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hbag

YOU ARE A FLESH AUTOMATON ANIMATED BY NEUROTRANSMITTERS




sorry fellas cant hear you over the jingling of comical amounts of change in my pockets



bottom sig by Heather Papps, pretty based

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Barking Gecko

Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."


hbag posted:

sorry fellas cant hear you over the jingling of comical amounts of change in my pockets

Be the change you want to be.

nut


hi i'm from the philidelphia chronicler, any comment on the billion dollars said to have disappeared from the byob development treasury

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god bles manifisto for the springtime signature

Escape From Noise

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?


nut posted:

hi I’m from the Boston globe, where did the billion dollars come from? was it ethically sourced? fair trade?

I'm from Boston Market and I would like to know your weight and the last time you gave yourself a dry rub.

Barking Gecko

Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."


nut posted:

hi i'm from the philidelphia chronicler, any comment on the billion dollars said to have disappeared from the byob development treasury

Jeffrey took it to use as a down payment to hire developers to fix radium's code.

Twenty Four




Barking Gecko posted:

Please reconsider spending your money on corn thrones.

what about another corn train?

Stoner Sloth



just gonna set up this here diving board, post in the thread and then leap off to swim in the money Scrooge McDuck style without checking cause i'm just gonna assume i've won


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Mormon Nailer

PHANTOM QUEEN



You know what they say about assuming. It makes an rear end of both u and me.

Prof. Crocodile



Stoner Sloth posted:

just gonna set up this here diving board, post in the thread and then leap off to swim in the money Scrooge McDuck style without checking cause i'm just gonna assume i've won

canít believe stoner sloth fuckin died

rip to a real one


thank you heather papps for this historically great sig!
thank you deep dish peat moss for preparing me for The War with dope rhymes!

Stoner Sloth



Prof. Crocodile posted:

canít believe stoner sloth fuckin died

rip to a real one

thanks friend but rumors of my death have been greatly exaggerated

i do have a really horrible cold though so it kinda feels like it mighta been the better option

Goons Are Great

Well yeah, but honestly..



goddamn rip SS, I'll pay for your funeral posting party with the money I get from being the last person to post itt


https://giant.gfycat.com/RelievedLivelyAlpinegoat.mp4

Stoner Sloth



Goons Are Great posted:

goddamn rip SS, I'll pay for your funeral posting party with the money I get from being the last person to post itt

thanks friend, your a true posting pal!


https://giant.gfycat.com/AngelicIndolentAlligatorsnappingturtle.mp4
sigs by the awesome Manifisto, Vanisher, City of Glompton, Pot Smoke Phoenix, Nut, Heather Papps and Prof Crocodile!!- ty friends!

Prof. Crocodile



stoner sloth ghost riding the whip posting the


thank you heather papps for this historically great sig!
thank you deep dish peat moss for preparing me for The War with dope rhymes!

Stoner Sloth



Prof. Crocodile posted:

stoner sloth ghost riding the whip posting the

a toast to the ghoast who poastses the moast

Twenty Four




*digs a post hole and jams a post in there*

Uria aalge

Chi-la-la-la-lax

I will settle for a million.

*smiles modestly*

*strokes "beard"*

*pensive look*

"Nobody owns life, but everyone who can pick up a frying pan owns death" - Kurt Cobain

Rarity

CUTEST IN THE WORLD
QUEEN OF THE SIMPS
RARITY-CHAN






Uria aalge posted:

I will settle for a million.

*smiles modestly*

*strokes "beard"*

*pensive look*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ymPpIzaanhY


How wonderful is How Wonderful for making me this sig?

I'm a pretty pony! (credit: Plant MONSTER.)

Uria aalge

Chi-la-la-la-lax


"Nobody owns life, but everyone who can pick up a frying pan owns death" - Kurt Cobain

Stoner Sloth




not to worry, Charlie got the chocolate factory in the end!

Jinh



Stoner Sloth posted:

not to worry, Charlie got the chocolate factory in the end!

Wow that's really motivating me to win the billion at the end of this thread now. I'm amped up! Yeahh!

Twenty Four




I got the silver ticket

Stoner Sloth



Twenty Four posted:

I got the silver ticket

wait, there are tickets?

Rarity

CUTEST IN THE WORLD
QUEEN OF THE SIMPS
RARITY-CHAN






I hope no one told our new friends in C-SPAM about this thread, I hear they don't like billionaires


How wonderful is How Wonderful for making me this sig?

I'm a pretty pony! (credit: Plant MONSTER.)

Barking Gecko

Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."


Rarity posted:

I hope no one told our new friends in C-SPAM about this thread, I hear they don't like billionaires

Yeah. It might trigger their bloodlust.

Prof. Crocodile



Hello yes. Is this Crisp and Juicy? Good. I would like to order one billion dollars worth of rotisserie chicken. Where did I get the money? Let's just say I was the last person to post in a certain thread, heh heh.


thank you heather papps for this historically great sig!
thank you deep dish peat moss for preparing me for The War with dope rhymes!

Thunder Moose

S.J.C.

I'm gonna buy a bunch of fancy socks

Stoner Sloth



Thunder Moose posted:

I'm gonna buy a bunch of fancy socks

gonna buy one pair of socks but the fanciest there have ever been!

Escape From Noise

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?


Mormon Nailer

PHANTOM QUEEN



I believe that this may be against the law as it constitutes a tontine, therefore this thread is now closed.

Jinh



Stoner Sloth posted:

gonna buy one pair of socks but the fanciest there have ever been!

I'm gonna get one sock but twice as fancy as the fanciest pair

Goons Are Great

Well yeah, but honestly..



How about three socks that are each a third as fancy as the fanciest sock, but plus 1


https://giant.gfycat.com/RelievedLivelyAlpinegoat.mp4

Twenty Four




Thinking about how cool of a sock puppet I could make with a billion dollars...

Mormon Nailer

PHANTOM QUEEN



I'm going to buy the state of Iowa

Rarity

CUTEST IN THE WORLD
QUEEN OF THE SIMPS
RARITY-CHAN






I'm going to buy the state of I owe a billion to Teddy Thunders


How wonderful is How Wonderful for making me this sig?

I'm a pretty pony! (credit: Plant MONSTER.)

Mormon Nailer

PHANTOM QUEEN



Okay just sign this agreement

RetroEnbyRobot


I will personally eat whichever poster is the last to post in this thread as I have been indoctrinated to by American university campuses

Rarity

CUTEST IN THE WORLD
QUEEN OF THE SIMPS
RARITY-CHAN






Teddy Thunders posted:

Okay just sign this agreement

Sure but I can't sign with my username obviously so I'm using my real name Goons Are Great


How wonderful is How Wonderful for making me this sig?

I'm a pretty pony! (credit: Plant MONSTER.)

Escape From Noise

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?


RetroEnbyRobot posted:

I will personally eat whichever poster is the last to post in this thread as I have been indoctrinated to by American university campuses

This poster gets it.

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Rarity posted:

Sure but I can't sign with my username obviously so I'm using my real name Goons Are Great

What... The gently caress....MOM DAD RARITY IS PRETENDING TO BE OTHER DAD AGAIN

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