start your own religion with X & Y sounds perfectly feasible.

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qirex posted:

y'all know that before the protestants there were continuous, frequently violent schisms in catholicism? for like 1 month in the 15th century there were 3 popes

they just kept popeing up

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I see the 2020 US remake of Utopia is out, anyone watched it? I didn't get far into the UK original but I remember there being a hosed up torture scene early of that I didn't like at all.

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wow I never knew that the best-used piece of music from the original GB was actually only the second half of a song:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=66WxgHIXp6M

also, the first half of it kinda sucks so fair play to the Music Director

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reblogged this list of full movies on YouTube; I'm sure most of them are terrible schlock but if you want an impromptu Best of the Worst evening they should suffice

https://nmpositive.tumblr.com/post/630456963924393984/free-sludge-on-youtube-new-list-for-2020

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Jul 20, 2000
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A. Tchaikovsky's Children of Time is a quid for today, worth a read even at a non-bargain price

https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B00SN93AHU

Other Amazon stores may or may not have this offer

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Jonny 290 posted:

im kind of all over the place these days but here's the latest stack



note that media from that island nation off the coast of china is not included here

Of these thirty films I have watched precisely /checks notes one :o:





ps for the Cyberpunk thread I did not know there was a Nemesis 5 until earlier today :o:

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Powerful Two-Hander posted:

Also I got fined £65 for driving down a controlled zone that didn't used to be there on my way back from the cinema and I'm blaming Nolan for that

Christopher 'NO LANE'

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lol @ the synopsis for today's Kindle bargain

quote:

Eight self-drive cars set on a collision course. Who lives, who dies? You decide.

When someone hacks into the systems of eight self-driving cars, their passengers are set on a fatal collision course.

The passengers are: a TV star, a pregnant young woman, a disabled war hero, an abused wife fleeing her husband, an illegal immigrant, a husband and wife - and parents of two - who are travelling in separate vehicles and a suicidal man. Now the public have to judge who should survive but are the passengers all that they first seem?

https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B0845QTT1S

:tesla:

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Orc Chief: OK lads, who brought these ladders..?

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Busy with Harrow the Ninth, the followup to Gideon the Ninth.

Harrow is probably insane and keeps reading printed messages where all her compatriots see something totally different


:thunkher:

God, the ruler of the universe explains why he can't be in the final battle


:thunk:

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https://www.comingsoon.net/tv/news/1150320-exclusive-godzillas-michael-dougherty-to-direct-nightbreed-series

a Nightbreed tv series? I would at least take a look.

mind I haven't watched the movie in a dogs age so that might be rose tinted sunglasses

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Xaris posted:

hell yeah

i really want to setup maybe a pos/spam movie-watch night every fri (or sat) around midnight for the month of october watching 2spooky movies but i have no idea how to setup a twitch-like system where i can do and stream it with a chat. maybe discord streaming? or can you do a private twitch stream without them cracking down?

I posted about TwoSeven (online video sharing with optional webcam/audio for participants)

https://twoseven.xyz/

a while back, it's a bit Open Source to set up / use but I tested it and it seemed to work OK. You can even play from your Plex app with a bit of tinkering.

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Jul 20, 2000
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lomarf


https://twitter.com/neetcentral/status/1312901427363278848?s=21

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https://twitter.com/isaiah_kb/status/1313307400917651459

lol

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/opens Kindle app on ipad



the gently caress is this please do not gamify my book reading bezos.

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indigi posted:

what in the gently caress

Mel has been warned off any more Jeez films and needs something to occupy the xmas holiday

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BaldDwarfOnPCP posted:

kind of a blade runner feel?

Way back when I was 18 or so I would forego drinking beers some weekend nights to save cash (and also avoid the taxi fare) and drive out to the rock night in the next town over in my beat-up VW Camper van, then roll home at 3am with a bunch of drunk friends in the back. I would always drive back past this:

https://www.google.co.uk/maps/@54.5...56!9m2!1b1!2i23

and it would always spark my imagination, though its been much reduced now it used to be a sky full of tall masts with warning bulbs on the top, big buildings covered in white lights and huge flame stacks burning off into the night - so Blade Runner, I'd think.

Wasn't until years passed that I read that Ridley Scott was a local lad and used to pass by the same way as a young man, and it had totally inspired him.





:allears:

And I'm not the only one

http://skepticalprobe.blogspot.com/2018/01/blade-runner-opening-sequence-circa-1975.html

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YhIxOqv5Cs0

:hmmyes: (straight in my Radarr queue)

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ICE (1994) looks like all -around terrible bullshit but lmao at how to deal with a hostage situation

https://youtu.be/Vh2HmB23obA?t=92

edit: tsk, embedding disabled.

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Jul 20, 2000
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Jabor posted:

and then the writer gets hit by a speeding vehicle

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Things I never expected to see for 800

https://tvline.com/2020/10/14/dexter-revival-showtime-season-9-michael-c-hall/

drat why couldn't it have been more Hannibal :mad:

(I only watched Dexter until the end of the season with Lithgow in, but from what I have read it went downhill)

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"it's never too early to stop reading dune sequels Dexter novels"

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rear end Cube

https://twitter.com/XXL/status/1316470312624680964

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Jul 20, 2000
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Finished The Boys S2, better than the first season by a good amount. well worth a watch and don't let the edgelord comic source put you off, it's gotten rid of the bad and kept the good.

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Powerful Two-Hander posted:

idk who mentioned it but The Mentalist was great and I'm pretty sure everyone was in on the joke and they just threw the ending out because they were tired and had to wrap it up somehow

I think maybe 10% of episodes actually related to the overarching plot and the rest were just jokes

lol every time

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