The last person to post in this thread will become a billionaire

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Stoner Sloth

Become Your Own Billionaire

sigs by the awesome Manifisto, Vanisher, City of Glompton, Pot Smoke Phoenix, Nut, Heather Papps,Prof Crocodile, knuthgrush, Ohtori Akio, Teapot, Saosyhant, Dumb Sex Parrot, w4ddl3d33, and nesamdoom!! - ty friends!

# ¿ Sep 19, 2020 03:01

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# ¿ Apr 20, 2024 04:56

Stoner Sloth

just got back from changing my name legally to 'The last person to'

check & mate :smuggo:

# ¿ Oct 14, 2020 10:03

Stoner Sloth

SweetWillyRollbar posted:

So, the last person, in order to post itt you need to become a billionaire. Sorry. It's the rules

but the thread says will so i just need to kick back and wait for op to make me a billionaire or they're breaking the rules!

thanks op, let me know when i can quit my job at the dicksucking factory (to pursue my dream of opening a range of fancy, five star dicksuckery of the highest quality for discerning clientele)

# ¿ Oct 14, 2020 10:33

Stoner Sloth

did someone win yet?

# ¿ Oct 16, 2020 14:13

Stoner Sloth

Jinh posted:

I'm about to once everyone else is done posting

woah, nice work friend!

# ¿ Oct 16, 2020 18:00

Stoner Sloth

im worried that being a billionaire would ruin good posters, fortunately i am not a good poster so i'll jump on this grenade for you friends!

# ¿ Oct 17, 2020 05:36

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Rarity posted:

I'm too good a poster to let money ruin me

drat it Rarity, that's not a risk we can afford to take!

# ¿ Oct 18, 2020 01:49

Stoner Sloth

Rarity posted:

Wait is this a trick?

playing a trick on a fellow yobber? that's just terrible.

Mods?? please immediately close thread without allowing further posts to prevent this kind of malarkey from reoccuring!

# ¿ Oct 18, 2020 04:41

Stoner Sloth

Rarity posted:

Yes I completely agree

thanks friend!

# ¿ Oct 18, 2020 04:54

Stoner Sloth

so we good to close it now?

# ¿ Oct 18, 2020 08:11

Stoner Sloth

alexandriao posted:

please let it be me.

i want to do a scrooge mcduck

if i win then anyone from byob who wants can come do this, then will donate to treasure bear to help them have enough treasure (i know it's not enough but still)

# ¿ Oct 18, 2020 12:57

Stoner Sloth

it's really encouraging to see everyone posting together, maybe the real prize was friendship all along?

# ¿ Oct 25, 2020 11:45

Stoner Sloth

monday, i've got wednesday on my mind

# ¿ Oct 26, 2020 03:23

Stoner Sloth

In BY OB (i love you all)

# ¿ Oct 26, 2020 11:52

Stoner Sloth

better luck next time friend, condolences!

# ¿ Nov 1, 2020 07:10

Stoner Sloth

Rarity posted:

Turns out it was me this whole time #blessed

#congrats

# ¿ Nov 1, 2020 07:24

Stoner Sloth

owlhawk911 posted:

free nut

# ¿ Nov 1, 2020 07:48

Stoner Sloth

i will set up a nut fund

a foundation dedicated to freeing nut

i will hire sky writers to plaster nut all through the cities and towns that the mods dwell in

i will never let them forget and make sure that nut is constantly in their face and on their mind!

# ¿ Nov 1, 2020 08:45

Stoner Sloth

Chewbecca posted:

I'm gonna split the money with brand new forums user pecan, whom I am adopting as my very own newbie

adopting a new poster is admirable

but i would use the money to set up a not for profit, new poster mentoring charity that would see new posters paired with experienced ones in memory of forum's poster nut so as to preserve their legacy

# ¿ Nov 1, 2020 13:57

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Twenty Four posted:

I guess it doesn't say a billionaire of what. Years from now a byob poster gets a billion spiders dumped on them from the sky and they are left wondering why in horror, and what they did to deserve this.

poasting cause i like spiders!! :peanut:

# ¿ Nov 29, 2020 15:14

Stoner Sloth

Barking Gecko posted:

No deal.

thanks for saving this spot for me to post friend, nice work!

# ¿ Dec 13, 2020 02:58

Stoner Sloth

SweetWillyRollbar posted:

Congratulations Stoner Sloth! If anyone deserves it, it's you!

thanks friend!

Rarity posted:

What happened to your Christmas spirit BYOB?

aww don't worry buddy, i will definitely send you a christmas present with some of my winnings!

# ¿ Dec 13, 2020 22:38

Stoner Sloth

nice work folks

# ¿ Dec 29, 2020 17:42

Stoner Sloth

Kief Richards posted:

Looks like we can close the thread now, I've arrived.

this seems fair

# ¿ Dec 29, 2020 18:20

Stoner Sloth

alright so we closing the thread then?

# ¿ Dec 29, 2020 19:42

Stoner Sloth

Kief Richards posted:

Yup it's closed now, nobody else post

hmm still seems open, just to clarify nobody post after this and close thread please GaG - we're done!

# ¿ Dec 29, 2020 19:56

Stoner Sloth

Kief Richards posted:

Oops, missed one. Glad it's settled.

yep, all settled and noone needs to post itt more starting now!

# ¿ Dec 29, 2020 20:02

Stoner Sloth

you're right SWR, i think this thread has brought out the worst tendencies - we should close it now just to be safe and reflect on how greed is a damaging influence in our society

# ¿ Dec 30, 2020 04:10

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Glutes Are Great posted:

That's why I won't post in this thread

and that's why i've always maintained that you're a shining beacon to the rest of us friend

# ¿ Dec 30, 2020 15:16

Stoner Sloth

Barking Gecko posted:

I'm lurking this thread in solidarity with GaG.

together we can make a difference

# ¿ Dec 30, 2020 16:23

Stoner Sloth

good choice of necro thread imo

# ¿ Jan 8, 2021 00:36

Stoner Sloth

Jinh posted:

Hi

hi friend!

SweetWillyRollbar posted:

Maybe the real billions were the posts we made along the way.

# ¿ Jan 22, 2021 18:46

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nut posted:

can someone hurry up and get the last post so i know who to be nicest to

i'm trying to bud!

# ¿ Jan 23, 2021 22:32

Stoner Sloth

Kief Richards posted:

You can close the thread now

no need for anyone to even post in it any more says i

# ¿ Jan 25, 2021 01:26

Stoner Sloth

Kief Richards posted:

Agreed! Thank you all for coming, see you in the next thread!

And thanks to you friend!

# ¿ Jan 25, 2021 01:31

Stoner Sloth

SweetWillyRollbar posted:

Comrades, I think it is time we collectivize our posting and distribute the wealth evenly among the posters.

seize the means of post production

# ¿ Feb 8, 2021 13:13

Stoner Sloth

Teddy Thunders posted:

What if I seize it and redistribute it to two brand new tiddies and rear end implants but also feeding and clothing and housing every person in my town

But dem tiddies

buy rear end implants an account and make them a mod imo