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Qwijib0
Apr 10, 2007

Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?


Fun Shoe

It's time again to celebrate that most important part of Football-- yards on the ground, and award some team a meaningless weekly title.

Can Baltimore dominate again? Will the NFC West continue to ? All this and more will be revealed!

Week 1 Summary:
pre:
Rank 	Team 		Avg 	Last 3 	Last 	Home 	Away 	2019
1 	New England 	217.0 	217.0 	217.0 	217.0 	-- 	105.9
2 	Arizona 	180.0 	180.0 	180.0 	-- 	180.0 	124.4
3 	Kansas City 	166.0 	166.0 	166.0 	166.0 	-- 	101.5
4 	Green Bay 	158.0 	158.0 	158.0 	-- 	158.0 	109.2
5 	LA Chargers 	155.0 	155.0 	155.0 	-- 	155.0 	90.8
6 	LA Rams 	153.0 	153.0 	153.0 	153.0 	-- 	93.7
7 	Chicago 	149.0 	149.0 	149.0 	-- 	149.0 	91.1
8 	Pittsburgh 	141.0 	141.0 	141.0 	-- 	141.0 	90.4
9 	Detroit 	138.0 	138.0 	138.0 	138.0 	-- 	103.1
10 	Cleveland 	138.0 	138.0 	138.0 	-- 	138.0 	118.8
11 	Dallas 		136.0 	136.0 	136.0 	-- 	136.0 	134.6
12 	Minnesota 	134.0 	134.0 	134.0 	134.0 	-- 	127.2
13 	Las Vegas 	133.0 	133.0 	133.0 	-- 	133.0 	118.3
14 	Tennessee 	130.0 	130.0 	130.0 	-- 	130.0 	143.5
15 	Carolina 	128.0 	128.0 	128.0 	128.0 	-- 	113.7
16 	San Francisco 	123.0 	123.0 	123.0 	123.0 	-- 	153.5
17 	Cincinnati 	122.0 	122.0 	122.0 	122.0 	-- 	94.8
18 	Houston 	118.0 	118.0 	118.0 	-- 	118.0 	124.7
19 	Denver 		107.0 	107.0 	107.0 	107.0 	-- 	103.9
20 	Baltimore 	107.0 	107.0 	107.0 	107.0 	-- 	204.8
21 	Buffalo 	98.0 	98.0 	98.0 	98.0 	-- 	130.9
22 	Jacksonville 	91.0 	91.0 	91.0 	91.0 	-- 	106.8
23 	Indianapolis 	88.0 	88.0 	88.0 	-- 	88.0 	133.1
24 	Miami 		87.0 	87.0 	87.0 	-- 	87.0 	72.2
25 	Tampa Bay 	86.0 	86.0 	86.0 	-- 	86.0 	95.1
26 	Seattle 	84.0 	84.0 	84.0 	-- 	84.0 	131.9
27 	New Orleans 	82.0 	82.0 	82.0 	82.0 	-- 	107.9
28 	Washington 	80.0 	80.0 	80.0 	80.0 	-- 	98.9
29 	Atlanta 	72.0 	72.0 	72.0 	72.0 	-- 	85.1
30 	Philadelphia 	57.0 	57.0 	57.0 	-- 	57.0 	121.1
31 	NY Jets 	52.0 	52.0 	52.0 	-- 	52.0 	78.6
32 	NY Giants 	29.0 	29.0 	29.0 	29.0 	-- 	105.3
and by Division

pre:
NFCW	135.0
NFCN	133.0
AFCN	127.0
NFCS	125.8
AFCW	120.0
AFCS	106.8
AFCE	98.5
NFCE	88.8
With 2.2 rushes for every pass attempt, the patriots also had the largest run/pass ratio.

Winners
Week 1: Patriots

Qwijib0 fucked around with this message at 23:32 on Sep 18, 2020

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OxySnake
Mar 22, 2007

We must accept finite disappointment, but never lose infinite hope.


Though its against the Phins I think we gotta give it to the Pats for breaking 200 yards.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001




Cam will probably die if he keeps that pace up, which they'll need to have, because your QB rushing for 75 yards as 5 other guys run for 25 each is probably not sustainable.

MakaVillian
Aug 15, 2003

Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.


College Slice

Gotta give it to the Pats before Cam explodes into a million pieces if they keep running him like that

Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Laser Rocket Arm


What's the run/pass ratios look like?

Magicpants
Sep 15, 2011



everyone knows that the teams that run the most win the most, ergo the Pats just won the Super Bowl, better luck next year suckers

Qwijib0
Apr 10, 2007

Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?


Fun Shoe

Athanatos posted:

What's the run/pass ratios look like?

This is percent pass, so lower is better

pre:
32 	New England 	33.33% 	
31 	LA Rams 	44.44% 	
30 	LA Chargers 	45.07% 	
29 	Baltimore 	48.28% 	
28 	New Orleans 	48.48% 	
27 	Washington 	48.57% 	
26 	Las Vegas 	49.18% 	
25 	Kansas City 	49.25% 	
24 	Jacksonville 	51.06% 	
23 	Pittsburgh 	53.12% 	
22 	Miami 		53.45% 	
20 	Arizona 	53.85% 	
21 	Carolina 	53.85% 	
19 	Minnesota 	55.10% 	
18 	Denver 		55.93% 	
17 	Tennessee 	56.41% 	
16 	Chicago 	56.92% 	
15 	Green Bay 	57.89% 	
14 	Cincinnati 	58.21% 	
13 	San Francisco 	59.02% 	
12 	Detroit 	59.72% 	
11 	Tampa Bay 	60.00% 	
10 	Cleveland 	60.29% 	
9 	Buffalo 	60.49% 	
8 	Dallas 		60.87% 	
7 	Houston 	62.07% 	
6 	Seattle 	65.52% 	
5 	Indianapolis 	68.12% 	
4 	NY Giants 	68.75% 	
3 	NY Jets 	71.70% 	
2 	Atlanta 	72.73% 	
1 	Philadelphia 	74.63% 	

OxySnake
Mar 22, 2007

We must accept finite disappointment, but never lose infinite hope.


Magicpants posted:

everyone knows that the teams that run the most win the most, ergo the Pats just won the Super Bowl, better luck next year suckers

Vikings actually won the Superbowl week 1 of 2019. (27.7% Pass)

Don't let the deep state lie to you.

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007


It's taken 14 years but the chargers are evolving back into a running team

Bob Socko
Feb 20, 2001

Seahawks Legend Luke Willson




Lipstick Apathy

Seattle is finally letting Russ cook, but at what cost? At what cost?

Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Laser Rocket Arm


Here is last years thread: https://forums.somethingawful.com/s...hreadid=3898296

Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Laser Rocket Arm


I vote the Pats for week 1 champs. Only 19 passing attempts to 42 runs.



And I hate it.

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008



The Chargers

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008




Toilet Rascal

Voting Giants for proving that not rushing makes you the stupidest.

Play
Apr 25, 2006

So I roll with a rolling thunder
And I howl with the howling wind
And I drift downstream for as long as it takes
To get up and around the bend

Rams deserve credit for getting to 153 yards and 5th on the list while averaging 3.8 yards per carry. That's bullheaded dedication to the run. And that 3.8 is actually inflated by a Robert Woods reverse that went for 14, Cam Akers averaged 2.8 yards on 14 carries.

So yeah, I'll vote Rams. For the run giveth and the run taketh away, but the true believer who has faith will be welcomed into the kingdom of heaven




also

Bob Socko posted:

Seattle is finally letting Russ cook, but at what cost? At what cost?

Shinji2015
Aug 31, 2007
Keen on the hygiene and on the mission like a super technician.

Hell, I'll give it to New England just because it's nice to see Cam win a game again

AndrewP
Apr 21, 2010

Ball Hard Enough.


Baltimore does not have the offensive line to win this award again unfortunately

CannonFodder
Jan 26, 2001



Passion’s Wrench

Athanatos posted:

I vote the Pats for week 1 champs. Only 19 passing attempts to 42 runs.



And I hate it.
You're voting for the Cam Newton Pats and not the Brady Pats if it's any better.

Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Laser Rocket Arm


CannonFodder posted:

You're voting for the Cam Newton Pats and not the Brady Pats if it's any better.

I'm voting for the 2.2 ratio and over 40 attempts. Cam is just caught up in the whirlwind and the Patriots are benefactors.

kalensc
Sep 10, 2003

Unexpected benefit: I'm having much more fun now.

Really.


Voting Pittsburgh for three reasons:

1) Were bottom-5 last year but rebounded in Week 1 this year;

2) Starting RB went out with injury and backup stepped up admirably;

3) Every time the Steelers run it must make Ben seethe, and I approve.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001




Word of Muth is about the Pats oline from this week if you want a bunch of o-line pornography:

https://www.footballoutsiders.com/w...h-cam-unleashed

Look at this beauty, 7 offensive linemen, just an incredible wall of rear end between the hash marks.

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/Satisfied...nian-mobile.mp4

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008



everyone who faces the cincinnati bengals

Qwijib0
Apr 10, 2007

Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?


Fun Shoe

Patriots - Qwijib0 , OxySnake, MakaVillian, Magicpants, Athanatos, Shinji2015
Chargers - Cavauro
Giants - Elephanthead
Rams - Play
Steelers - kalensc

Congratulations the New England Cam Newtons.

Qwijib0
Apr 10, 2007

Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?


Fun Shoe

Week 2 (sorted by yards this week)

pre:
Rank 	Team 		Avg 	Last 3 	Last 	Home 	Away 	2019
1 	Green Bay 	208.5 	208.5 	259.0 	259.0 	158.0 	109.2
4 	Baltimore 	170.5 	170.5 	230.0 	111.0 	230.0 	204.8
2 	Cleveland 	176.5 	176.5 	215.0 	215.0 	138.0 	118.8
3 	LA Rams 	172.0 	172.0 	191.0 	153.0 	191.0 	93.7
6 	LA Chargers 	169.0 	169.0 	183.0 	183.0 	155.0 	90.8
7 	San Francisco 	152.5 	152.5 	182.0 	123.0 	182.0 	153.5
12 	Jacksonville 	128.0 	128.0 	165.0 	91.0 	165.0 	106.8
5 	Arizona 	170.0 	170.0 	160.0 	160.0 	180.0 	124.4
17 	Seattle 	119.0 	119.0 	154.0 	154.0 	84.0 	131.9
16 	Indianapolis 	119.5 	119.5 	151.0 	151.0 	88.0 	133.1
10 	Chicago 	142.0 	142.0 	135.0 	135.0 	149.0 	91.1
8 	Kansas City 	145.5 	145.5 	125.0 	166.0 	125.0 	101.5
11 	Dallas 	 	130.5 	130.5 	125.0 	125.0 	136.0 	134.6
13 	Tennessee 	126.5 	126.5 	123.0 	123.0 	130.0 	143.5
23 	Tampa Bay 	104.0 	104.0 	122.0 	122.0 	86.0 	95.1
29 	Philadelphia 	89.0 	89.0 	121.0 	121.0 	57.0 	121.1
24 	Washington 	98.5 	98.5 	117.0 	80.0 	117.0 	98.9
15 	Las Vegas 	124.5 	124.5 	116.0 	116.0 	133.0 	118.3
28 	Atlanta 	92.5 	92.5 	113.0 	72.0 	113.0 	85.1
25 	New Orleans 	97.0 	97.0 	112.0 	82.0 	112.0 	107.9
22 	Buffalo 	104.5 	104.5 	111.0 	98.0 	111.0 	130.9
14 	Pittsburgh 	125.0 	125.0 	109.0 	109.0 	141.0 	90.4
21 	Denver 	 	105.5 	105.5 	104.0 	107.0 	104.0 	103.9
31 	NY Jets 	78.0 	78.0 	104.0 	104.0 	52.0 	78.6
27 	Miami 	 	93.0 	93.0 	99.0 	99.0 	87.0 	72.2
18 	Detroit 	113.5 	113.5 	89.0 	138.0 	89.0 	103.1
19 	Carolina 	108.0 	108.0 	87.0 	129.0 	87.0 	113.7
20 	Minnesota 	107.0 	107.0 	80.0 	134.0 	80.0 	127.2
32 	NY Giants 	52.0 	52.0 	75.0 	29.0 	75.0 	105.3
26 	Cincinnati 	95.0 	95.0 	68.0 	122.0 	68.0 	94.8
9 	New England 	142.0 	142.0 	67.0 	217.0 	67.0 	105.9
30 	Houston 	84.5 	84.5 	51.0 	51.0 	118.0 	124.7
By Division (season average)

pre:
		Trend (%)
NFCW	153.4	 ⬆️ 11.98
AFCN	141.8	 ⬆️ 10.406
NFCN	139.3	 ⬆️ 4.488
AFCW	124.5	 ⬆️ 3.614
AFCS	114.6	 ⬆️ 6.87
NFCS	111.6	 ⬇️ 12.654
NFCE	103.8	 ⬆️ 14.458
AFCE	97.0	 ⬇️ 1.546
Top 10 Teams by Rushing Play Selection

pre:
1	Cleveland	60.34%
2	Indianapolis	59.70%
3	LA Rams	 	58.21%
4	Tennessee	57.63%
5	Baltimore	56.92%
6	LA Chargers	55.70%
7	Green Bay	53.03%
8	Seattle	 	50.00%
9	Chicago	 	50.00%
10	San Francisco	49.15%

Qwijib0
Apr 10, 2007

Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?


Fun Shoe

also this run last night

https://twitter.com/thecomeback/sta...244503086526464

japtor
Oct 28, 2005
WELL ARNT I JUST MR. LA DE FUCKEN DA. oh yea and i suck cocks too


I liked this one myself:

https://twitter.com/Raiders/status/...8122592256?s=20

One thing Iím wondering about (or forgot since last season), how does the thread feel about passing TDs that were predicated on establishing the run? The Raiders had two of those last night near the goal line. Cowardly abandonment of the run, or just taking full advantage of the offensive opportunities when the run has been established?

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Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005



Look at all this porn

https://twitter.com/BaldyNFL/status...1186335744?s=20

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