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wowza almost missed my chance to become a billionaire, whoops haha, that's a relief

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i'll probably share it all with byob anyway and keep a meagre few hundred mil for myself, no need to burden myself with billions when me and the gang can be millionaires (tho i'll be chief millionaire, obv)

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when i'm a billionaire i'm gonna develop my own rocket program and i'm gonna call it Blasting You to Outer Blackness

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Zurtilik posted:

I don't want that much money.

I hope someone else posts.

no worries, i'll bear the responsibility

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i broke another car yesterday so i could really use those billions right now :(

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don't want to be a downer for anyone in the billionaire thread, but halloween is ~365 days away. just thought you should know that

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i'm sorry, i have absolutely no control over it (yet, because i've yet to receive my billions)

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Barking Gecko posted:

Touching the billionaire square.

*blushing when u touch me there*

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hot cocoa on the couch effortlessly swoops in to claim the billion

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Twenty Four posted:

Thinking about how the real tragedy of the movie "The Martian" is how Matt Damon was the poorest man on Mars by default.

but because of his tenacious spirit and dogged industriousness, he was the richest in spirit

i don't care about that though and i just want to be rich in money

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ChubbyChecker posted:

finally, the last post

nicely done

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fresh outta jail and i'm ready to begin my life anew as a billionaire

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Zil posted:

If I was an ik I would probe you for this post. :evilbuddy:

don't tell my parole officer but i'm back on the shitposting grind :getin:

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this bil comes at a fortuitous time for me as i once again have my semi-monthly "gently caress work i'm just gonna leave and never come back" thoughts

:thanks:

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Rarity posted:

Charging everyone $5 to touch the billionaire square

i guess what they say about money changing a person is true :sigh:

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Bright Bart posted:

If we were sensible about this we would organise together to have one person post the final reply, bribe a mod to close the thread, and then split the money.

But BYOB is not a trusting lot and instead we are going to spin this wheel until inflation makes a billion seem like change.

e: Plus I don't know about you but ~10 million just isn't enough. I want Ferraris in every colour. Every colour. I don't just mean the standard range of colours on offer. So it's the full billi or nothing for me.

i am a responsible and trusted member of society so i will accept the burden of distributing the funds. i have pm'd the mods to close this thread. thanks to everyone for cooperating

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Kaiser Schnitzel posted:

haha, suckers!

:mad: unsporting

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Kaiser Schnitzel posted:

Haha no itís just a joke you donít need to post there is not really a billion dollars going to the last person in this thread haha

(i think he fell for it lol)

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Escape From Noise posted:

Become Your Own Billionaire

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Sherbert Hoover posted:

wondering if it's ethical to post last itt

leave your ethics at the door when you come into the billionaire thread :thanks:

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Chinatown posted:

uh yeah I'm here for the billion

good luck and god speed

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Sherbert Hoover posted:

oh wow a rare opportunity to be the very last post

it's crazy when the stars align like that. well. here it is

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Prof. Crocodile posted:

30 unread posts? looks like all the suckers have worn themselves out by posting too earlyóas always. time to swoop in and effortlessly claim my billion dollars. :c00lbutt:

hot cocoa on the couch posted:

hot cocoa on the couch effortlessly swoops in to claim the billion

apologies but i already grabbed this w/ very little to no effort in a swooping manner as well

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Stoner Sloth posted:

maybe the point of this thread is just the posting

it's the money, for me

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Seth Pecksniff posted:

does this apply to only regulars, old time BYOBers or the general public? Because I would like to win many monies

the eligibility criteria is complex but we keep participant rolls. sorry but you're not on it (nor are most of the posters in this thread, so you can stop posting at any time, thanks)

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think we're on to something here...

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Zil posted:

Sneaking in a post to get a little holiday gift money

you earned it, buddy!

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Armitage posted:

Could we all just split the money

lol

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Prof. Crocodile posted:

not me. iím only in it for the money.

pretty much this

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ChubbyChecker posted:

makes u think

not me, you have to pay me to think

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Prof. Crocodile posted:

Iíll be happy to kick a few bucks your way, for you see I am now a billionaire. :wotwot:

thanks buddy :tipshat:

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Kaiser Schnitzel posted:

hey fyi this thread is fake and you aren't gonna get a million or even a billion dollars if you are the last poster so its really no use posting here

nice psyop lol

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phew almost missed out on this

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Andoman posted:

It would have been very upsetting if you had of missed out.

no one let me know that it was reopened since the last time it was (illegally? unethically?) closed!

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Barking Gecko posted:

The last butthole to post in this thread will become a billionaire.

*nodding sagely*

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after all this time, it's still me wit hthe last post itt. you love to see it

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this guy rly thought he was the last poster itt. alas,

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Stoner Sloth posted:

i'll just put a post in here, no reason

conversely. i'm posting with purpose and prejudice.

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im going to take the billies and donate it to my local government, as i believe they will do the best good with it

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watho posted:

i've decided to abstain from this thread

very noble of you. but stupid!

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