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corgski
Feb 6, 2007

Silly goose, you're here forever.

Hobbies, Crafts, & Houses: Everything, all at once

This is the place to post about home fix-it ideas, building projects, hobbyist stuff (like model building, gardening, crocheting, sewing, woodworking) and so forth. We're really excited to see what goon ingenuity will come up with here!

Hobbies, Crafts, & Houses is a place for people of all skill levels to come seeking advice about their hobbies, crafts, and houses. I know it's tempting to dunk on people who come in here with "dumb questions" or without providing enough information, but please consider that you were once a stupid newbie too. If someone's doing something wrong, tell them why it's wrong. If someone asks the wrong questions, guide them to the right questions. I'll be judging this case-by-case so don't feel like you can't pal around with your friends or dunk on someone who's earned it, but please give people a chance to learn before you go on the offensive.

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  4. Give your threads informative titles and icons! Make it clear whether your thread is a demonstration/how-to, a request for help, a current project, a megathread, or whatever, and if possible, include the kind of project (sewing, wood working, etc.) in the title as well. Vague or lovely thread titles may either be edited or your thread may get gassed.

  5. If you're asking for help for a project or repair, be sure to include in your post sufficient details/diagrams/photos/model names/etc. that people can actually offer useful advice. For some projects, a non-specific idea of your location may be helpful. Insulation needs in northern Europe are different from California, and different plants grow in Australia and Canada.

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Somebody fucked around with this message at 18:59 on Mar 9, 2024

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corgski
Feb 6, 2007

Silly goose, you're here forever.

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This is an unofficial discord, however it is moderated by the same team that moderates this forum. As such, the same rules apply there.

corgski fucked around with this message at 08:42 on Feb 11, 2021

corgski
Feb 6, 2007

Silly goose, you're here forever.

Updated Rule 11 to add: "If you demonstrate a repeated pattern of failing to do the most basic research, you risk probes or worse."

corgski
Feb 6, 2007

Silly goose, you're here forever.

Anyone forumbanned from posting in HCH will be listed in this post.

Somebody fucked around with this message at 17:37 on Apr 6, 2021

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