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Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

Mike was very right about Beckham being shopped with the Giants.

https://twitter.com/MikeFrancesa/status/1305902537313320960
https://twitter.com/MikeFrancesa/status/1305903405920071683

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Pron on VHS
Nov 14, 2005

Blood Clots
Sweat Dries
Bones Heal
Suck it Up and Keep Wrestling

Black Sunshine posted:

The Flippen Group will rue the day they let him go elsewhere.

They should have promoted him then

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



He might not be the problem, but trading him right now would be the definition of selling low.

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/UnselfishLawfulGhostshrimp-mobile.mp4

Henrik Zetterberg
Dec 7, 2007


There's an absolute 0% chance he doesn't kick a game-winning FG as the clock ticks down to 0 to beat the Browns. This is the (Browns) way.

AndrewP
Apr 21, 2010

Kalli posted:

He might not be the problem, but trading him right now would be the definition of selling low.


People might look past one game. Try trading him after a full half-season of this.

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!

The analytics squad never wanted OBJ and I'm surprised it took this long.

sean10mm
Jun 29, 2005

It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, MAD-2R World

Kalli posted:

He might not be the problem, but trading him right now would be the definition of selling low.

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/UnselfishLawfulGhostshrimp-mobile.mp4

OBJ to the Pats for Harry and a Diet Doctor Pepper.

Magicpants
Sep 15, 2011


Certified Poster
OBJ for Allen Robinson straight up

everyone shrugs

Mr. Carrier Pigeon
Aug 22, 2013

Those birds certainly know what they're doin'!

Ches Neckbeard posted:

The analytics squad never wanted OBJ and I'm surprised it took this long.

Doesn't take analytics to figure out Odell has dropped like half the drat passes thrown to him since he came to Cleveland.

Ben Nevis
Jan 20, 2011

Mr. Carrier Pigeon posted:

Doesn't take analytics to figure out Odell has dropped like half the drat passes thrown to him since he came to Cleveland.

It shows a lot about Baker vs Eli though.

Nodoze
Aug 17, 2006

If it's only for a night I can live without you

Ben Nevis posted:

It shows a lot about Baker vs Eli though.

Couldn't drop the passes from Eli since they went 10 feet over his head OOB

seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

FLAWED
INTUITION



Toilet Rascal
https://twitter.com/KySportsRadio/status/1305730228539580416

oof

pasaluki
Feb 27, 2008

THIS WHAGON HAS NO BREAKS! I HAVE THE HEART OF THE BUUFALO the strength OF THE MOUNTAIN, THE FURY OF THE THUNDER AND MY WILL IS UNBREAKABLE! I will not surrender to KNOW ONE

Tits up?

Lifespan
Mar 5, 2002

Kalli posted:

He might not be the problem, but trading him right now would be the definition of selling low.

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/UnselfishLawfulGhostshrimp-mobile.mp4

Look at how he blocks that potential interception. That's the intangibles you can't teach!

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
I’m impressed the Browns ruined OBJ’s career so quickly.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Henrik Zetterberg posted:

There's an absolute 0% chance he doesn't kick a game-winning FG as the clock ticks down to 0 to beat the Browns. This is the (Browns) way.

I dunno it'd be the most Browns/Bengals thing ever if he shanked a kick for Cinci and ended up costing both teams a win in the same week.

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







ODB getting the yips after being outed for a poo poo fetish while playing for the browns.

Magicpants
Sep 15, 2011


Certified Poster
who is the best player in the worst situation? OBJ? Saquon? Leveon? Deshaun Watson?

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


Magicpants posted:

who is the best player in the worst situation? OBJ? Saquon? Leveon? Deshaun Watson?

Saquon probably. The way the Giants were using him last night... yikes.

The others have at least already gotten paid.

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Magicpants posted:

who is the best player in the worst situation? OBJ? Saquon? Leveon? Deshaun Watson?

Panthers could get the number one pick so throw cmc in there.

But I think there’s good reason to think the panthers are moving in the right direction.

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Mega64 posted:

I’m impressed the Browns ruined OBJ’s career so quickly.

it's pretty impressive how they've moved on from leaving QBs as a soulless husk of their former selves to WRs instead

Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

Goodnight Moon

Nap Ghost
The Browns are incapable and run by utter lower dregs of amoebas who are running some kind of art form money laundering scheme or something I don’t know what the gently caress

Paint Crop Pro
Mar 22, 2007

Find someone who values you like Rick Spielman values 7th round picks.



Magicpants posted:

who is the best player in the worst situation? OBJ? Saquon? Leveon? Deshaun Watson?

I gotta give it to Leven.

From probable best RB in the NFL to not even 4 yards a carry.

Adam Gase is a wizard of poo poo.

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo

Gatts posted:

The Browns are incapable and run by utter lower dregs of amoebas who are running some kind of art form money laundering scheme or something I don’t know what the gently caress
Haslam has no business owning them

AndrewP
Apr 21, 2010

Magicpants posted:

who is the best player in the worst situation? OBJ? Saquon? Leveon? Deshaun Watson?

Hard not to say Saquon after watching that horrible run blocking last night.

D-LINK
Oct 1, 2007

I was talking to peachy Peach about kissy Kiss. He bought me a soda.
https://mobile.twitter.com/BaldyNFL/status/1305894383141769216?s=20

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001




haha, that's hilarious. The line of scrimmage instantly becomes the 5 at the snap.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



DVOA rankings (no analysis yet): https://www.footballoutsiders.com/stats/nfl/team-efficiency/2020

Top ten teams include the Jaguars, Football Team, Raiders and.... Vikings

AndrewP
Apr 21, 2010


to quote a famous birder:

PATHETIC!!!

The Puppy Bowl
Jan 31, 2013

A dog, in the house.

*woof*

Football Outsiders posted:

DAVE combines our preseason forecast with games played so far to get a more accurate projection of how teams will play the rest of the season. DAVE is currently 93% preseason forecast and 7% actual performance.


#1 in DAVE, the New England Patriots.

mastershakeman
Oct 28, 2008

by vyelkin

Kalli posted:

DVOA rankings (no analysis yet): https://www.footballoutsiders.com/stats/nfl/team-efficiency/2020

Top ten teams include the Jaguars, Football Team, Raiders and.... Vikings

Chicago and detroit 13/15
Ahead of kc, gb, sf, az

AndrewP
Apr 21, 2010


Holy smokes, -69% defensive DVOA for Washington. It must love sacks.

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
I'm shocked Titans are dead last in Special Teams.

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

mastershakeman posted:

Chicago and detroit 13/15
Ahead of kc, gb, sf, az

Chicago's offensive DVOA is ahead of the Saints and Bucs.

That plus Quick Reads confirms that Mitch Trubisky is a better quarterback than Tom Brady and Drew Brees.

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Kalli posted:

DVOA rankings (no analysis yet): https://www.footballoutsiders.com/stats/nfl/team-efficiency/2020

Top ten teams include the Jaguars, Football Team, Raiders and.... Vikings

:thunk:

Paint Crop Pro
Mar 22, 2007

Find someone who values you like Rick Spielman values 7th round picks.



Kalli posted:

DVOA rankings (no analysis yet): https://www.footballoutsiders.com/stats/nfl/team-efficiency/2020

Top ten teams include the Jaguars, Football Team, Raiders and.... Vikings

Small sample size and DVOA doesn't differentiate Garbage time.

Hence GBs D DVOA being atrocious.

Also the Vikings had really good special teams? (Probably because Colquitt is a stud Punter)

And that is skewing it as well.

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


Statistical analyses aren't going to be meaningful until after Week 3 probably.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



The Puppy Bowl posted:

#1 in DAVE, the New England Patriots.

They're 11th which seems pretty fair to me for a preseason prediction stat?

AndrewP posted:

Holy smokes, -69% defensive DVOA for Washington. It must love sacks.

8 sacks, 2 ints, 3 fumbles is pretty absurd.(ly funny)

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

SKULL.GIF posted:

Statistical analyses aren't going to be meaningful until after Week 3 probably.

why do you hate the jags

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Paint Crop Pro
Mar 22, 2007

Find someone who values you like Rick Spielman values 7th round picks.



SKULL.GIF posted:

Statistical analyses aren't going to be meaningful until after Week 3 probably.

Especially considering no preseason.

Is there dave just using last year?

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