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I found a cool recipe that uses the oil leftover from cooking chorizo as part of the oil for making the mayo component. If it turns out nicely I'm going to use the leftover chorizomayo on blts.
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Sep 21, 2020 18:31
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Frank Frank posted:The only acceptable use for mayo is post-Thanksgiving turkey sandwiches. There's no BLT without mayo. No caesar dressing either.
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Sep 21, 2020 18:56
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an open face piece of sourdough, home made mayo, and then some ripe tomatoes topped with salt n pep
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Sep 21, 2020 19:25
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Slaov-G2H20
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Sep 21, 2020 19:33
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This is what people think the average American is like
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Sep 21, 2020 19:35
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poverty goat posted:There's no BLT without mayo
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Sep 21, 2020 19:56
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Horseradish sauce is the superior BLT/club sandwich condiment (but it’s still almost entirely mayo)
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numberoneposter posted:an open face piece of sourdough, home made mayo, and then some ripe tomatoes topped with salt n pep heck ya
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Sep 21, 2020 20:12
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numberoneposter posted:an open face piece of sourdough, home made mayo, and then some ripe tomatoes topped with salt n pep Add country ham and this is my grandmother's signature sandwich which sustained me on many an afternoon after school when I'd otherwise have starved to death
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I am proud of you all for making this thread a thing of mayolicious beauty. GBS fighting the But I must confess, a goon threw a brick through my window last night and wrapped around that brick was a very good point, written entirely in blue crayon. "MAYO AIN'T WORTH poo poo IN CHILI" I must admit, this unidentified goon driving a 2007 Miata with license plate ISTP4G04TCX has a very valid concern here. I cannot put mayonnaise in chili without an army of Texan luchador impersonators justifiably suplexing me through my collection of foldable TV dinner tray-stands. Hot sauce: Well worth it for chili, and you can mock mayonnaise when applied to chili without fear of being considered faux-woke. I'll add it to our list of upcoming constitutional amendments.
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Sep 21, 2020 20:59
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how would you know? you ever tried mayo in your chili?
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wait mayo in the pot while you cook chili?? I could see maybe sour cream as a topping to your bowl you’re about to eat
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TheAardvark posted:how would you know? you ever tried mayo in your chili? 
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Sep 21, 2020 22:40
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Sure love to eat some beet borscht with mayo 
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Sep 21, 2020 22:41
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poverty goat posted:There's no BLT without mayo. No caesar dressing either. are we being trolled here
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Greg12 posted:are we being trolled here I looked this up and apparently a lot of people make Caesar dressing with mayo.
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:I looked this up and apparently a lot of people make Caesar dressing with mayo. if you eat any creamy white american salad dressings but are anti-mayo I have some bad news for you: you've been eating mayo your whole life. Every salad. Every hot wing. Probably even some tacos. Some madmen even put it in chocolate cake, and it's loving delicious. poverty goat fucked around with this message at 01:43 on Sep 22, 2020 |
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poverty goat posted:if you eat any creamy white american salad dressings but are anti-mayo I have some bad news for you: you've been eating mayo your whole life. Every salad. Every hot wing. Probably even some tacos. Some madmen even put it in chocolate cake, and it's loving delicious. I’m not really “anti-mayo” but I don’t like ranch and most white creamy dressings. I just prefer the taste and texture of vinaigrettes. I will use mayo occasionally as a pre-coat for breading and pan-frying chicken breasts rather than flour and egg.
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:I looked this up and apparently a lot of people make Caesar dressing with mayo. I was perplexed by the Caeser dressing thing too but it makes sense. Caeser dressing includes egg, oil, and acid so by just putting in mayo I guess you can save yourself a few steps.
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Sep 22, 2020 02:30
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Greg12 posted:are we being trolled here The oil/egg yolk emulsion used in caesar dressing is pretty much mayo. I'm sorry you had to find out this way.
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Sep 22, 2020 02:30
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poverty goat posted:Every hot wing. I really don’t get the appeal of dipping hot wings in creamy dressing. The wing sauce is delicious, why would I want to cover that up?
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Sep 22, 2020 02:33
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Ugly In The Morning posted:I really don’t get the appeal of dipping hot wings in creamy dressing. The wing sauce is delicious, why would I want to cover that up?
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Guildenstern Mother posted:The oil/egg yolk emulsion used in caesar dressing is pretty much mayo. I'm sorry you had to find out this way. Lotta people forget about the anchovies too. It’s apparently a very mysterious dressing and when people picture the ingredients it’s just a thought bubble with a huge question mark.
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Sep 22, 2020 05:12
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I’ve really upped my veganaise intake since this thread started.
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Sep 22, 2020 05:30
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Put a light coating of mayo on your steaks before you sear them.
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Sep 22, 2020 05:33
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Dang It Bhabhi! posted:Put a light coating of mayo on your steaks before you sear them. similar trick but if you're toastin' a sandwhich scraping a thin rear end layer of mayo on the outside of the bread makes it super rich and crunchy good.
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Sep 22, 2020 07:54
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spread a light layer of mayonnaise between your inner thighs on hot days to avoid the dreaded "baboon rear end"
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Sep 22, 2020 07:59
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A thin layer of mayonnaise after a shower is the perfect way to moisturize and especially great in the winter, against the cold.
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Sep 22, 2020 09:31
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Slick a nice dollop of mayonnaise into your ponytail before your next job interview for a "wet" look that just screams success.
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Ugly In The Morning posted:I really don’t get the appeal of dipping hot wings in creamy dressing. The wing sauce is delicious, why would I want to cover that up? That's right, the blue cheese dressing is strictly for the celery. Look at that groove on a celery stick then at the average size of the blue cheese chunks - that's not coincidence!
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Sep 22, 2020 12:38
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just finished a two-week mayo cleanse and i've never felt so eggy
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Mayo makes a wonderful beard and pube balm
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Sep 22, 2020 13:35
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Big Beef City posted:Mayo makes a wonderful beard and pube balm 
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The_Continental posted:Slick a nice dollop of mayonnaise into your ponytail before your next job interview for a "wet" look that just screams success. What if one is bald, sir?
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Waterbed Wendy posted:What if one is bald, sir? Then YA DONT DESERVE TO WORK HERE PAL. WORLD NEEDS PLENNY OF BALD BARTENDERS.
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Speaking of mayonnaise, I learned to make deviled eggs on Saturday, and it was so easy & delicious that I kind of want to try experimenting with a bunch of different mayonnaises.
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YeahTubaMike posted:Speaking of mayonnaise, I learned to make deviled eggs on Saturday, and it was so easy & delicious that I kind of want to try experimenting with a bunch of different mayonnaises. Make japanese demon eggs. Use japanese mayo, eggs from a cursed chicken, spring onion, pickled ginger, and hot mustard. It's going to be good.
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Waterbed Wendy posted:What if one is bald, sir? Use it instead of waxing your head. You do wax it after you shave it with a straight razor right?
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