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FTR vs Dinosaur Express 1 0.89%
Kaz vs Hangman 3 2.68%
Ivelisse vs Rosa 1 0.89%
THE PARKING LOT FIGHT 107 95.54%
Total: 112 votes
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MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

Fundamentals as sound as the WNBA


https://twitter.com/FightfulWrestle...414654026117122

AEW DARK MATCHES NEED TO BE SPOILER TAGGED IN THIS THREAD
They can be openly discussed without spoiler tags in the spoiler thread if you wish
___________________________


AEW Dynamite for 9/16 mostly via FWOnline.com

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FTR (w/Tully Blanchard) defeated Jurassic Express

Excellent action in this opener and a finish straight out of a Demolition match in 1988.

Jungle Boy and Dax kicked things off and traded hip tosses. Luchasaurus and Cash entered. Cash tried to distract the referee. Luchasaurus overcame the distraction. Jurassic Express hit some tandem offense. Jungle Boy hit a senton off Luchasaurus's back.

Cash and Jungle Boy ended up the legal men. Cash cut Jungle Boy off with a powerslam. FTR isolated Jungle Boy and worked him over.

Luchasaurus got a hot tag and ran wild with pump kicks. He connected with a standing moonsault for a near fall. Jungle Boy blind tagged in. Luchasaurus hit a tail whip on Dax and Jungle Boy covered for a two count.

FTR gave Jungle Boy about a million different near falls off a variety of cradles. Jungle Boy hit a high cross. Dax rolled through and held the tights but Jungle Boy reversed into another two count.

Jungle Boy and Dax traded strikes as Cash and Luchasaurus brawled to the floor. Jungle Boy got yet another near fall after an inside cradle.

Cash launched Luchasaurus over the barricade. Jungle Boy hit a tope suicida to Cash.

For the finish, Jungle Boy tried a sunset flip near the ropes. Cash and Blanchard flipped Dax over, reversing the cradle. Dax pinned Jungle Boy.

**********

Jim Ross, Tony Schiavone and Excalibur previewed the rest of the show.

**********

To the back --

Alex Marvez approached a fallen Matt Hardy. Hardy was laid out selling his left knee. Private Party said they were about to talk strategy for their match with Hager and Jericho when they found Matt.

Jericho and Hager entered. They mocked Hardy and Jericho was carrying Floyd the baseball bat. The clear implication was that it was Jericho who attacked Hardy.

**********

Kenny Omega joined the commentary desk for the next match.

Schiavone said that Omega had been offered a chance to make the match a tag match but he refused. Omega said he's a singles competitor now.

Hangman Page defeated Frankie Kazarian

This was another good match.

They opened with a striking exchange. They had a loud chop battle. Hangman hit a springboard clothesline and a plancha. Page was firmly in control before an ad break.

Kazarian worked Page over during the commercials, including hitting his leg slice in the ropes. Kazarian fought for a fisherman's suplex forever but Page kept blocking. Kazarian finally hit the move for a two count.

Kazarian grabbed a front facelock. They traded clotheslines. Page blocked a swing DDT and hit a fall-away slam and a standing shooting star for a near fall.

Kazarian blocked a springboard clothesline and hit a slingshot DDT for a two count. Each guy fought for a backslide. Kazarian reversed a backslide attempt into an unprettier for a two count.

Page hit a sliding lariat and a DVD for a two count. Page teased a Buckshot. Kazarian countered into a slingshot cutter for a two count.

Kazarian tried a springboard attack. Page blocked and hit a Liger bomb for a two count. Kazarian avoided another Buckshot attempt. Kazarian avoided a moonsault off the apron and hit a right hand. Page hit a clothesline on the floor.

Kazarian climbed back inside. Page was on the apron. They traded strikes. Kazarian tried another leg slice in the ropes but Page blocked, shoved Kazarian off and hit a Buckshot Lariat for the pin.

**********

Omega left the commentary desk without congratulating his former partner. Page drank a beer in the ring after his win.

**********

A video package played hyping the parking lot fight.

**********

MJF (w/Wardlow) defeated Shawn Dean

Dean had his left arm taped up. MJF used a thumb to the eye and a Salt of the Earth to win in seconds as Dean immediately tapped out.

**********

Wardlow continued beating down Dean after the match.

MJF cut a promo. He said he's an honest man, unlike that cheater Jon Moxley. MJF demanded that Justin Roberts introduce him as the undefeated, undisputed, uncrowned champion of AEW.

MJF said to get any attention on Dynamite you have to be in a stable. He said there's a new faction every week. He's not wrong.

MJF said whether he picks a group to be a part of or not it doesn't matter because he's better than you and you know it.

**********

Taz broke down the offense of Ricky Starks.

**********

Eddie Kingston was in the ring with Penta and Fenix. Butcher and Blade paced around the ring while Kingston cut a promo.

Kingston said he never lost the Casino Battle Royale. He said his group isn't a faction or a stable, they're a family. He said after they fight, some families go to dinner. He said his family celebrates with violence.

Butcher and Blade pulled Griff Garrison and another jobber out of the crowd and beat them up.

Kingston told Blade it was time for him to get his house in order.

And the segment ended.

Kingston is a gifted promo. The inside baseball stuff about Blade and his wife is awful.

**********

Private Party entered.

The announcers used Private Party's entrance time to announce that Jon Moxley and Lance Archer will be on opposite sides of a six-man tag next week and will be picking their partners tonight.

**********

Chris Jericho & Jake Hager defeated Private Party

This was more formulaic than the tag team opener but a good match. Much like the FTR match this was a case where the established veterans gave the young guys a ton before coming away with the win. Kassidy got at least two near falls on Jericho and Jericho bumped all over for him.

Quen and Kassidy hit tandem dives to start the match off hot.

Quen got cut off and worked over during a break. Hager hit some of his lumbering offense. Kassidy got a hot tag and Private Party hit Silly String on Hager for a near fall.

Jericho got a tag. Kassidy ducked a Judas Effect and hit a springboard cutter for a two count. Quen and Hager brawled to the floor after a double clothesline over the top.

Kassidy went for a senton atomico but Jericho moved out of the way. Jericho hit the Judas Effect for the pin.

**********

Jericho put Kassidy in the Walls after the match. Quen made the save and hit a Pele kick, sending Jericho packing.

**********

They announced Scorpio Sky vs. Ben Carter, Anna Jay vs. Brandi Rhodes, plus Matt Sydal vs. Shawn Spears for Late Night Dynamite, airing Tuesday after Inside the NBA on TNT.

**********

NWA World Women's Championship: Thunder Rosa defeated Ivelisse to retain the title

This was a back and forth match with very little flow to it. Just move, move, move, move, move.

Rosa's offense looked good, Ivelisse's did not.

They showed Hikaru Shida in the crowd watching the match.

Rosa hit a jumping clothesline and a meteora in the corner. Ivelisse hit a tiger driver. Rosa used a crossface. Rosa blocked a springboard attack and hit a DVD.

Rosa used a tombstone for the pin.

**********

Diamante ran in after the match and attacked Rosa. Shida jumped the rail to make the save, then left the ring to Rosa to take a bow.

**********

Miro was bench pressing. He asked Kip Sabian to let him get in the ring and devour somebody.

Sabian said Miro has to throw him a bachelor party first. Miro promised the best bachelor party ever. Sabian and Miro fist bumped Penelope Ford.

**********

Jake Roberts and Lance Archer entered for a promo.

Archer pulled someone out of the crowd and beat him up.

Jake cut a creepy promo about being in bed with the Tasmanian devil.

Taz entered. Taz said he and Jake made a deal that Ricky Starks and Brian Cage will be Archer's partners next week provided Cage gets the first shot at Archer when Archer wins Moxley's title.

Moxley entered but got jumped by Cage and Starks. Will Hobbs made the save for Moxley with a steel chair.

Moxley put Hobbs over strongly on the mic. Moxley called on Darby Allin who he knew was watching at home to join his team next week.

Really good promo from Moxley. Hobbs looked great.

***********

Archer, Cage & Starks vs. Moxley, Hobbs & Allin, Mr. Brodie Lee vs. Orange Cassidy for the TNT title, Hikaru Shida & Thunder Rosa vs. Diamante & Ivelisse, plus a Chris Jericho promo were announced for next week's Dynamite.

The main event is next.

**********


quote:

The main event was next.

The Parking Lot Fight
Best Friends vs Proud N Powerful

They fought in the parking lot.

People got slammed on cars. The Best Friends slammed hoods on PNP.
https://twitter.com/AEWonTNT/status/1306409768823566336

quote:


Then Proud and Powerful did slamming.
https://twitter.com/AEWonTNT/status/1306412006824579072

quote:


A sledgehammer was thrown into a car window.

Trent was about to get hit by a lead pipe.

https://twitter.com/AEWrestling/sta...412325306589184

quote:

Both members of Best Friends hit finishers on cars.

The Best Friends won.

I liked the match.

News
Will Hobbs is All Elite
Dynamite will be in Jacksonville until at least November

Upcoming Schedule

NEXT TUESDAY AFTER INSIDE THE NBA
Scorpio Sky vs Ben Carter
Anna Jay vs Brandi
Matt Sydal vs Shawn Spears

NEXT DYNAMITE
ORANGE CASSIDY VS MISTER BRODIE LEE
MOX, DARBY AND WILL HOBBS VS TEAM TAZ AND TEAM JAKE THE SNAKE
SHIDA AND ROSA VS DIAMANTE AND IVELISSE

Links
Rankings: https://www.allelitewrestling.com/rankings
The Official AEW Podcast! https://link.chtbl.com/AEW
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AEW Youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=channel?UCFN4JkGP_bVhAdBsoV9xftA
Being the Elite Youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=channel?UC2V6TA0OqHr9BojcHz9az-w
Twitter https://twitter.com/aewrestling
AEW on TNT Twitter: https://twitter.com/AEWonTNT
Myspace https://www.myspace.com/aewrestling
Sammy Vlog: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCD...xcbJZvXEp0uP8TA

Your Fourth "For The Win" Champion, Brian Cage


Your Second TNT Champion who has never had his belt stolen period:


Your Third AEW Tag Team Champions


Your Third AEW Women's World Champion:
https://twitter.com/shidahikaru/sta...512415475412992

And finally, your first All Elite Wrestling Champion to not have his title belt stolen at Longhorn Steakhouse



MassRafTer fucked around with this message at 01:42 on Sep 23, 2020

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JUNGLE BOY
Sep 22, 2019





https://twitter.com/RealMickFoley/s...1338568704?s=20

High praise

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

D U S T M A N


every single match on that card ruled

ShallNoiseUpon
Sep 10, 2010




Grimey Drawer


Feeling especially good since Mox got new friends


Wonderful!

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010




Praise from Caesar

Keltar
Sep 9, 2011


That was one hell of a main event. Absolutely brutal. Absolutely perfect. Watching AEW makes me so happy to be a wrestling fan. All those years wishing, wanting something better than the crap we being given while treated as dirt and now we got AEW.

I Before E
Jul 2, 2012

"Why yes, this is a tie with dollar signs on it.

Jealous?"



I expected to watch a pretty good Dynamite for my birthday, but I got a fantastic one.

Hell yeah.

magiccarpet
Jan 3, 2005









Better than the ppv

That sledgehammer spot was crazy dangerous.

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

correct politics haver
...weed...


https://twitter.com/annajay___/stat...416161417031684

ICR
Dec 31, 2008

Thou shalt have no other gods before me. For I the LORD thy Sun God am a jealous God, visiting the iniquity of cosmic prestige upon the children unto the third and fourth generation of them that hate me.

AEW is true god tier.

Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!



One of the best wrestling shows on TV, like ever

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001





Yams Fan

I Before E posted:

I expected to watch a pretty good Dynamite for my birthday, but I got a fantastic one.

Hell yeah.

Happy birthday, we got you the gift of VIOLENCE

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


quote:

I liked that match

Same, OP. Same.

Keltar
Sep 9, 2011


Good night for another man as well

https://twitter.com/AEWrestling/sta...306867736514562

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


I Before E posted:

I expected to watch a pretty good Dynamite for my birthday, but I got a fantastic one.

Hell yeah.

Happy Birthday, I Before E, I'm glad you enjoyed the INCREDIBLE VIOLENCE

ARMBAR A COP
Nov 24, 2007

HURRAH! ANOTHER YEAR, SURELY THIS ONE WILL BE BETTER THAN THE LAST; THE INEXORABLE MARCH OF PROGRESS WILL LEAD US ALL TO HAPPINESS


VIOLENCE

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

It's always Heath's fault.



Plaster Town Cop

That might have been Dynamite's best episode yet.

karmicknight
Aug 21, 2011



So let's talk about BEN CARTER getting a match on the Late Night Dynamite and why that match is going to be COOL AS poo poo

Doc M
Jan 6, 2011

I enjoy metal because of its dark, creepy, intense aesthetic.




flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011



Ultra Carp

I'd prefer if Darby wasn't the third guy in What If The Shield, But Good but I'll take it for my man Hobbs.

Jordan7hm
Feb 17, 2011

MENS REA? LOL MORE LIKE CHRIS REA AM I RITE





Lipstick Apathy

That was a good show and next week is going to rule as well.

Looking forward to the MJF stable, to Blade getting his wife back (please donít be weird about it), and the plans for the bachelor party.

hunnert car pileup
Oct 28, 2007

the first world was a mistake



That main event was a blatant excuse to show as much blood, violence, weaponry, and obscene gestures as could be gotten away with on cable television.

On a scale of 1 to 10, I give it a 10.

Doc M
Jan 6, 2011

I enjoy metal because of its dark, creepy, intense aesthetic.




flashy_mcflash posted:

I'd prefer if Darby wasn't the third guy in What If The Shield, But Good but I'll take it for my man Hobbs.
Darby is a poo poo, but he's there to get thrown around by beefy bois and that sounds good to me

JOHN CENA
Oct 20, 2006


hopin for another 7 figure delight tomorrow afternoon

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


Will Hobbs!

WILL HOBBS!

MAIN EVENTER AND CRUSHER OF TEAM TAZ WILL HOBBS!

CombineThresher
Apr 10, 2006

GIT R DONNE


It's weird, I see Trent in spandex all the time, but I only noticed how built he is during the parking lot fight.

Goddamn, what a great show. Chuck loving Taylor got a main event match on TNT and won. I remember feeling so bad for him a couple of years ago because he's so good and I never thought he'd get a moment in the sun like this. AEW owns. OC putting out Santana's lights was the icing on the cake.

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

D U S T M A N


karmicknight posted:

So let's talk about BEN CARTER getting a match on the Late Night Dynamite and why that match is going to be COOL AS poo poo

Ben Carter vs Scorpio Sky should be amazing

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007



OC vs Brodie Lee?

RIP OC, pushing kool-aid bottles off of tables in heaven

CarlCX
Dec 14, 2003

and she walked in
looking like dynamite




That was an awesome thing and I hope one day Jungle Boy and Orange Cassidy are wrestling 60-minute world title matches.

Jordan7hm
Feb 17, 2011

MENS REA? LOL MORE LIKE CHRIS REA AM I RITE





Lipstick Apathy

Watching Tonyís post show and uh. Not what I expected.

TV Zombie
Sep 6, 2011

MAMAMOO STAN





Dinosaur Gum

JOHN CENA posted:

hopin for another 7 figure delight tomorrow afternoon

How does it not? Itís built upon the ppv and after ppv show, which was good.

IcePhoenix
Sep 18, 2005

Take me to your Shida





My birthday was between last week's Dynamite and this one so I'm declaring this one my birthday Dynamite as well, thanks big TK

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

D U S T M A N


TV Zombie posted:

How does it not? Itís built upon the ppv and after ppv show, which was good.

NXT was back on Wednesday tonight

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

"Yup, it looks like his head went so far up his own butt-hole that it exploded right back out his pee-hole and he died in a cataclysmic shower of his own blood and poop and pee."
- Too Much Mustard


Orange Carlisle posted:

OC vs Brodie Lee?

RIP OC, pushing kool-aid bottles off of tables in heaven

STICKY SHOES!

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

The M stands for MOX

Dunno about best episode ever or best episode of the year even, but that's up there as the best of the covid era, at least.

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

correct politics haver
...weed...


Orange Carlisle posted:

OC vs Brodie Lee?

RIP OC, pushing kool-aid bottles off of tables in heaven

it'll be cute when he manages to land a superman punch and ring Brodie's bell for a 2-count but uhh yeah the lariat of doom is going to come after

JOHN CENA
Oct 20, 2006


TV Zombie posted:

How does it not? Itís built upon the ppv and after ppv show, which was good.

ratings can be weird and fickle sometimes

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?

What a good rear end show.

Big Coffin Hunter
Aug 13, 2005



Amazing show. I wasn't sure what to expect with the PARKING LOT BRAWL but that was really loving awesome.

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JOHN CENA
Oct 20, 2006


i wonder if the bonus episode next week is a trial run for the second weekly show, i also wonder if they premiere the new show after the NBA finals

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