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Khanstant


know i'm a few years late to the party but excited to see what everyone's been raving about

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nut


ah poo poo this one is multiplayer

https://i.imgur.com/nKtUXWf.mp4


god bless the dca, manu, loov, blaiser, and chooby

nut


1 man 2 controllers wireless gloryhole speed run at AGDQ

https://i.imgur.com/nKtUXWf.mp4


god bless the dca, manu, loov, blaiser, and chooby

Prof. Crocodile

This picture, found by typing "random image" into Google, is a more accurate representation of who I am than anything I would have consciously chosen.


feverishly flipping through the instruction manual, looking for instructions on how to pair my wireless gloryhole with my dick sucking trolley robot


thank you to vanisher for the awesome back-to-school sig!

Macnult


thanks to digital edging iíll never complain about lag again


sig by prof. crocodile

Khanstant


keep getting a popup saying my connection is unsafe, this sucks

Rags to Liches

future skeleton soldier

Khanstant posted:

keep getting a popup saying my connection is unsafe, this sucks

better invest in a VPN

(virtual prophylactic network)

FutonForensic


the wireless gloryhole, or "smarthole,"

Barking Gecko

Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."

Tired: The Internet of things

Wired: The Internet of holes

nut


tool assisted speedrun

https://i.imgur.com/nKtUXWf.mp4


god bless the dca, manu, loov, blaiser, and chooby

Macnult


FutonForensic posted:

the wireless gloryhole, or "smarthole,"


sig by prof. crocodile

Khanstant


jfc thing should have come with protective goggles -- do NOT stare directly into the hole up close

prepuce repurposed

felt cute, might delete later



Holes Magazine™ says it's the best new innovation since the vacuum cleaner

RandomFerret

WHAT IS A JUGGALO?
A HULKAMANIAC

HE POWERBOMBS MOTHERFUCKERS INTO THUMBTACKS

something about trojans (edit this later)

Bacon Taco

Now with extra narwhal meat!
HAIKOOLIGAN

nut posted:

tool assisted speedrun

I'm pretty sure I can beat all you guys on a speedrun.



Khanstant


kind of an embarrassing question but what am i supposed to do with my hands when the thing is on ?

FutonForensic


Khanstant posted:

kind of an embarrassing question but what am i supposed to do with my hands when the thing is on ?

Great question. The Wireless Gloryhole gives you all the time and free hands you need to:

  • Catch up on work emails
  • Have a Cold One while watching the Big Game
  • Clap
  • Pretend you know sign language
  • Clap

nut


you didn't get the controllers?

https://i.imgur.com/nKtUXWf.mp4


god bless the dca, manu, loov, blaiser, and chooby

Zurtilik

Biggest Idiot in Azeroth


I called my wife "my wireless gloryhole" and now Im sleeping on my parents couch.

One time I had a teacher who said he didn't need porn because he has his own personal porn machine at home. This was in reference to his wife. I feel like he meant well, but woo, that's some poor optics.

nut


i too have a personal porn machine at home i built it out of a raspberry pi and a nintendo 64 with the hey you pickachu controller microphone

https://i.imgur.com/nKtUXWf.mp4


god bless the dca, manu, loov, blaiser, and chooby

FutonForensic


you put ubuntu on your PPM? smdh

nut


Iíve still been using the MK. I model *holds up a cd-rom*

https://i.imgur.com/nKtUXWf.mp4


god bless the dca, manu, loov, blaiser, and chooby

Khanstant


FutonForensic posted:

you put ubuntu on your PPM? smdh

idk who ubuntu is but my PPM has been fluctuating all week but this weekend will be the real time to get a peak measurement

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FutonForensic


these PPM readings... the hole is becoming sentient

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