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karmicknight
Aug 21, 2011



https://twitter.com/AEWrestling/sta...306867736514562
Will Hobbs is All Elite.

Celebrate, big man Will Hobbs has gotten the graphic ahead of Dynamite. Hopefully that means they've got something for him on Dynamite.

https://twitter.com/AEWrestling/sta...277161595219971
AEW World Champion Jon Moxley Appearing

https://twitter.com/AEWrestling/sta...262228304310273
Hangman Adam Page vs. Frankie Kazarian

https://twitter.com/AEWrestling/sta...246938740883456
NWA World Women's Championship: Thunder Rosa vs. Ivelisse

https://twitter.com/AEWrestling/sta...216691261677568
The #1 Contender for the AEW World Championship “The Murderhawk Monster” Lance Archer interview

https://twitter.com/AEWrestling/sta...065557402324993
Inner Circle (Chris Jericho and Jake Hager) vs. Private Party (w/ Matt Hardy)

https://twitter.com/AEWrestling/sta...050546080591875
F(ucked up) T(itle) R(eign) (w/ Tully Blanchard) vs. Jurassic Express (w/ Marko Stunt)

https://twitter.com/AEWrestling/sta...035478383259649
Kip Sabina, Miro, and Penelope Ford will speak.

https://twitter.com/AEWrestling/sta...171388722647041
PARKING LOT FIGHT: Santana and Ortiz vs. Best Friends

YOUR MAIN EVENT OF THE EVENING

You're TNT Pre-Dynamite movie is The Accountant starting at 5:30.
You https://www.twitch.tv/drkarmicknight WWF 1997 play time is at the very start of my descent into madness as I book a round robin tournament, starting at 5:00.





Frog Elite Wrestling Roster (credit Lamuella)


https://i.imgur.com/Wi0urKB.mp4
#JoinDarkOrder

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Jordan7hm
Feb 17, 2011

MENS REA? LOL MORE LIKE CHRIS REA AM I RITE





Lipstick Apathy

I’m excited to watch live again today!

ARMBAR A COP
Nov 24, 2007

HURRAH! ANOTHER YEAR, SURELY THIS ONE WILL BE BETTER THAN THE LAST; THE INEXORABLE MARCH OF PROGRESS WILL LEAD US ALL TO HAPPINESS


JUNGLE BOY
Sep 22, 2019





aew

Pinwiz11
Jan 26, 2009

I'm becom-, I'm becom-,
I'm becoming
Tana in, Tana in my mind.



1. WILL HOBBS
2. PARKING LOT FIGHT
3. How crop top-ish will Kip's crop top be?

ShallNoiseUpon
Sep 10, 2010




Grimey Drawer

oh but seriously I
Sep 26, 2019

Do you ever wonder if there are other planets out there
(source)

Pinwiz11 posted:

3. How crop top-ish will Kip's crop top be?

a strip of masking tape with his twitch name sharpied on

edit:

Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!



Congrats to Will Hobbs

ARMBAR A COP
Nov 24, 2007

HURRAH! ANOTHER YEAR, SURELY THIS ONE WILL BE BETTER THAN THE LAST; THE INEXORABLE MARCH OF PROGRESS WILL LEAD US ALL TO HAPPINESS


Where's Megabyte Ronnie

rantmo
Jul 30, 2003

A smile better suits a hero




ARMBAR A COP posted:

Where's Megabyte Ronnie

Catering.

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008



i am sleepy from eating meat

Pinwiz11
Jan 26, 2009

I'm becom-, I'm becom-,
I'm becoming
Tana in, Tana in my mind.



rantmo posted:

Catering.



Cavauro posted:

i am sleepy from eating meat

So is Ronnie!

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008



please don't talk about that guy so much in case he's a really bad person. if you refuse my request, please don't quote me and talk about him in the same post. if you refuse my request, okay.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


I'm gonna watch Dynamite tonight, on Wednesday

Hell. Yeah.

Lead Pipe Cinch
Mar 10, 2003

Heavy Metal Bakesale




I love that they’re calling the main event a “Parking Lot Fight” instead of falls count anywhere or anything like that.

Gumball Gumption
Jan 7, 2012

GET BACK UP

Lead Pipe Cinch posted:

I love that they’re calling the main event a “Parking Lot Fight” instead of falls count anywhere or anything like that.

They don't count anywhere. They only count in the parking lot. Try to pin a guy in the ring? No way, take it to the lot.

ShallNoiseUpon
Sep 10, 2010




Grimey Drawer

I gotta fry up some pierogi before Dynamite starts

oh but seriously I
Sep 26, 2019

Do you ever wonder if there are other planets out there
(source)

Lead Pipe Cinch posted:

I love that they’re calling the main event a “Parking Lot Fight” instead of falls count anywhere or anything like that.

Coward Tony desperately counterprogramming RAW Underground

Lead Pipe Cinch
Mar 10, 2003

Heavy Metal Bakesale




Maybe the rules on saying the S-word on TNT will be relaxed in the parking lot.

CobiWann
Oct 21, 2009

Have fun!


There's a Heavy Metal Parking Lot joke in here somewhere, but I can't find it.

ARMBAR A COP
Nov 24, 2007

HURRAH! ANOTHER YEAR, SURELY THIS ONE WILL BE BETTER THAN THE LAST; THE INEXORABLE MARCH OF PROGRESS WILL LEAD US ALL TO HAPPINESS


I barely remember the Eddie/Cena one.


Have there been any others?

oh but seriously I
Sep 26, 2019

Do you ever wonder if there are other planets out there
(source)

ARMBAR A COP posted:

I barely remember the Eddie/Cena one.


Have there been any others?

Regal powerdrove Finlay (née The Belfast Brawler) on a car once. it owned

JOHN CENA
Oct 20, 2006


steve blackman and ken shamrock

oh but seriously I
Sep 26, 2019

Do you ever wonder if there are other planets out there
(source)

Ken Shamrock car park fought... it was Severn or Blackman

oh but seriously I
Sep 26, 2019

Do you ever wonder if there are other planets out there
(source)

JOHN CENA posted:

steve blackman and ken shamrock

my dude

CombineThresher
Apr 10, 2006

GIT R DONNE


Chuck Taylor fought Ultramantis Black on a playground once and it owned.

ARMBAR A COP
Nov 24, 2007

HURRAH! ANOTHER YEAR, SURELY THIS ONE WILL BE BETTER THAN THE LAST; THE INEXORABLE MARCH OF PROGRESS WILL LEAD US ALL TO HAPPINESS


CombineThresher posted:

Chuck Taylor fought Ultramantis Black on a playground once and it owned.

I said parking lot, nerd.

ShallNoiseUpon
Sep 10, 2010




Grimey Drawer

ARMBAR A COP posted:

I barely remember the Eddie/Cena one.


Have there been any others?


Goldust vs Roddy Piper Wrestlemania 12 was a Hollywood Backlot Brawl which is essentially a parking lot.

Lead Pipe Cinch
Mar 10, 2003

Heavy Metal Bakesale




These are all “parking lot brawls.” Tonight is a “parking lot fight.”

ARMBAR A COP
Nov 24, 2007

HURRAH! ANOTHER YEAR, SURELY THIS ONE WILL BE BETTER THAN THE LAST; THE INEXORABLE MARCH OF PROGRESS WILL LEAD US ALL TO HAPPINESS


I have been owned.

Pinwiz11
Jan 26, 2009

I'm becom-, I'm becom-,
I'm becoming
Tana in, Tana in my mind.



Lead Pipe Cinch posted:

These are all “parking lot brawls.” Tonight is a “parking lot fight.”

How about a "valet scuffle"?

bartok
May 10, 2006

hey!
hey!
it's me kane!
hello!


AEW is where the big boys play

Waffleopolis
Apr 24, 2005

Now....face the fury of the Phoenix Force!

AEW has regular rear end cameras

oh but seriously I
Sep 26, 2019

Do you ever wonder if there are other planets out there
(source)

brawl is a synonym for fight

oh but seriously I
Sep 26, 2019

Do you ever wonder if there are other planets out there
(source)

AEW should have a Dictionary Corner like Countdown

CombineThresher
Apr 10, 2006

GIT R DONNE


ARMBAR A COP posted:

I said parking lot, nerd.

Playgrounds are parking lots for children, change my mind.

is pepsi ok
Oct 23, 2002



WILL "POWER" HOBBS

Waffleopolis
Apr 24, 2005

Now....face the fury of the Phoenix Force!

AEW: We will shoot John Lithgow in the head. For you.

Lead Pipe Cinch
Mar 10, 2003

Heavy Metal Bakesale




https://twitter.com/swoleworld/stat...2988893185?s=21

Swole is the best.

oh but seriously I posted:

brawl is a synonym for fight

And I specifically enjoy that they’re going out of their way to call it a fight rather than the usual wrestling word “brawl.”

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oh but seriously I
Sep 26, 2019

Do you ever wonder if there are other planets out there
(source)

hmm... swole is the best

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