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magic cactus

We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation


Hume being forced to restructure his view of causality after his casually slapping my girl on the rear end at the faculty wine mixer directly causes him to get his rear end kicked.




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magic cactus

We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation


murderer in an interrogation room:

M: So you see, using Kripke's possible world semantics we can prove that there is a world where didn't murder my girlfriend.

Philosopher Cop: Yes but epistemically speaking, the only world that matters is the one that obtained, and in this current world, you did in fact murder her.

M: ...

Cop:




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magic cactus

We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation


philosopher cop spends three hours discussing who is really the "good" cop with his partner, criminal confesses so they'd just shut the gently caress up already.




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magic cactus

We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation


owlhawk911 posted:

i like to think a philosopher cop would relatively quickly come to the realization that they needed to change careers

they would, then they'd find an equally justifiable argument to stay employed as a "thought exercise"




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magic cactus

We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation


Plato advocating for the removal of reading and writing to hide the fact he's lliterate




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magic cactus

We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation


Macnult posted:

“hell is other people”

we get it dude like spare us the walls of text about how ‘introverted’ are or w/e

lmao




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magic cactus

We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation


Nietzsche getting syphilis but still dying a virgin is the ultimate self-own




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magic cactus

We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation


Heraclitus: No man steps in the same river twi-

*me crossing over to the riverbank*: sorry what was that? left my hearing aid on the other side.




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magic cactus

We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation


Prof. Crocodile posted:

crap now I myself am a philosopher, and therefore by extension not actually smart.

need a version of that's a dude writing on a chalkboard specifically for this post.




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