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ForbiddenSock
May 12, 2020

Would using Nike brand socks for my seed be a cool flex?
Alright goons, I got me a brand new virgin computer that could really use access to the adobe creative suite. However I want to be sure that I do not cripple it with disease while finding an up to date work around to get me that poo poo for a reasonable price (free). How to I improve my pull out game and get my laptops nut off without a trip to planned parent hood?

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Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
:jerkbag:

Mrs. Sexual
Feb 3, 2020
Get banned ?

ForbiddenSock
May 12, 2020

Would using Nike brand socks for my seed be a cool flex?

Mrs. Sexual posted:

Get banned ?

That would be a bad consequence as well I guess.

Fanelien
Nov 23, 2003

Mrs. Sexual posted:

Get banned ?

no u

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

ForbiddenSock posted:

Alright goons, I got me a brand new virgin computer that could really use access to the adobe creative suite. However I want to be sure that I do not cripple it with disease while finding an up to date work around to get me that poo poo for a reasonable price (free). How to I improve my pull out game and get my laptops nut off without a trip to planned parent hood?

try just searching Hot Warez Adobe Creative 0-day and just start clicking

jimmyjams
Jan 10, 2001


King Kong of Megadongs
Gobblin' them mega schlongs
Makin' sure they mega long
Stroke' 'em if they mega strong
fart

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tVQsxLfKPNI

Good soup!
Nov 2, 2010

For the longest time you could download the old rear end CS2 suite from Adobes own website as they disabled the activation tools for it, but right before you could get to it, a big message would pop up with something along the lines of "please do NOT use this as anything other than a backup for a legit CS2 copy, even though we have no way of knowing because we can't verify copies anyway, do not anger the internet police"

Not sure if they finally took it down as I tried looking for it a while back and it seems to have vanished but you might have some luck somewhere else

Mrs. Sexual
Feb 3, 2020

ForbiddenSock posted:

That would be a bad consequence as well I guess.

I hope u find adobe nirvana


I’m good, ty

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

DICKLORD BONE
Aug 27, 2003
FCKGW-RHQQ2-something something I forget the rest

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

Spin up a vm and download it through there

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





Use open source tools instead?

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY


Hey OP
We don't talk about pirating here anymore.

What do you need? There are loads of free/cheap alternatives to Adobe products that don't put you through a load of bullshit.

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

Inzombiac posted:

Hey OP
We don't talk about pirating here anymore.

Can you be cool for like a loving minute

Would it kill you

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


bonzai buddy is pretty dope

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY


ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD posted:

Can you be cool for like a loving minute

Would it kill you

Aw poo poo, I forgot this was GBS

Hey OP, you can get a free copy of PhotoShop IN MY AAAAASSSSS!!!!

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Who cares OP. It's a brand new machine. Download some poo poo, if it's bad, factory reset.

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Also if you can't figure out how to pirate some virus free poo poo, you probably just shouldn't in 2020. :smug:

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

Inzombiac posted:

Aw poo poo, I forgot this was GBS

Hey OP, you can get a free copy of PhotoShop IN MY AAAAASSSSS!!!!

:hmmyes:

ForbiddenSock
May 12, 2020

Would using Nike brand socks for my seed be a cool flex?

Inzombiac posted:

Hey OP
We don't talk about pirating here anymore.

What do you need? There are loads of free/cheap alternatives to Adobe products that don't put you through a load of bullshit.

Hey man I would actually be down with cheap alternatives for premiere and after effects. Not photoshop exactly I cant really deal with Gimp as much.

ForbiddenSock
May 12, 2020

Would using Nike brand socks for my seed be a cool flex?

SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

Also if you can't figure out how to pirate some virus free poo poo, you probably just shouldn't in 2020. :smug:

I don't blame you for thinking that, I just figured it would be best to ask around first before trying it solo. Many hands make less work!

Mrs. Sexual
Feb 3, 2020
I made this black and white in MOLDIV

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
why cant it be easy? like you should be able to just google mastercollection_cs6_ls16 and get the links from the adobe website right in the first result and then you torrent a keygen that you run in sandboxie and follow the instructions in the nfo file
why? why cant it just be easy

but thats why piracy is best left to those elite hackers

Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Dec 22, 2005

GET LOSE, YOU CAN'T COMPARE WITH MY POWERS
It's 2020, just start a gofundme and buy it, that's the new piracy.

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





ForbiddenSock posted:

Hey man I would actually be down with cheap alternatives for premiere and after effects. Not photoshop exactly I cant really deal with Gimp as much.

You could check out Davinci Resolve. I don't do much video editing but I've heard good things about the free version.

Snackula
Aug 1, 2013

hedgefund wizard
Last time I did it it was some situation where you had to block a bunch of IP addresses the CS stuff phones home to and go through a (pretty buried) offline activation option in the installer. They use machine profiles to tie the license to a machine but the keygen just did that too lol.

I'm one of the shmucks actually paying them for the photography subscription and my Lightroom still goes 'HEY YOUR TRIAL IS OVER, GET hosed' at least once a week, although my patchy internet connection probably has something to do with that.

ForbiddenSock
May 12, 2020

Would using Nike brand socks for my seed be a cool flex?

Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:

It's 2020, just start a gofundme and buy it, that's the new piracy.

That's heavy

Chrs
Sep 21, 2015

Here you go mate, you can download it here

https://www.adobe.com/

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005

Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:

It's 2020, just start a gofundme and buy it, that's the new piracy.
you dont simply buy photoshop anymore. it sucks

Fame Douglas
Nov 20, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

Good soup! posted:

For the longest time you could download the old rear end CS2 suite from Adobes own website as they disabled the activation tools for it, but right before you could get to it, a big message would pop up with something along the lines of "please do NOT use this as anything other than a backup for a legit CS2 copy, even though we have no way of knowing because we can't verify copies anyway, do not anger the internet police"

Not sure if they finally took it down as I tried looking for it a while back and it seems to have vanished but you might have some luck somewhere else

They took the links down a while back. I have the files backed up locally as it's pretty handy for my needs, CS2 still works fine on Windows 10.

redm
Feb 20, 2016


Sugartime Jones

Michaelis
Dec 29, 2019

Pawn 17 posted:

You could check out Davinci Resolve. I don't do much video editing but I've heard good things about the free version.

I’ve used this and it’s very nice. Intimidating at first glance but just follow a basic tutorial and you're up and running. Wish it had support for more video formats though, it's kinda picky about what files/codecs it accepts.

Star Me Kitten
Aug 10, 2020

ForbiddenSock posted:

Hey man I would actually be down with cheap alternatives for premiere and after effects. Not photoshop exactly I cant really deal with Gimp as much.

Wait why are you not into gimp?

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit

gary oldmans diary posted:

you dont simply buy photoshop anymore. it sucks

Sort of feel like need to pirate it, just out of principle.

Spaghett
May 2, 2007

Spooked ya...

There's a guy on SA-Mart selling keys on the super cheap.

R.L. Stine
Oct 19, 2007

welcome to dead gay house

ForbiddenSock posted:

virgin computer

amd processors are better than incel now btw

Star Me Kitten
Aug 10, 2020
Hmm I always thought Gimp was ok.

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Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





Gimp is fine for pretty much everything and I'd rather use it than some :filez: version of photoshop.

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